• Guess who is number 1

    From The White Lady@1:229/2 to All on Saturday, March 02, 2019 09:49:52
    From: me@privacy.net

    AND number 2 in the charts


    https://www.morrisseycentral.com/messagesfrommorrissey/amazon-friday-march-
    1st

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Amos Nomore@1:229/2 to The White Lady on Saturday, March 02, 2019 10:45:38
    From: amosnomore@hotmail.com

    On 2019-03-02 11:49:26 +0000, The White Lady said:

    the dog from that film you saw <dsb@REMOVETHISBITbtinternet.com> wrote
    in news:gdv8dtFjaaiU1@mid.individual.net:

    On 02/03/2019 08:49, The White Lady wrote:
    AND number 2 in the charts


    https://www.morrisseycentral.com/messagesfrommorrissey/amazon-friday-m
    arch- 1st





    is it liquid gold with an entire album of dance yourself dizzy
    remixes?


    eh?

    I've been meaning to ask - was that Travelodge thing just the easiest way
    you could think of getting your cock sucked or did the presence of the
    other blokes make it more enjoyable? I'm not taking the piss, I just like
    to know these things.

    Don't answer, Uncle Gary, it's a setup.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From The White Lady@1:229/2 to the dog from that film you saw on Saturday, March 02, 2019 12:49:26
    From: me@privacy.net

    the dog from that film you saw <dsb@REMOVETHISBITbtinternet.com> wrote
    in news:gdv8dtFjaaiU1@mid.individual.net:

    On 02/03/2019 08:49, The White Lady wrote:
    AND number 2 in the charts


    https://www.morrisseycentral.com/messagesfrommorrissey/amazon-friday-m
    arch- 1st





    is it liquid gold with an entire album of dance yourself dizzy
    remixes?


    eh?

    I've been meaning to ask - was that Travelodge thing just the easiest way
    you could think of getting your cock sucked or did the presence of the
    other blokes make it more enjoyable? I'm not taking the piss, I just like
    to know these things.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From ReVulse@1:229/2 to The White Lady on Saturday, March 02, 2019 13:46:02
    From: ReVulse@psychaoticREMOVETHIS.fsnet.co.uk

    On Sat, 02 Mar 2019 11:49:26 +0000, The White Lady wrote:

    the dog from that film you saw <dsb@REMOVETHISBITbtinternet.com> wrote
    in news:gdv8dtFjaaiU1@mid.individual.net:

    On 02/03/2019 08:49, The White Lady wrote:
    AND number 2 in the charts


    https://www.morrisseycentral.com/messagesfrommorrissey/amazon-friday-m
    arch- 1st





    is it liquid gold with an entire album of dance yourself dizzy remixes?


    eh?

    I've been meaning to ask - was that Travelodge thing just the easiest
    way you could think of getting your cock sucked or did the presence of
    the other blokes make it more enjoyable? I'm not taking the piss, I just
    like to know these things.

    He probably liked the way they all admired his footwear.

    --
    #Andy#

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From the dog from that film you saw@1:229/2 to The White Lady on Saturday, March 02, 2019 12:40:43
    From: dsb@REMOVETHISBITbtinternet.com

    On 02/03/2019 08:49, The White Lady wrote:
    AND number 2 in the charts


    https://www.morrisseycentral.com/messagesfrommorrissey/amazon-friday-march- 1st





    is it liquid gold with an entire album of dance yourself dizzy remixes?

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From the dog from that film you saw@1:229/2 to The White Lady on Saturday, March 02, 2019 21:37:20
    From: dsb@REMOVETHISBITbtinternet.com

    On 02/03/2019 11:49, The White Lady wrote:


    I've been meaning to ask - was that Travelodge thing just the easiest way
    you could think of getting your cock sucked or did the presence of the
    other blokes make it more enjoyable? I'm not taking the piss, I just like
    to know these things.




    the husband and wife who offered their services wanted a largeish supply
    of willing gentlemen.
    if just one person turned up that would be weird and creepy.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From The White Lady@1:229/2 to the dog from that film you saw on Saturday, March 02, 2019 22:01:04
    From: me@privacy.net

    the dog from that film you saw <dsb@REMOVETHISBITbtinternet.com> wrote
    in news:ge07s2Fq5geU1@mid.individual.net:

    On 02/03/2019 11:49, The White Lady wrote:


    I've been meaning to ask - was that Travelodge thing just the easiest
    way you could think of getting your cock sucked or did the presence
    of the other blokes make it more enjoyable? I'm not taking the piss,
    I just like to know these things.




    the husband and wife who offered their services wanted a largeish
    supply of willing gentlemen.
    if just one person turned up that would be weird and creepy.


