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    From Simon T@1:229/2 to All on Tuesday, December 31, 2019 09:28:07
    From: darkangel5@DONTEMAILMEbtinternet.com

    Ozzie zombie comedy, about a dead-beat musician who volunteers to help
    out on his nephews school trip, in order to try and chat up the young
    music teacher. Only to end up battling zombies, that have escaped from
    the neighbouring military facility.

    Lots of wildly innapropriate humour, as the two try and lead the kids to
    safety though the hoardes of undead that are chowing down on the animals
    and other visitors to the wildlife park they're visiting.

    Kind of goofy, but also gory and quite funny in places. I liked it anyway.

    --
    Best Wishes
    Simon (Dark Angel)
    http://www.realmofhorror.co.uk

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  • From Andrew@1:229/2 to Simon T on Tuesday, January 14, 2020 16:07:11
    From: manowarkills@NOSPAMnetscape.net

    On 12/31/2019 3:28 AM, Simon T wrote:
    Ozzie zombie comedy, about a dead-beat musician who volunteers to help
    out on his nephews school trip, in order to try and chat up the young
    music teacher. Only to end up battling zombies, that have escaped from
    the neighbouring military facility.

    Lots of wildly innapropriate humour, as the two try and lead the kids to safety though the hoardes of undead that are chowing down on the animals
    and other visitors to the wildlife park they're visiting.

    Kind of goofy, but also gory and quite funny in places. I liked it anyway.


    Sold!

    Now to find it somewhere.


    Andrew

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  • From the dog from that film you saw@1:229/2 to The White Lady on Monday, May 04, 2020 17:14:56
    From: dsb@REMOVETHISbtinternet.com

    On 04/05/2020 09:20, The White Lady wrote:
    Australian comedy horror involving a primary school class trip that runs
    into a zombie outbreak at a nearby military base. Incredibly annoying in places (especially the fucking AWFUL ending) but it has its moments.

    My favourite line (two men at the military base):
    It's zombies again, sir!
    Slow ones or fast ones?

    Well it made ME FUCKING LAUGH.





    it passed the time but nothing more.


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    https://www.avg.com

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  • From The White Lady@1:229/2 to All on Monday, May 04, 2020 08:20:49
    From: me@privacy.net

    Australian comedy horror involving a primary school class trip that runs
    into a zombie outbreak at a nearby military base. Incredibly annoying in
    places (especially the fucking AWFUL ending) but it has its moments.

    My favourite line (two men at the military base):
    It's zombies again, sir!
    Slow ones or fast ones?

    Well it made ME FUCKING LAUGH.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From ReVulse@1:229/2 to The White Lady on Monday, May 04, 2020 18:32:18
    From: ReVulse@psychaoticREMOVETHIS.fsnet.co.uk

    On Mon, 04 May 2020 08:20:49 +0000, The White Lady wrote:

    Australian comedy horror involving a primary school class trip that runs
    into a zombie outbreak at a nearby military base. Incredibly annoying in places (especially the fucking AWFUL ending) but it has its moments.

    My favourite line (two men at the military base):
    It's zombies again, sir!
    Slow ones or fast ones?

    Well it made ME FUCKING LAUGH.

    It made my top 3 of the year so far.

    --
    #Andy#

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
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  • From The White Lady@1:229/2 to Dr Walpurgis on Monday, May 04, 2020 19:44:15
    From: me@privacy.net

    Dr Walpurgis <burke.dennings@cunting.hun> wrote in news:r8p831$n4o$1@drwalpurgis.motzarella.org:

    The White Lady <me@privacy.net> wrote:

    Australian comedy horror involving a primary school class trip that
    runs into a zombie outbreak at a nearby military base. Incredibly
    annoying in places (especially the fucking AWFUL ending) but it has
    its moments.

    My favourite line (two men at the military base):
    It's zombies again, sir!
    Slow ones or fast ones?

    Well it made ME FUCKING LAUGH.

    UNSOLD.


    The ending would CURDLE YOUR BOLLOCKS.

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  • From Dennis C. from Tennessee@1:229/2 to All on Monday, May 04, 2020 12:31:13
    From: DCartRow@aol.com

    The year's still young, baby!!

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  • From The White Lady@1:229/2 to the dog from that film you saw on Monday, May 04, 2020 19:44:56
    From: me@privacy.net

    the dog from that film you saw <dsb@REMOVETHISbtinternet.com> wrote in news:WtKdnebqMLEfoi3DnZ2dnUU78dnNnZ2d@giganews.com:

    On 04/05/2020 09:20, The White Lady wrote:
    Australian comedy horror involving a primary school class trip that runs
    into a zombie outbreak at a nearby military base. Incredibly annoying in
    places (especially the fucking AWFUL ending) but it has its moments.

