• Hilarious new BBC news website for darkies

    From Simon T@1:229/2 to All on Friday, August 25, 2017 22:29:06
    From: darkangel5@REMOVETHISBITlineone.net

    OH my fucking god, this is the most hilarious thing I've read all day. I honestly thought this was a late april fools prank, but its real.

    The BBC has launched a website written in pidgin English for barely literate Afro Carribeans and its fucking hilarious.

    Read this in an Afro-Carribean accent (think of the black guys in Airplane), ENDLESS hours of amusement!!!!

    https://www.bbc.com/pidgin




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  • From the dog from that film you saw@1:229/2 to Simon T on Friday, August 25, 2017 22:32:47
    From: dsb@REMOVETHISBITbtinternet.com

    On 25/08/2017 22:29, Simon T wrote:
    OH my fucking god, this is the most hilarious thing I've read all day. I honestly thought this was a late april fools prank, but its real.

    The BBC has launched a website written in pidgin English for barely
    literate Afro Carribeans and its fucking hilarious.

    Read this in an Afro-Carribean accent (think of the black guys in
    Airplane), ENDLESS hours of amusement!!!!

    https://www.bbc.com/pidgin






    i liked the story about the woman divorcing her husband due to lack of a toilet.
    i quote...


    One woman for India don get permission from court to divorce her husband
    because im no gree build toilet for dem house..

    The woman wey dey for her 20's don dey married to her husband for five years,
    but na for inside bush she dey poopoo.

    Indian law dey only allow divorce for limited circumstances like beating or
    wicked behaviour.

    The lawyer for di woman tell AFP news agency say the judge say to dey make di
    woman poopoo for outside na one form of torture.



    nobody wants to poopoo outside.

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  • From Dr Walpurgis@1:229/2 to Simon T on Saturday, August 26, 2017 08:06:29
    From: burke.dennings@cunting.hun

    On 25/08/2017 22:29, Simon T wrote:

    OH my fucking god, this is the most hilarious thing I've read all day. I
    honestly thought this was a late april fools prank, but its real.

    The BBC has launched a website written in pidgin English for barely
    literate Afro Carribeans and its fucking hilarious.

    Read this in an Afro-Carribean accent (think of the black guys in
    Airplane), ENDLESS hours of amusement!!!!

    https://www.bbc.com/pidgin

    “Envy of the world”(etc)

    ABOLISH THE LICENCE FEE.

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