    That's not the question I asked, Gaz.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Jared@1:229/2 to The White Lady on Sunday, March 03, 2019 20:29:39
    From: bijgh@hotmail.com

    On Sunday, March 3, 2019 at 8:01:07 AM UTC+11, The White Lady wrote:

    That's not the question I asked, Gaz.

    He's saying that he personally got no gratification from the event other than the joy of helping out a nice couple.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Dr Walpurgis@1:229/2 to ReVulse on Monday, March 04, 2019 16:16:26
    From: burke.dennings@cunting.hun

    On 2019-03-02 12:46:02 +0000, ReVulse said:

    I've been meaning to ask - was that Travelodge thing just the easiest
    way you could think of getting your cock sucked or did the presence of
    the other blokes make it more enjoyable? I'm not taking the piss, I just
    like to know these things.

    He probably liked the way they all admired his footwear.

    We've established he does it IN HIS SOCKS.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From the dog from that film you saw@1:229/2 to Jared on Monday, March 04, 2019 21:05:11
    From: dsb@REMOVETHISBITbtinternet.com

    On 04/03/2019 03:29, Jared wrote:
    On Sunday, March 3, 2019 at 8:01:07 AM UTC+11, The White Lady wrote:

    That's not the question I asked, Gaz.

    He's saying that he personally got no gratification from the event other than the joy of helping out a nice couple.



    exactly.
    it would be rude to ask everyone else to leave the room.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From The White Lady@1:229/2 to the dog from that film you saw on Monday, March 04, 2019 21:38:41
    From: me@privacy.net

    the dog from that film you saw <dsb@REMOVETHISBITbtinternet.com> wrote
    in news:ge5ennF413U2@mid.individual.net:

    On 04/03/2019 03:29, Jared wrote:
    On Sunday, March 3, 2019 at 8:01:07 AM UTC+11, The White Lady wrote:

    That's not the question I asked, Gaz.

    He's saying that he personally got no gratification from the event
    other than the joy of helping out a nice couple.



    exactly.
    it would be rude to ask everyone else to leave the room.


    This line of questioning is getting is nowhere.

    So, what number in the running order were you, and how was this order determined?

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Amos Nomore@1:229/2 to the dog from that film you saw on Monday, March 04, 2019 15:27:51
    From: amosnomore@hotmail.com

    On 2019-03-04 20:05:11 +0000, the dog from that film you saw said:

    exactly.
    it would be rude to ask everyone else to leave the room.

    It wasn't especially polite that you splooged in her eye and maniacally cackled, "keep the change, you filthy animal!"

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Jared@1:229/2 to The White Lady on Monday, March 04, 2019 19:01:41
    From: bijgh@hotmail.com

    On Tuesday, March 5, 2019 at 7:38:43 AM UTC+11, The White Lady wrote:

    So, what number in the running order were you, and how was this order determined?

    "Ticket number 4 please"

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From DCartRow@aol.com@1:229/2 to All on Tuesday, March 05, 2019 08:28:52
    Gross!!!

    He cornea holed her!!!

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From The White Lady@1:229/2 to the dog from that film you saw on Tuesday, March 05, 2019 20:53:42
    From: me@privacy.net

    the dog from that film you saw <dsb@REMOVETHISBITbtinternet.com> wrote in news:ge7qsvFg1pcU1@mid.individual.net:

    On 04/03/2019 20:38, The White Lady wrote:

    So, what number in the running order were you, and how was this order
    determined?




    1 minute and swap, wait for your next turn, after an hour everyone try
    to reach a crescendo.
    are you asking to come to the next one in a roundabout way?


    I have an INQUIRING MIND, Gareth.

    How long have you been answering this sort of ad, and what's the weirdest
    one you've done?

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From the dog from that film you saw@1:229/2 to The White Lady on Tuesday, March 05, 2019 18:45:03
    From: dsb@REMOVETHISBITbtinternet.com

    On 04/03/2019 20:38, The White Lady wrote:

    So, what number in the running order were you, and how was this order determined?




    1 minute and swap, wait for your next turn, after an hour everyone try
    to reach a crescendo.
    are you asking to come to the next one in a roundabout way?