    My favourite line (two men at the military base):
    It's zombies again, sir!
    Slow ones or fast ones?

    Well it made ME FUCKING LAUGH.





    it passed the time but nothing more.



    You can knock that attitude off, Gaz. It's not my fucking fault you can't
    go DOGGING.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
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  • From Dr Walpurgis@1:229/2 to The White Lady on Monday, May 04, 2020 20:41:30
    From: burke.dennings@cunting.hun

    The White Lady <me@privacy.net> wrote:

    it passed the time but nothing more.

    You can knock that attitude off, Gaz. It's not my fucking fault you can't
    go DOGGING.

    “HAVE SOCKS, WILL (UNNECESSARILY) TRAVEL.”

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From The White Lady@1:229/2 to ReVulse on Monday, May 04, 2020 19:45:25
    From: me@privacy.net

    ReVulse <ReVulse@psychaoticREMOVETHIS.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in news:r8pn3i$hpk $1@dont-email.me:

    On Mon, 04 May 2020 08:20:49 +0000, The White Lady wrote:

    Australian comedy horror involving a primary school class trip that runs
    into a zombie outbreak at a nearby military base. Incredibly annoying in
    places (especially the fucking AWFUL ending) but it has its moments.

    My favourite line (two men at the military base):
    It's zombies again, sir!
    Slow ones or fast ones?

    Well it made ME FUCKING LAUGH.

    It made my top 3 of the year so far.


    Christ. What were the other two?

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From The White Lady@1:229/2 to ReVulse on Tuesday, May 05, 2020 06:33:49
    From: me@privacy.net

    ReVulse <ReVulse@psychaoticREMOVETHIS.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in news:r8q6do$7km $1@dont-email.me:

    On Mon, 04 May 2020 19:45:25 +0000, The White Lady wrote:

    ReVulse <ReVulse@psychaoticREMOVETHIS.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in
    news:r8pn3i$hpk $1@dont-email.me:

    On Mon, 04 May 2020 08:20:49 +0000, The White Lady wrote:

    Australian comedy horror involving a primary school class trip that
    runs into a zombie outbreak at a nearby military base. Incredibly
    annoying in places (especially the fucking AWFUL ending) but it has
    its moments.

    My favourite line (two men at the military base):
    It's zombies again, sir!
    Slow ones or fast ones?

    Well it made ME FUCKING LAUGH.

    It made my top 3 of the year so far.


    Christ. What were the other two?

    The Top 10 so far...

    FORD V FERRARI

    The only one I've seen. Wasn't for me.


    SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE
    LITTLE MONSTERS
    DIRECTOR'S CUT
    THE HUNT
    GUNS AKIMBO
    CAN'T KILL THIS
    THE INVISIBLE MAN
    ZOO
    NE ZHA

    It hasn't been a good year (understatement).


    To think I said at the beginning of the year, in all seriousness, that 2020 couldn't possibly be worse than 2019.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
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  • From ReVulse@1:229/2 to The White Lady on Monday, May 04, 2020 22:53:44
    From: ReVulse@psychaoticREMOVETHIS.fsnet.co.uk

    On Mon, 04 May 2020 19:45:25 +0000, The White Lady wrote:

    ReVulse <ReVulse@psychaoticREMOVETHIS.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in
    news:r8pn3i$hpk $1@dont-email.me:

    On Mon, 04 May 2020 08:20:49 +0000, The White Lady wrote:

    Australian comedy horror involving a primary school class trip that
    runs into a zombie outbreak at a nearby military base. Incredibly
    annoying in places (especially the fucking AWFUL ending) but it has
    its moments.

    My favourite line (two men at the military base):
    It's zombies again, sir!
    Slow ones or fast ones?

    Well it made ME FUCKING LAUGH.

    It made my top 3 of the year so far.


    Christ. What were the other two?

    The Top 10 so far...

    FORD V FERRARI
    SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE
    LITTLE MONSTERS
    DIRECTOR'S CUT
    THE HUNT
    GUNS AKIMBO
    CAN'T KILL THIS
    THE INVISIBLE MAN
    ZOO
    NE ZHA

    It hasn't been a good year (understatement).

    --
    #Andy#

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Dr Walpurgis@1:229/2 to The White Lady on Monday, May 04, 2020 14:16:01
    From: burke.dennings@cunting.hun

    The White Lady <me@privacy.net> wrote:

    Australian comedy horror involving a primary school class trip that runs
    into a zombie outbreak at a nearby military base. Incredibly annoying in places (especially the fucking AWFUL ending) but it has its moments.

    My favourite line (two men at the military base):
    It's zombies again, sir!
    Slow ones or fast ones?

    Well it made ME FUCKING LAUGH.

    UNSOLD.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)