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  • Dario and Daft Punk together at last

    From Giallo_Vera@1:229/2 to All on Wednesday, April 29, 2020 09:56:44
    From: giallovera@ULTRAMEGAgmail.com

    Old mate Dazza is attempting another glorious return to Giallo,
    currently working on BLACK GLASSES and them whacky frog-robots Daft
    (racists) Punk are doing the score.

    So that's the weirdest shit i've heard all week. Are Daft trying to
    ensure they exclusively score shit films, or is the great DAVID SILVER
    gonna actually manage to poop out a film worth watching this century?
    Also how the fuck is there italian film industry news when that whole
    country is basically THUNDERDOME at the moment?

    The upside is, you know you don't wanna miss this film whether it be miraculously decent or a hilarious trainwreck, so this should give all
    us miserable cunts in here a reason to stay alive for another 12 months
    or so. Cheers.

    Also - fun game - guess the twist for BLACK GLASSES now. I'm thinking
    it'll be a 4 FLIES type thing and the first victim will have seen what
    they think are sunnies on the killer, but it turns out the killer has
    grafted the skin of a local african child onto his face in two big
    circles around the eyes.

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  • From Dr Walpurgis@1:229/2 to giallovera@ULTRAMEGAgmail.com on Wednesday, April 29, 2020 06:01:07
    From: burke.dennings@cunting.hun

    Giallo_Vera <giallovera@ULTRAMEGAgmail.com> wrote:

    Old mate Dazza is attempting another glorious return to Giallo,
    currently working on BLACK GLASSES and them whacky frog-robots Daft
    (racists) Punk are doing the score.

    So that's the weirdest shit i've heard all week. Are Daft trying to
    ensure they exclusively score shit films, or is the great DAVID SILVER
    gonna actually manage to poop out a film worth watching this century?
    Also how the fuck is there italian film industry news when that whole
    country is basically THUNDERDOME at the moment?

    The upside is, you know you don't wanna miss this film whether it be miraculously decent or a hilarious trainwreck, so this should give all
    us miserable cunts in here a reason to stay alive for another 12 months
    or so. Cheers.

    Also - fun game - guess the twist for BLACK GLASSES now. I'm thinking
    it'll be a 4 FLIES type thing and the first victim will have seen what
    they think are sunnies on the killer, but it turns out the killer has
    grafted the skin of a local african child onto his face in two big
    circles around the eyes.

    Is this the one he was threatening to film in Yorkshire, starring Iggy Pop?

    Of all the horror falls from grace - Fulci, Romero etc - surely Argento’s
    has been the most dismal?

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  • From Jared@1:229/2 to All on Tuesday, April 28, 2020 21:55:40
    From: bijgh@hotmail.com

    On Wednesday, April 29, 2020 at 9:56:49 AM UTC+10, Giallo_Vera wrote:

    Also - fun game - guess the twist for BLACK GLASSES now. I'm thinking
    it'll be a 4 FLIES type thing and the first victim will have seen what
    they think are sunnies on the killer, but it turns out the killer has
    grafted the skin of a local african child onto his face in two big
    circles around the eyes.

    Spoiler warning!

    Hate to be an unXENOPHOBIC PHILISTINE but it sounds a million times better in Italian: OCCHIALI NERI

    According to Google - people also ask:
    Number 1: Is Dario Argento still alive?

    At 79, I hope he's washing his hands a lot.

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  • From the dog from that film you saw@1:229/2 to Dr Walpurgis on Wednesday, April 29, 2020 11:22:34
    From: dsb@REMOVETHISbtinternet.com

    On 29/04/2020 07:01, Dr Walpurgis wrote:



    Of all the horror falls from grace - Fulci, Romero etc - surely Argento’s has been the most dismal?






    how many 79 year olds in any kind of job can perform a role to the
    standards they did at 30?

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  • From Dennis C. from Tennessee@1:229/2 to All on Wednesday, April 29, 2020 02:47:08
    From: DCartRow@aol.com

    He needs to wash his hands of the last half dozen films he's made!!
    I don't care if he has Gary Lewis and the Playboys doing the score!!
    Dario!! Get watchable again, baby!!

    And oh yeah.......leave daughter Ahhhzeeuh at home!

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  • From the dog from that film you saw@1:229/2 to All on Wednesday, April 29, 2020 11:21:32
    From: dsb@REMOVETHISbtinternet.com

    On 29/04/2020 00:56, Giallo_Vera wrote:


    Old mate Dazza is attempting another glorious return to Giallo,
    currently working on BLACK GLASSES and them whacky frog-robots Daft
    (racists) Punk are doing the score.

    So that's the weirdest shit i've heard all week. Are Daft trying to
    ensure they exclusively score shit films, or is the great DAVID SILVER
    gonna actually manage to poop out a film worth watching this century?
    Also how the fuck is there italian film industry news when that whole
    country is basically THUNDERDOME at the moment?

    The upside is, you know you don't wanna miss this film whether it be miraculously decent or a hilarious trainwreck, so this should give all
    us miserable cunts in here a reason to stay alive for another 12 months
    or so. Cheers.

