A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly a
cloud appeared over his head and a booming voice of God said, "Because you
have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish". The biker pulled over and said, "build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

God said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking, the supports required to reach the bottom of the ocean and the amount of concrete and steel required. It would exhaust several natural resources. Take a little more time and think of something that may possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Ok God, I
wish that I and other men could understand our wives. I want to know
how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how can I
make a woman truly happy."

God replied, "You want two lanes of four lanes on that bridge?"

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