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  • Re: Gary...

    From the dog from that film you saw@1:229/2 to Dr Walpurgis on Friday, November 22, 2019 17:50:20
    From: dsb@REMOVETHISBITbtinternet.com

    On 22/11/2019 16:07, Dr Walpurgis wrote:
    ..I very much recommend S3:E3 of THE CROWN.




    i have enough tv shows to make it through without watching the crown.

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  • From Dr Walpurgis@1:229/2 to All on Friday, November 22, 2019 16:07:56
    From: burke.dennings@cunting.hun

    ..I very much recommend S3:E3 of THE CROWN.

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  • From Dr Walpurgis@1:229/2 to the dog from that film you saw on Friday, November 22, 2019 23:13:20
    From: burke.dennings@cunting.hun

    the dog from that film you saw <dsb@REMOVETHISBITbtinternet.com> wrote:

    ..I very much recommend S3:E3 of THE CROWN.

    i have enough tv shows to make it through without watching the crown.

    WHY DO YOU HATE WALES?

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  • From Amos Nomore@1:229/2 to Dennis C. from Tennessee on Friday, November 22, 2019 17:59:44
    From: amosnomore@hotmail.com

    On 2019-11-23 00:00:38 +0000, Dennis C. from Tennessee said:

    They have more mussels, baby!!!

    Much larger cockles, as well!

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  • From Amos Nomore@1:229/2 to Dr Walpurgis on Friday, November 22, 2019 16:49:38
    From: amosnomore@hotmail.com

    On 2019-11-22 23:13:20 +0000, Dr Walpurgis said:

    the dog from that film you saw <dsb@REMOVETHISBITbtinternet.com> wrote:

    ..I very much recommend S3:E3 of THE CROWN.

    i have enough tv shows to make it through without watching the crown.

    WHY DO YOU HATE WALES?

    Wales wasn't infected cuz they can swim faster than underwater zombies
    can walk plus they are super crafty and know better than to approach
    underwater zombies so they never get bit. Same goes for dolfins and
    other smart underwater mammals and also some certain kinds of mollusks.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Dennis C. from Tennessee@1:229/2 to All on Friday, November 22, 2019 16:00:38
    From: DCartRow@aol.com

    They have more mussels, baby!!!

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  • From Dennis C. from Tennessee@1:229/2 to All on Friday, November 22, 2019 18:50:09
    From: DCartRow@aol.com

    Ahhh that explains the increased amount of seamen, baby!!!

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  • From Amos Nomore@1:229/2 to Dennis C. from Tennessee on Friday, November 22, 2019 20:04:08
    From: amosnomore@hotmail.com

    On 2019-11-23 02:50:09 +0000, Dennis C. from Tennessee said:

    Ahhh that explains the increased amount of seamen, baby!!!

    I'm not gonna try to blowholes in that theory.

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  • From The White Lady@1:229/2 to the dog from that film you saw on Saturday, November 23, 2019 09:21:10
    From: me@privacy.net

    the dog from that film you saw <dsb@REMOVETHISBITbtinternet.com> wrote in news:h3qlesF5skeU1@mid.individual.net:

    On 22/11/2019 16:07, Dr Walpurgis wrote:
    ..I very much recommend S3:E3 of THE CROWN.




    i have enough tv shows to make it through without watching the crown.


    Who the fuck would even dream of it, apart from QUEERS and NURSING HOME RESIDENTS.

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  • From Adam@1:229/2 to Dr Walpurgis on Sunday, November 24, 2019 03:48:46
    From: AdolanNoSpam62@gmail.com

    Dr Walpurgis <burke.dennings@cunting.hun> wrote:
    ..I very much recommend S3:E3 of THE CROWN.

    This show is full of TEA AND CRUMPET WOGS!

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  • From Andrew@1:229/2 to Amos Nomore on Saturday, November 30, 2019 19:33:31
    From: manowarkills@NOSPAMnetscape.net

    On 11/22/2019 5:49 PM, Amos Nomore wrote:
    On 2019-11-22 23:13:20 +0000, Dr Walpurgis said:

    the dog from that film you saw <dsb@REMOVETHISBITbtinternet.com> wrote:

    ..I very much recommend S3:E3 of THE CROWN.

    i have enough tv shows to make it through without watching the crown.

