From: ReVulse@psychaoticREMOVETHIS.fsnet.co.uk

On Sat, 22 Feb 2020 22:58:00 +0000, the dog from that film you saw wrote:

richard stanley finally makes another film - the first since getting
fired from the island of doctor moreau.
and... nicholas cage is on board.

a family in the american countryside are disturbed when a comet crashes
into their yard.
it infects the water, causing their alpaca herd, and eventually
themselves to mutate in all manner of peculiar ways.

cage gives another unhinged performance, in a very entertaining way.

I don't get Cage at all. He is so unbelievably shit in every film, I
don't get why he is cast.

I thought that "Mom & Dad" was his low point until I saw this.

Is he doing some kind of hidden camera thing where he just sees how far
he can take it before someone calls him out?

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From: DCartRow@aol.com

He's the Taylor Swift of filmdom where it's chic to be shit!!

He has acquired a certain "cool" cachet in inverse proportion to his increasingly crappy quality through the years!!
I can't explain it!!
Ask the resident fanbird, White Lady if you can tear her away from the Morrissey play doll, baby!!

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From: dsb@REMOVETHISBITbtinternet.com

richard stanley finally makes another film - the first since getting
fired from the island of doctor moreau.
and... nicholas cage is on board.

a family in the american countryside are disturbed when a comet crashes
into their yard.
it infects the water, causing their alpaca herd, and eventually
themselves to mutate in all manner of peculiar ways.

cage gives another unhinged performance, in a very entertaining way.

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From: me@privacy.net

ReVulse <ReVulse@psychaoticREMOVETHIS.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in news:r2si9l$i4g $1@dont-email.me:

On Sat, 22 Feb 2020 22:58:00 +0000, the dog from that film you saw wrote:

richard stanley finally makes another film - the first since getting
fired from the island of doctor moreau.
and... nicholas cage is on board.

a family in the american countryside are disturbed when a comet crashes
into their yard.
it infects the water, causing their alpaca herd, and eventually
themselves to mutate in all manner of peculiar ways.

cage gives another unhinged performance, in a very entertaining way.

I don't get Cage at all. He is so unbelievably shit in every film, I
don't get why he is cast.

Have you considered not watching Nicolas Cage films?

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From: AdolanNoSpam62@gmail.com

The White Lady <me@privacy.net> wrote:

ReVulse <ReVulse@psychaoticREMOVETHIS.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in news:r2si9l$i4g $1@dont-email.me:

On Sat, 22 Feb 2020 22:58:00 +0000, the dog from that film you saw wrote:

richard stanley finally makes another film - the first since getting
fired from the island of doctor moreau.
and... nicholas cage is on board.

a family in the american countryside are disturbed when a comet crashes
into their yard.
it infects the water, causing their alpaca herd, and eventually
themselves to mutate in all manner of peculiar ways.

cage gives another unhinged performance, in a very entertaining way.

I don't get Cage at all. He is so unbelievably shit in every film, I
don't get why he is cast.

Have you considered not watching Nicolas Cage films?

Well now you're just talking crazy.

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From: blackwingbear@gmail.com

On Saturday, February 22, 2020 at 10:58:04 PM UTC, the dog from that film you saw wrote:

it infects the water, causing their alpaca herd, and eventually
themselves to mutate in all manner of peculiar ways.

I think the alpaca herd was the most entertaining part.

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From: bijgh@hotmail.com

On Sunday, February 23, 2020 at 11:51:02 AM UTC+11, ReVulse wrote:

I don't get Cage at all. He is so unbelievably shit in every film, I
don't get why he is cast.

I think of him as the male Nicole Kidman. Both talented actors (or at least that's what people say) but a cast-iron guarantee of a shit film. Don't know if they're just uniquely skilled at picking the wrong film, or they go out of their way to ruin them.

RAISING ARIZONA is good though.

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From: darkangel5@DONTEMAILMEbtinternet.com

On 22/02/2020 22:58, the dog from that film you saw wrote:

richard stanley finally makes another film - the first since getting
fired from the island of doctor moreau.
and... nicholas cage is on board.

Saw this a last years Mayhem Film Festival. Was actually pleasantly
surprised by it, as I thought it was going to be another arty-farty
clusterfuck like the appalling Mandy, but was releived to find it was a straight horror/sci-fi pic.

Was also releived to find that Nic Cage, despite receiving top billing,
was basically in a supporting role, with the film focussing instead on
the teenage kids and a local scientist from the University.

Worth watching just to see Richard Stanley's return, but seemed to go
off the rails at the end somewhat and would have been much better
without Nic Cage, who can't act to save his life and beggars beleif how
he's appearing in a new film every 5 minutes.


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Simon (Dark Angel)
http://www.realmofhorror.co.uk

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From: me@privacy.net

I pity anyone who can't grasp the Cageness of


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4ZYwgJY37U

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From: dsb@REMOVETHISBITbtinternet.com

On 09/03/2020 09:15, The White Lady wrote:

I pity anyone who can't grasp the Cageness of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4ZYwgJY37U

indeed.
although it's no 'not the bees' or 'his soul is still dancing'

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