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  • The Cure

    From Amos Nomore@1:229/2 to All on Monday, December 02, 2019 21:38:17
    From: amosnomore@hotmail.com

    The cure for hiccups (some fussy brit'll prolly insist on spelling it 'hiccoughs' or some other pompous permutation involving preposterous
    numbers of extraneous letters) is most reliably achieved by digitally stimulating the pharyngeal mucosa (i.e. sticking your fingers or,
    optionally for some, Keanu's salty knob, down your throat) to the point
    of gagging but short of vomiting, two times a dozen or so deep breaths
    apart. Guaranteed!

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Dennis C. from Tennessee@1:229/2 to All on Tuesday, December 03, 2019 06:33:42
    From: DCartRow@aol.com

    I heard the only time you re any good in the sack is WHEN you have the hiccups,
    baby!!!

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From The White Lady@1:229/2 to Dennis C. from Tennessee on Wednesday, December 04, 2019 06:22:32
    From: me@privacy.net

    "Dennis C. from Tennessee" <DCartRow@aol.com> wrote in news:7ac3a67f-55bf-4554-bfb6-8c81da9d86c8@googlegroups.com:

    I heard the only time you re any good in the sack is WHEN you have the hiccups, baby!!!


    I'd have thought even a comatose female human NON-BLOOD RELATIVE would be BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS. And your dreams must me pretty fucking wild considering your waking mentality.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From The White Lady@1:229/2 to Amos Nomore on Tuesday, December 03, 2019 08:30:56
    From: me@privacy.net

    Amos Nomore <amosnomore@hotmail.com> wrote in news:qs4orp$bbn$1@dont-
    email.me:

    The cure for hiccups (some fussy brit'll prolly insist on spelling it 'hiccoughs' or some other pompous permutation involving preposterous
    numbers of extraneous letters) is most reliably achieved by digitally stimulating the pharyngeal mucosa (i.e. sticking your fingers or,
    optionally for some, Keanu's salty knob, down your throat) to the point
    of gagging but short of vomiting, two times a dozen or so deep breaths
    apart. Guaranteed!


    It's amazing how many things can apparently be cured by a cock down the
    throat. But this hiccups thing might actually be the most useful thing I've ever read. I'll let you know.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Dennis C. from Tennessee@1:229/2 to All on Wednesday, December 04, 2019 06:07:13
    From: DCartRow@aol.com

    The candy-coated clown they call the sandman, baby!!

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From The White Lady@1:229/2 to The White Lady on Monday, December 09, 2019 09:46:25
    From: me@privacy.net

    The White Lady <me@privacy.net> wrote in news:XnsAB1A56A1C35B1meprivacynet@130.133.4.11:

    Amos Nomore <amosnomore@hotmail.com> wrote in news:qs4orp$bbn$1@dont- email.me:

    The cure for hiccups (some fussy brit'll prolly insist on spelling it
    'hiccoughs' or some other pompous permutation involving preposterous
    numbers of extraneous letters) is most reliably achieved by digitally
    stimulating the pharyngeal mucosa (i.e. sticking your fingers or,
    optionally for some, Keanu's salty knob, down your throat) to the
    point of gagging but short of vomiting, two times a dozen or so deep
    breaths apart. Guaranteed!


    Fuck, I didn't remember the two times bit.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Blackwingbear@1:229/2 to The White Lady on Saturday, January 25, 2020 06:27:22
    From: blackwingbear@gmail.com

    On Tuesday, December 3, 2019 at 8:30:59 AM UTC, The White Lady wrote:
    It's amazing how many things can apparently be cured by a cock down the throat.

    So true, so true....

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)