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    From Beaver_Fever@live.com@1:229/2 to All on Saturday, May 04, 2019 19:46:58
    What the fuck is this shit?

    Your kid got drunk and fell in the river.

    It happens all the time.

    Even the kid who didn't drink got drunk and fell in the river, maybe because he
    wasn't used to being drunk.

    Saw a missing person sign in Dublin. Same fucking thing except he got washed out to the ocean.

    Fuck you with this fucking bullshit.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Dr Walpurgis@1:229/2 to Beaver_Fever@live.com on Sunday, May 05, 2019 08:17:16
    From: burke.dennings@cunting.hun

    On 2019-05-05 02:46:58 +0000, Beaver_Fever@live.com said:

    What the fuck is this shit? Your kid got drunk and fell in the river.
    It happens all the time. Even the kid who didn't drink got drunk and
    fell in the river, maybe because he wasn't used to being drunk. Saw a
    missing person sign in Dublin. Same fucking thing except he got washed
    out to the ocean. Fuck you with this fucking bullshit.

    Dublin?

    I SPENT A MONTH THERE ONE NIGHT.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Beaver_Fever@live.com@1:229/2 to Dr Walpurgis on Sunday, May 05, 2019 02:13:26
    On Sunday, May 5, 2019 at 12:17:20 AM UTC-7, Dr Walpurgis wrote:
    On 2019-05-05 02:46:58 +0000, Beaver_Fever@live.com said:

    What the fuck is this shit? Your kid got drunk and fell in the river.
    It happens all the time. Even the kid who didn't drink got drunk and
    fell in the river, maybe because he wasn't used to being drunk. Saw a missing person sign in Dublin. Same fucking thing except he got washed
    out to the ocean. Fuck you with this fucking bullshit.

    Dublin?

    I SPENT A MONTH THERE ONE NIGHT.

    That's where the airport is.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Giallo_Vera@1:229/2 to Beaver_Fever@live.com on Monday, May 06, 2019 14:14:38
    From: giallovera@ULTRAMEGAgmail.com

    On 5/05/2019 12:46 PM, Beaver_Fever@live.com wrote:
    What the fuck is this shit?

    Your kid got drunk and fell in the river.

    It happens all the time.

    Even the kid who didn't drink got drunk and fell in the river, maybe because
    he wasn't used to being drunk.

    Saw a missing person sign in Dublin. Same fucking thing except he got washed
    out to the ocean.

    Fuck you with this fucking bullshit.


    I suspect it's more due to the fact that it often seemed to be fit
    athletic fuckboys going missing, and that the bodies were found with incompatable deterioration for the amount of time they had supposedly
    spent in the river. Out of the dozens of cases suspected in the
    conspiracy, i don't believe they were all used as sacrifices for a cult
    of randy old queens with death fetishes - but to rule them all out as
    'drunk kid fell in river' seems a tad naive.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Dennis C. from Tennessee@1:229/2 to All on Sunday, May 05, 2019 05:52:58
    From: DCartRow@aol.com

    I'm plagued by a case of Irish impotence at the moment!

    I stick it in and it keeps dublin back on me, baby!!

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From The White Lady@1:229/2 to giallovera@ULTRAMEGAgmail.com on Monday, May 06, 2019 09:22:54
    From: me@privacy.net

    Giallo_Vera <giallovera@ULTRAMEGAgmail.com> wrote in news:qaocb9$due$1@dont-email.me:

    On 5/05/2019 12:46 PM, Beaver_Fever@live.com wrote:
    What the fuck is this shit?

    Your kid got drunk and fell in the river.

    It happens all the time.

    Even the kid who didn't drink got drunk and fell in the river, maybe
    because he wasn't used to being drunk.

    Saw a missing person sign in Dublin. Same fucking thing except he got
    washed out to the ocean.

    Fuck you with this fucking bullshit.


    I suspect it's more due to the fact that it often seemed to be fit
    athletic fuckboys going missing, and that the bodies were found with incompatable deterioration for the amount of time they had supposedly
    spent in the river. Out of the dozens of cases suspected in the
    conspiracy, i don't believe they were all used as sacrifices for a
    cult of randy old queens with death fetishes - but to rule them all
    out as 'drunk kid fell in river' seems a tad naive.




    There are a number of locations in the UK where it has been suggested a
    serial killer is on the loose pushing people into rivers. I'd say it was probably just stupid drunk blokes showing off, except they have usually
    gone off on their own during a night out. Does seem weird, how the fuck do
    you end up falling in a river?.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)