From: giallovera@ULTRAMEGAgmail.com

On 14/11/2019 10:05 am, Simon T wrote:

Looks like I've managed to hang onto my job, following the incident
where one of the touchscreen control panels at work got "slightly" damaged.

I'd take this as a sign that you are invaluable to the business, and
they want to hold onto you until the bitter end. So i suggest tomorrow
as a display of your full alpha dominance, you tink your spoon on your
coffee mug to get everyone's attention, then drop trousers and defecate
on the floor (carpet preferably) whilst making eye contact with as many colleagues as possible.

Always take the high road.

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From: darkangel5@DONTEMAILMEbtinternet.com

Looks like I've managed to hang onto my job, following the incident
where one of the touchscreen control panels at work got "slightly" damaged.

After all, the ability to weasel out of things is what sets mankind
above all other creatures.

Apart from the weasel of course.

--
Best Wishes
Simon (Dark Angel)
http://www.realmofhorror.co.uk

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From: DCartRow@aol.com

Matrix dodged that bullet as you bend over backwards for that company!!

Terrific job, Simon!!

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From: darkangel5@DONTEMAILMEbtinternet.com

On 14/11/2019 04:42, Giallo_Vera wrote:

I'd take this as a sign that you are invaluable to the business, and
they want to hold onto you until the bitter end. So i suggest tomorrow
as a display of your full alpha dominance, you tink your spoon on your
coffee mug to get everyone's attention, then drop trousers and defecate
on the floor (carpet preferably) whilst making eye contact with as many colleagues as possible.

Always take the high road.

I think it's more a case of the place is full of idiots and I'm one of
the lesser idiots, so they want to try and hang onto me.

However, I think your suggestion might be pushing my luck somewhat.

--
Best Wishes
Simon (Dark Angel)
http://www.realmofhorror.co.uk

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From: AdolanNoSpam62@gmail.com

Simon T <darkangel5@DONTEMAILMEbtinternet.com> wrote:

Looks like I've managed to hang onto my job, following the incident where
one of the touchscreen control panels at work got "slightly" damaged.

After all, the ability to weasel out of things is what sets mankind above
all other creatures.

Apart from the weasel of course.

Good to hear!

Congratulations on your nut sacking!

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From: amosnomore@hotmail.com

On 2019-11-16 04:31:21 +0000, Adam said:

Simon T <darkangel5@DONTEMAILMEbtinternet.com> wrote:

Looks like I've managed to hang onto my job, following the incident where
one of the touchscreen control panels at work got "slightly" damaged.

After all, the ability to weasel out of things is what sets mankind above
all other creatures.

Apart from the weasel of course.

Good to hear!

Congratulations on your nut sacking!

Teabagged.

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From: bijgh@hotmail.com

On Friday, November 15, 2019 at 5:47:43 AM UTC+11, Simon T wrote:

I think it's more a case of the place is full of idiots and I'm one of
the lesser idiots, so they want to try and hang onto me.

Now's the time to ask for a pay rise. Or do that defecating thing.

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From: me@privacy.net

Simon T <darkangel5@DONTEMAILMEbtinternet.com> wrote in news:qqi284$kkq$1@dont-email.me:

Looks like I've managed to hang onto my job, following the incident
where one of the touchscreen control panels at work got "slightly"
damaged.

I see you went to Wetherspoons to celebrate.

https://www.metro.news/racist-orders-a-banana-for-black-man-in- wetherspoons/1803324/

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From: me@privacy.net

Simon T <darkangel5@DONTEMAILMEbtinternet.com> wrote in news:qrdoft$qpv$1 @dont-email.me:

On 22/11/2019 10:08, The White Lady wrote:

https://www.metro.news/racist-orders-a-banana-for-black-man-in-
wetherspoons/1803324/

How is buying a piece of fruit for another member of the public
"racist"? He was probably just trying to make sure he was getting one of
his 5 a day.

"A MAN has spoken of his disgust after a Wetherspoon’s customer used its
app to send a banana to his table.

Mark D’arcy-Smith (pictured below)[PICTURE OF VERY BLACK BLACK MAN], who is black..."!!!

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From: darkangel5@DONTEMAILMEbtinternet.com

On 22/11/2019 10:08, The White Lady wrote:

https://www.metro.news/racist-orders-a-banana-for-black-man-in- wetherspoons/1803324/

How is buying a piece of fruit for another member of the public
"racist"? He was probably just trying to make sure he was getting one of
his 5 a day.

--
Best Wishes
Simon (Dark Angel)
http://www.realmofhorror.co.uk

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From: tarpskidoo@gmail.com

On Sunday, November 24, 2019 at 4:10:55 AM UTC-7, Simon T wrote:

On 22/11/2019 10:08, The White Lady wrote:

https://www.metro.news/racist-orders-a-banana-for-black-man-in- wetherspoons/1803324/

How is buying a piece of fruit for another member of the public
"racist"? He was probably just trying to make sure he was getting one of
his 5 a day.

He wouldn't have complained if he’d been gifted a nice big platter of fried chicken.

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