    WHY DO YOU HATE WALES?

    Wales wasn't infected cuz they can swim faster than underwater zombies
    can walk plus they are super crafty and know better than to approach underwater zombies so they never get bit. Same goes for dolfins and
    other smart underwater mammals and also some certain kinds of mollusks.



    How fast does the average mollusk swim?



    Andrew

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
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  • From Amos Nomore@1:229/2 to Andrew on Saturday, November 30, 2019 18:57:22
    From: amosnomore@hotmail.com

    On 2019-12-01 01:33:31 +0000, Andrew said:

    On 11/22/2019 5:49 PM, Amos Nomore wrote:
    On 2019-11-22 23:13:20 +0000, Dr Walpurgis said:

    the dog from that film you saw <dsb@REMOVETHISBITbtinternet.com> wrote:

    ..I very much recommend S3:E3 of THE CROWN.

    i have enough tv shows to make it through without watching the crown.

    WHY DO YOU HATE WALES?

    Wales wasn't infected cuz they can swim faster than underwater zombies
    can walk plus they are super crafty and know better than to approach
    underwater zombies so they never get bit. Same goes for dolfins and
    other smart underwater mammals and also some certain kinds of mollusks.



    How fast does the average mollusk swim?


    Your guess is as good as mine but many cephalopods are quite capable of
    bursts of speed exceeding 20 mph, certainly faster than even the
    fastest of underwater zombies. Many have much harder bites, as well.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Amos Nomore@1:229/2 to Dennis C. from Tennessee on Saturday, November 30, 2019 19:58:14
    From: amosnomore@hotmail.com

    On 2019-12-01 02:09:49 +0000, Dennis C. from Tennessee said:

    Bursts of 20 mph yes but the marine zombies would win in the long
    distance as the cephalopods would have to make periodic stops at the
    Shell station, baby!!

    Plus not to mention the rules for aquatic zombies have only been thinly established and competitive means of zombie locomotion such as
    jet-propulsion via directed expulsion of gases of internal
    decomposition are not beyond the realm of possibilty in addition to
    such potential adaptations as ride-hitching on sharks, giant squid,
    narwhals, and a host of other weaponizable creatures remain
    possibilities which I personally would prefer not to see realized!

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
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  • From Dennis C. from Tennessee@1:229/2 to All on Saturday, November 30, 2019 18:09:49
    From: DCartRow@aol.com

    Bursts of 20 mph yes but the marine zombies would win in the long distance as the cephalopods would have to make periodic stops at the Shell station, baby!!

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
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  • From Amos Nomore@1:229/2 to Dennis C. from Tennessee on Saturday, November 30, 2019 20:41:48
    From: amosnomore@hotmail.com

    On 2019-12-01 03:15:44 +0000, Dennis C. from Tennessee said:

    All this is true, Amos and since you seem to be the resident expert on
    these swimming zombies tell us, is it true that they are found only in
    the Dead Sea and Lake Erie?

    A dangerous rumor, Dennis, inasmuch as Zombies are submersible from
    Lake Titicaca all the way over and down to the Mariana Trench and are
    fully cosmopolitan although they would be expected to slow
    significantly as they navigate polar waters.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
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  • From Dennis C. from Tennessee@1:229/2 to All on Saturday, November 30, 2019 19:15:44
    From: DCartRow@aol.com

    All this is true, Amos and since you seem to be the resident expert on these swimming zombies tell us, is it true that they are found only in the Dead Sea and Lake Erie?

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
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  • From Dennis C. from Tennessee@1:229/2 to All on Saturday, November 30, 2019 20:00:02
    From: DCartRow@aol.com

    What an informational trove you have provided for us on the natatorial skills of mollusks and the undead, Amos!!@
    I was especially impressed with the propulsion properties of the zombies due to
    the decompositional gasses!!! Tell me though....if the zombies suffer methanical failure would that mean they would have to join the cephalopods at the Shell station and if
    so.......
    Who wins the fuckin' race, baby!!???