    Also - fun game - guess the twist for BLACK GLASSES now. I'm thinking
    it'll be a 4 FLIES type thing and the first victim will have seen what
    they think are sunnies on the killer, but it turns out the killer has
    grafted the skin of a local african child onto his face in two big
    circles around the eyes.




    what happened to the last film he was making starring iggy pop?

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  • From Dennis C. from Tennessee@1:229/2 to All on Wednesday, April 29, 2020 06:16:24
    From: DCartRow@aol.com

    Well he was 38 years old when he filmed "Inferno" so he established a capacity for directorial shittiness at his supposed professional peak, baby!!

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  • From Dr Walpurgis@1:229/2 to Dennis C. from Tennessee on Wednesday, April 29, 2020 17:03:08
    From: burke.dennings@cunting.hun

    Dennis C. from Tennessee <DCartRow@aol.com> wrote:

    Well he was 38 years old when he filmed "Inferno" so he established a capacity for directorial shittiness at his supposed professional peak, baby!!

    The fat skeleton!

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  • From The White Lady@1:229/2 to the dog from that film you saw on Wednesday, April 29, 2020 18:44:19
    From: me@privacy.net

    the dog from that film you saw <dsb@REMOVETHISbtinternet.com> wrote in news:n7adndViVtb3yDTDnZ2dnUU78dudnZ2d@giganews.com:

    On 29/04/2020 07:01, Dr Walpurgis wrote:



    Of all the horror falls from grace - Fulci, Romero etc - surely
    Argento’s has been the most dismal?






    how many 79 year olds in any kind of job can perform a role to the
    standards they did at 30?


    Morrissey will still be knocking out better songs than any other fucker. Besides, Argento was only only ever a ONE HIT WONDER.

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  • From Dennis C. from Tennessee@1:229/2 to All on Wednesday, April 29, 2020 11:06:59
    From: DCartRow@aol.com

    Ha!!
    That's right!@

    Nothin' but lipids and bones, baby!

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  • From Blackwingbear@1:229/2 to Dennis C. from Tennessee on Monday, May 04, 2020 23:40:05
    From: blackwingbear@gmail.com

    On Wednesday, April 29, 2020 at 9:47:10 AM UTC, Dennis C. from Tennessee wrote:
    And oh yeah.......leave daughter Ahhhzeeuh at home!

    She's busy scoring hash & getting raped, according to her new auto-bio-pic.

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  • From Blackwingbear@1:229/2 to The White Lady on Monday, May 04, 2020 23:41:27
    From: blackwingbear@gmail.com

    On Wednesday, April 29, 2020 at 6:44:21 PM UTC, The White Lady wrote:
    Morrissey will still be knocking out better songs than any other fucker. Besides, Argento was only only ever a ONE HIT WONDER.

    TWO. SAY IT!! TWO. both Suspiria & Profondo Rosso are fucking classic beyond words.

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  • From Blackwingbear@1:229/2 to All on Monday, May 04, 2020 23:42:14
    From: blackwingbear@gmail.com

    On Wednesday, April 29, 2020 at 10:22:35 AM UTC, the dog from that film you saw
    how many 79 year olds in any kind of job can perform a role to the
    standards they did at 30?

    Apparently you've never heard of Wilford Brimley....

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  • From Dennis C. from Tennessee@1:229/2 to All on Tuesday, May 05, 2020 06:29:51
    From: DCartRow@aol.com

    Three will set you free!!@

    "The Bird With The Crystal Plumage" was a triumphant debut!!!

    By the way, I appreciate the Georgia Bear's binge visits!!

    He comes in and furiously pollinates every topic and then it's "see ya in a month or so, baby!"

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  • From Dr Walpurgis@1:229/2 to All on Tuesday, May 05, 2020 17:57:32
    From: burke.dennings@cunting.hun

    Sorry to piss on everyone’s chips here, but apparently the producers are saying this Daft Punk story is bollocks.

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  • From Blackwingbear@1:229/2 to Dennis C. from Tennessee on Wednesday, May 06, 2020 10:17:37
    From: blackwingbear@gmail.com

    On Tuesday, May 5, 2020 at 1:29:53 PM UTC, Dennis C. from Tennessee wrote:
    By the way, I appreciate the Georgia Bear's binge visits!!
    He comes in and furiously pollinates every topic and then it's "see ya in a
    month or so, baby!"

    Yeah, yeah. Unlike others here, I can't access the facebook group anymore... Ergo not posting to it.

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  • From Blackwingbear@1:229/2 to Dr Walpurgis on Wednesday, May 06, 2020 10:17:59
    From: blackwingbear@gmail.com

    On Tuesday, May 5, 2020 at 5:57:34 PM UTC, Dr Walpurgis wrote:
    Sorry to piss on everyone’s chips here, but apparently the producers are saying this Daft Punk story is bollocks.

    Thank fucking Gods....

