From: tsbrueni@gmail.com

On Saturday, July 14, 2018 at 3:21:19 PM UTC-7, The Doctor wrote:

In article <ODs2D.331573$o43.256561@fx33.iad>,
Matthew Kruk <nobody@home.com> wrote:

The wedding ceremony came to the point where the Minister asked if anyone

had

anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their

time

to stand up and be heard, or forever hold their peace.

The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying a >child.

She stood up and started walking slowly towards the pastor. The >congregation was
aghast as the penny dropped. The Groom's jaw dropped as he stared >disbelievingly
atthe approaching young woman and child. Chaos ensued. The bride threw the >bouquet in the air and burst out crying. Then the groom's mother fainted.

The Best men started giving each other looks and wondering how best to
help save
the situation.

The Minister asked the woman, "Can you tell us, why you came forward? What

do

you have to say?"

There was absolute silence in the church.

The woman replied, "We can't hear at the back."

LOL!

So is the groom the father?

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