• You're the One That I Want (Upgrade Suggestions)

    From Tulip Renegade@1:229/2 to All on Wednesday, May 16, 2018 21:34:15
    From: tuliprenegade@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid

    Well I do believe that I hit the jackpot on this song and how in
    today's society that it is not applicable to a majority of the world.
    Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta probably never thought about this
    but they actually wrote a 'Straight' people song. So for all the
    homosexual men, congratulations, this one is for you guys!
    Unfortunate for the lesbian community this one is out of your league.
    Not sure when Travolta entered into the Scientology Religion, but this
    is probably part of the problem here and Olivia is just from down
    under.

    Perhaps a remix could be done.... maybe the main verbiage could be
    something like this....

    I think these renditions could be a top 10 billboard song for each.

    You better shape up cause I need a
    chick
    (Lesbian Version)

    You better shape up cause I need [b:a3ca6f56ad]some
    dick[/b:a3ca6f56ad] [color=#8000BF:a3ca6f56ad](Homosexual Man Version)[/color:a3ca6f56ad]

    This is all I could give and out of the bottom of my heart, I
    apologize on behalf of the movie 'Grease' for letting this slip the
    the cracks. As for the transgenders, this is a tricky one as you have
    the best of both worlds and should not take offense to this song.
    ROCK ON PEEPS!

    BTW... I challenge anyone who can dub this song and post on here. I
    double dog dare you for each rendition.

    View the attachments for this post at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=403733833#403733833

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  • From Tulip Renegade@1:229/2 to All on Tuesday, June 26, 2018 15:13:39
    From: tuliprenegade@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid

    Tulip Renegade wrote:
    Well I do believe that I hit the jackpot on this song and how in
    today's society that it is not applicable to a majority of the world.
    Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta probably never thought about this
    but they actually wrote a 'Straight' people song. So for all the
    homosexual men, congratulations, this one is for you guys!
    Unfortunate for the lesbian community this one is out of your league.
    Not sure when Travolta entered into the Scientology Religion, but this
    is probably part of the problem here and Olivia is just from down
    under.

    Perhaps a remix could be done.... maybe the main verbiage could be
    something like this....

    I think these renditions could be a top 10 billboard song for each.


    You better shape up cause I need a
    chick
    (Lesbian Version)

    You better shape up cause I need [b:a3ca6f56ad]some
    dick[/b:a3ca6f56ad] [color=#8000BF:a3ca6f56ad](Homosexual Man Version)[/color:a3ca6f56ad]

    This is all I could give and out of the bottom of my heart, I
    apologize on behalf of the movie 'Grease' for letting this slip the
    the cracks. As for the transgenders, this is a tricky one as you have
    the best of both worlds and should not take offense to this song.
    ROCK ON PEEPS!

    BTW... I challenge anyone who can dub this song and post on here.
    I double dog dare you for each rendition.

    You're the One That I
    Want

    View the attachments for this post at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=403735057#403735057

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  • From David Dalton@1:229/2 to Tulip Renegade on Wednesday, June 27, 2018 00:08:31
    From: dalton@nfld.com

    On May 17, 2018, Tulip Renegade wrote
    (in article<Qr-dnSE7x666d2HHnZ2dnUU7-V3NnZ2d@giganews.com>):

    Well I do believe that I hit the jackpot on this song and how in
    today's society that it is not applicable to a majority of the world.
    Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta probably never thought about this
    but they actually wrote a 'Straight' people song. So for all the
    homosexual men, congratulations, this one is for you guys!
    Unfortunate for the lesbian community this one is out of your league.
    Not sure when Travolta entered into the Scientology Religion, but this
    is probably part of the problem here and Olivia is just from down
    under.

    Perhaps a remix could be done.... maybe the main verbiage could be
    something like this....

    I think these renditions could be a top 10 billboard song for each.

    You better shape up cause I need a
    chick
    (Lesbian Version)

    You better shape up cause I need [b:a3ca6f56ad]some
    dick[/b:a3ca6f56ad] [color=#8000BF:a3ca6f56ad](Homosexual Man Version)[/color:a3ca6f56ad]

    This is all I could give and out of the bottom of my heart, I
    apologize on behalf of the movie 'Grease' for letting this slip the
    the cracks. As for the transgenders, this is a tricky one as you have
    the best of both worlds and should not take offense to this song.
    ROCK ON PEEPS!

    BTW... I challenge anyone who can dub this song and post on here. I
    double dog dare you for each rendition.

    View the attachments for this post at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=403733833#403733833

    In the Montreal Fringe Festival recently they had a musical
    play that was a lesbian love story called Greasy (a female
    friend of mine who I used to hope was bisexual and who
    moved to Montreal last year posted on Facebook about it).

    --
    David Dalton dalton@nfld.com http://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page) http://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page) “Take me out beyond the incline/Make it past the former fault line
    For today I let the moment win" (Sarah McLachlan)

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  • From David Dalton@1:229/2 to All on Wednesday, June 27, 2018 00:11:36
    From: dalton@nfld.com

    On Jun 27, 2018, David Dalton wrote
    (in article<0001HW.20E33027018015A4700002F892CF@news.eternal-september.org>):

    On May 17, 2018, Tulip Renegade wrote
    (in article<Qr-dnSE7x666d2HHnZ2dnUU7-V3NnZ2d@giganews.com>):

    Well I do believe that I hit the jackpot on this song and how in
    today's society that it is not applicable to a majority of the world. Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta probably never thought about this
    but they actually wrote a 'Straight' people song. So for all the
    homosexual men, congratulations, this one is for you guys!
    Unfortunate for the lesbian community this one is out of your league.
    Not sure when Travolta entered into the Scientology Religion, but this
    is probably part of the problem here and Olivia is just from down
    under.

    Perhaps a remix could be done.... maybe the main verbiage could be something like this....

    I think these renditions could be a top 10 billboard song for each.

    You better shape up cause I need a
    chick
    (Lesbian Version)

    You better shape up cause I need [b:a3ca6f56ad]some
    dick[/b:a3ca6f56ad] [color=#8000BF:a3ca6f56ad](Homosexual Man Version)[/color:a3ca6f56ad]

    This is all I could give and out of the bottom of my heart, I
    apologize on behalf of the movie 'Grease' for letting this slip the
    the cracks. As for the transgenders, this is a tricky one as you have
    the best of both worlds and should not take offense to this song.
    ROCK ON PEEPS!

    BTW... I challenge anyone who can dub this song and post on here. I
    double dog dare you for each rendition.

    View the attachments for this post at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=403733833#403733833

    In the Montreal Fringe Festival recently they had a musical
    play that was a lesbian love story called Greasy (a female
    friend of mine who I used to hope was bisexual and who
    moved to Montreal last year posted on Facebook about it).

    A review of it is at

    https://thelinknewspaper.ca/article/theater-review-greasy-triumphs-at-the- fringe-festival

    --
    David Dalton dalton@nfld.com http://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page) http://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page) “Take me out beyond the incline/Make it past the former fault line
    For today I let the moment win" (Sarah McLachlan)

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