• Re: Coffin

    From TIM@1:229/2 to jaugu...@verizon.net on Thursday, March 12, 2020 18:43:56
    From: tsbrueni@gmail.com

    On Thursday, June 21, 2018 at 4:16:49 AM UTC-7, jaugu...@verizon.net wrote:
    A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears a BUMP...BUMP...BUMP... behind him.

    Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an
    upright coffin banging it's way down the middle of the street
    towards him....BUMP...BUMP... BUMP... Terrified, the man begins
    to run towards his home, the coffin bouncing quickly behind him
    - faster... faster... faster...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP... He runs
    up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes
    in, slams and locks the door behind him.

    However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of
    the coffin clapping..... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP...
    clappity-BUMP... on the heals of the terrified man. Rushing
    upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart
    is pounding, his head is reeling; his breath is coming in
    sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the coffin breaks down the
    door. Bumping and clapping towards him. The man screams and
    reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a box of
    cough drops!

    Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the coffin and, of course..............

    ...... the coffin stops!

    Does it have COVID-19?

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From jaugustine@verizon.net@1:229/2 to All on Tuesday, July 06, 2021 07:10:47
    A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears a BUMP...BUMP...BUMP... behind him.

    Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an
    upright coffin banging it's way down the middle of the street
    towards him....BUMP...BUMP... BUMP... Terrified, the man begins
    to run towards his home, the coffin bouncing quickly behind him
    - faster... faster... faster...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP... He runs
    up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes
    in, slams and locks the door behind him.

    However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of
    the coffin clapping..... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP...
    clappity-BUMP... on the heals of the terrified man. Rushing
    upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart
    is pounding, his head is reeling; his breath is coming in
    sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the coffin breaks down the
    door. Bumping and clapping towards him. The man screams and
    reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a box of
    cough drops!

    Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the coffin and, of course..............

    ...... the coffin stops!

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)