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
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  • From Amos Nomore@1:229/2 to Dennis C. from Tennessee on Saturday, November 30, 2019 21:29:17
    From: amosnomore@hotmail.com

    On 2019-12-01 04:00:02 +0000, Dennis C. from Tennessee said:

    What an informational trove you have provided for us on the natatorial
    skills of mollusks and the undead, Amos!!@
    I was especially impressed with the propulsion properties of the
    zombies due to the decompositional gasses!!! Tell me though....if the
    zombies suffer methanical failure would that mean they would have to
    join the cephalopods at the Shell station and if so.......
    Who wins the fuckin' race, baby!!???

    Whoever can hold their bladder the longest!

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
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  • From Jared@1:229/2 to Dennis C. from Tennessee on Monday, December 02, 2019 19:05:51
    From: bijgh@hotmail.com

    On Sunday, December 1, 2019 at 3:00:04 PM UTC+11, Dennis C. from Tennessee wrote:
    What an informational trove you have provided for us on the natatorial skills
    of mollusks and the undead, Amos!!@
    I was especially impressed with the propulsion properties of the zombies due
    to the decompositional gasses!!!

    That would make them float for a while, surely, just like real corpses.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
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  • From Amos Nomore@1:229/2 to Jared on Monday, December 02, 2019 21:12:56
    From: amosnomore@hotmail.com

    On 2019-12-03 03:05:51 +0000, Jared said:

    On Sunday, December 1, 2019 at 3:00:04 PM UTC+11, Dennis C. from
    Tennessee wrote:
    What an informational trove you have provided for us on the natatorial
    skills of mollusks and the undead, Amos!!@
    I was especially impressed with the propulsion properties of the
    zombies due to the decompositional gasses!!!

    That would make them float for a while, surely, just like real corpses.

    We all float down here, Shirley, but a Zombie could theoretically
    maintain a semi-passive neutral buoyancy via the aforementioned
    directed venting of internal decompositional gases AS THEY ARE PRODUCED.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
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  • From Jared@1:229/2 to Amos Nomore on Tuesday, December 03, 2019 18:42:41
    From: bijgh@hotmail.com

    On Tuesday, December 3, 2019 at 3:12:57 PM UTC+11, Amos Nomore wrote:

    We all float down here, Shirley, but a Zombie could theoretically
    maintain a semi-passive neutral buoyancy via the aforementioned
    directed venting of internal decompositional gases AS THEY ARE PRODUCED.

    I agree with Dennis. Very difficult to fault your aqauzombie logic.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
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  • From Amos Nomore@1:229/2 to Jared on Tuesday, December 03, 2019 21:45:27
    From: tarpskidoo@gmail.com

    On Tuesday, December 3, 2019 at 7:42:43 PM UTC-7, Jared wrote:
    On Tuesday, December 3, 2019 at 3:12:57 PM UTC+11, Amos Nomore wrote:

    We all float down here, Shirley, but a Zombie could theoretically
    maintain a semi-passive neutral buoyancy via the aforementioned
    directed venting of internal decompositional gases AS THEY ARE PRODUCED.

    I agree with Dennis. Very difficult to fault your aqauzombie logic.

    The writers are bound to screw it up.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Amos Nomore@1:229/2 to Dennis C. from Tennessee on Wednesday, December 04, 2019 14:33:15
    From: amosnomore@hotmail.com

    On 2019-12-01 04:00:02 +0000, Dennis C. from Tennessee said:

    Who wins the fuckin' race, baby!!???

    Earnhardt!

    No walls in the briny deep.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
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  • From Blackwingbear@1:229/2 to Amos Nomore on Saturday, January 25, 2020 10:26:15
    From: blackwingbear@gmail.com

    On Sunday, December 1, 2019 at 1:57:26 AM UTC, Amos Nomore wrote:
    Your guess is as good as mine but many cephalopods are quite capable of bursts of speed exceeding 20 mph, certainly faster than even the
    fastest of underwater zombies. Many have much harder bites, as well.

    Like a 200lb-pressure bird's beak. Plus, they are more intelligent than humans,
    so the zombies are at a disadvantage.

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