Welcome to the Jungle baby...................
From DL
Stop whatever you re doing ( Being hungover? I wish hissed all ofour livers), because I have very important information about the
former best friend feud of our lifetime. Or at least mine, and the middle-aged dude down the street from my house who hangs out in his
Toyota Tercel blasting Welcome To The Jungle every Friday night.
Whatever his name is (probably Dwayne), he s going to be thrilled to
hear this.
Slash, seen above looking like hot farted on sexy, recentlyadmitted during a Swedish television interview (via Loudwire) that he
and his former Guns N Roses bandmate and friend, Axl Rose, are
friends again. Slash tossed his friendship with Axl into the trash
shortly after Slash left GnR in 1996, and I always assumed those two
would go to their graves hating each other. But according to Slash, he
and Axl have kissed and made up.
It was probably way overdue, you know. But it s you know, it svery cool at this point. You know, let some of that, sort of, negative dispel some of that negative stuff that was going on for so long.
And just like that, there goes the image of a wrinkly old man AxlRose writing Slash is a dumb dildo on the bathroom stall walls of a
senior s center. I m not sure why my brain went there, but it did. But
even though Slash and Axl are pals again, don t expect them to reunite
on stage any time soon. Or at least don t ask Slash about it. That is
NOT something Slash wants to talk about.
Oh, I couldn t answer that one, though. All right, let s getoff the subject, cause, you know, that s an old one.
I know Slash doesn t want to jinx it or whatever and he s actingall hush-hush, but there are some people who need to know if Slash and
Axl Rose will reunite on stage once again: the glamorous Guns N Roses groupies of the 90s! Don t they deserve to know that? Think of the
groupies, Slash. They need to start deciding between you and Axl now.
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