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  • From the dog from that film you saw@1:229/2 to Blackwingbear on Thursday, May 07, 2020 17:33:47
    From: dsb@REMOVETHISbtinternet.com

    On 06/05/2020 18:17, Blackwingbear wrote:
    On Tuesday, May 5, 2020 at 1:29:53 PM UTC, Dennis C. from Tennessee wrote:
    By the way, I appreciate the Georgia Bear's binge visits!!
    He comes in and furiously pollinates every topic and then it's "see ya in a month or so, baby!"

    Yeah, yeah. Unlike others here, I can't access the facebook group anymore...
    Ergo not posting to it.




    i still don't know what the facebook group is.

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  • From Dr Walpurgis@1:229/2 to the dog from that film you saw on Thursday, May 07, 2020 17:00:40
    From: burke.dennings@cunting.hun

    the dog from that film you saw <dsb@REMOVETHISbtinternet.com> wrote:

    By the way, I appreciate the Georgia Bear's binge visits!!

    He comes in and furiously pollinates every topic and then it's "see ya
    in a month or so, baby!"

    Yeah, yeah. Unlike others here, I can't access the facebook group
    anymore... Ergo not posting to it.

    i still don't know what the facebook group is.

    Facebook’s for spackers.

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  • From Blackwingbear@1:229/2 to All on Thursday, May 07, 2020 14:26:47
    From: blackwingbear@gmail.com

    Agreed. I used to be on it, but no more.

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  • From The White Lady@1:229/2 to the dog from that film you saw on Friday, May 08, 2020 06:07:01
    From: me@privacy.net

    the dog from that film you saw <dsb@REMOVETHISbtinternet.com> wrote in news:ItqdnQY1S-P2pSnDnZ2dnUU78VmdnZ2d@giganews.com:

    On 06/05/2020 18:17, Blackwingbear wrote:
    On Tuesday, May 5, 2020 at 1:29:53 PM UTC, Dennis C. from Tennessee
    wrote:
    By the way, I appreciate the Georgia Bear's binge visits!!
    He comes in and furiously pollinates every topic and then it's "see
    ya in a month or so, baby!"

    Yeah, yeah. Unlike others here, I can't access the facebook group
    anymore... Ergo not posting to it.




    i still don't know what the facebook group is.


    You can join my group. You just need to send a picture of yourself holding
    a piece of paper with a code I'll send you and YOU'RE IN.

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  • From The White Lady@1:229/2 to Blackwingbear on Friday, May 08, 2020 06:07:56
    From: me@privacy.net

    Blackwingbear <blackwingbear@gmail.com> wrote in news:92504310-c04b-4038- b713-2ff0f0720f96@googlegroups.com:

    Agreed. I used to be on it, but no more.


    There's more fun to be had on there than on here, as long as you don't let
    the fucking RIFF-RAFF find you.

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  • From Blackwingbear@1:229/2 to The White Lady on Thursday, May 07, 2020 23:21:54
    From: blackwingbear@gmail.com

    On Friday, May 8, 2020 at 6:07:58 AM UTC, The White Lady wrote:
    There's more fun to be had on there than on here, as long as you don't let the fucking RIFF-RAFF find you.

    Given that it IS Farcebook, any fun will be reported & result in a 30-day suspension.

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  • From Blackwingbear@1:229/2 to Dennis C. from Tennessee on Thursday, May 07, 2020 23:25:56
    From: blackwingbear@gmail.com

    On Tuesday, May 5, 2020 at 1:29:53 PM UTC, Dennis C. from Tennessee wrote:
    He comes in and furiously pollinates every topic and then it's "see ya in a
    month or so, baby!"

    What can I say? I like to spread my seed around.

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  • From the dog from that film you saw@1:229/2 to The White Lady on Friday, May 08, 2020 10:36:06
    From: dsb@REMOVETHISbtinternet.com

    On 08/05/2020 07:07, The White Lady wrote:
    Blackwingbear <blackwingbear@gmail.com> wrote in news:92504310-c04b-4038- b713-2ff0f0720f96@googlegroups.com:

    Agreed. I used to be on it, but no more.


    There's more fun to be had on there than on here, as long as you don't let the fucking RIFF-RAFF find you.





    so tell me where it is!


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  • From The White Lady@1:229/2 to the dog from that film you saw on Friday, May 08, 2020 10:02:11
    From: me@privacy.net

    the dog from that film you saw <dsb@REMOVETHISbtinternet.com> wrote in news:F_qdnQNKGdObtSjDnZ2dnUU78aGdnZ2d@giganews.com:

    On 08/05/2020 07:07, The White Lady wrote:
    Blackwingbear <blackwingbear@gmail.com> wrote in
    news:92504310-c04b-4038- b713-2ff0f0720f96@googlegroups.com:

    Agreed. I used to be on it, but no more.


    There's more fun to be had on there than on here, as long as you
    don't let the fucking RIFF-RAFF find you.





    so tell me where it is!



    You need to make friends with one of them so they can send you an invite.

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  • From Dr Walpurgis@1:229/2 to the dog from that film you saw on Friday, May 08, 2020 15:33:45
    From: burke.dennings@cunting.hun

    the dog from that film you saw <dsb@REMOVETHISbtinternet.com> wrote:

    so tell me where it is!

    Stick to the BRIDLINGTON TRAVELODGE, Gary son.

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