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Dr Walpurgis@1:229/2 to DCartRow@AOL.com on Tuesday, March 05, 2019 18:52:04
    From: burke.dennings@cunting.hun

    On 2019-03-05 15:28:52 +0000, DCartRow@AOL.com said:

    Gross!!!
    He cornea holed her!!!

    He sent his DIRTY SLAGHEAP tumbling down on her SCHOOLHOUSE.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From DCartRow@aol.com@1:229/2 to All on Tuesday, March 05, 2019 17:25:05
    Thank goodness he didn't do the orbital suckit, baby!!

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Amos Nomore@1:229/2 to DCartRow@AOL.com on Tuesday, March 05, 2019 17:58:15
    From: amosnomore@hotmail.com

    On 2019-03-05 15:28:52 +0000, DCartRow@AOL.com said:

    Gross!!!

    He cornea holed her!!!

    She had an eyegasm!

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Amos Nomore@1:229/2 to the dog from that film you saw on Tuesday, March 05, 2019 19:36:26
    From: amosnomore@hotmail.com

    On 2019-03-05 17:45:03 +0000, the dog from that film you saw said:

    On 04/03/2019 20:38, The White Lady wrote:

    So, what number in the running order were you, and how was this order
    determined?

    1 minute and swap, wait for your next turn, after an hour everyone try
    to reach a crescendo.
    are you asking to come to the next one in a roundabout way?

    Brilliant evasion. Keep this up indefinitely and you will stay out of
    harm's way.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Amos Nomore@1:229/2 to the dog from that film you saw on Wednesday, March 06, 2019 17:24:25
    From: amosnomore@hotmail.com

    On 2019-03-06 17:44:25 +0000, the dog from that film you saw said:

    one of the first was the most freaky as i was naive and didn't know
    that TS in the message meant that the 'lady' turned out to have a
    bigger dick than half the men

    What did you think it meant? Tight sphincter?? Tittty scars??? Tiny Sasquatch???? You weren't cut out for this kind of high risk behavior.
    Next you'll be telling us you don't care to use a Johnny.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From the dog from that film you saw@1:229/2 to The White Lady on Wednesday, March 06, 2019 18:44:25
    From: dsb@REMOVETHISBITbtinternet.com

    On 05/03/2019 19:53, The White Lady wrote:

    How long have you been answering this sort of ad, and what's the weirdest
    one you've done?




    one of the first was the most freaky as i was naive and didn't know that
    TS in the message meant that the 'lady' turned out to have a bigger dick
    than half the men in the room. as the classic newspaper articles always
    state ' i made my excuses and left'.

    plus the time that a guy got irate that his wife was 'enjoying it' and
    demanded we all leave while shouting, said shouting attracting
    complaints from other guests.
    i genuinely ran away out of the hotel.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Lesmond@1:229/2 to the dog from that film you saw on Wednesday, March 06, 2019 08:46:02
    From: lesmond@verizon.net

    On Tue, 5 Mar 2019 17:45:03 +0000, the dog from that film you saw wrote:

    On 04/03/2019 20:38, The White Lady wrote:

    So, what number in the running order were you, and how was this order
    determined?




    1 minute and swap, wait for your next turn, after an hour everyone try
    to reach a crescendo.
    are you asking to come to the next one in a roundabout way?

    We're finally getting somewhere.

    --
    If there's a nuclear winter, at least it'll snow.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Dr Walpurgis@1:229/2 to the dog from that film you saw on Wednesday, March 06, 2019 20:41:07
    From: burke.dennings@cunting.hun

    On 2019-03-06 17:44:25 +0000, the dog from that film you saw said:

    one of the first was the most freaky as i was naive and didn't know
    that TS in the message meant that the 'lady' turned out to have a
    bigger dick than half the men in the room. as the classic newspaper
    articles always state ' i made my excuses and left'.
    plus the time that a guy got irate that his wife was 'enjoying it' and demanded we all leave while shouting, said shouting attracting
    complaints from other guests.
    i genuinely ran away out of the hotel.

    A CRY FOR HELP.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From DCartRow@aol.com@1:229/2 to All on Wednesday, March 06, 2019 18:07:21
    Frank Prurience played left wing for the Montreal Candians from 1959 to 1967, baby!!

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Amos Nomore@1:229/2 to Lesmond on Wednesday, March 06, 2019 17:30:42
    From: amosnomore@hotmail.com

    On 2019-03-06 12:46:02 +0000, Lesmond said:

    On Tue, 5 Mar 2019 17:45:03 +0000, the dog from that film you saw wrote:

    On 04/03/2019 20:38, The White Lady wrote:

    So, what number in the running order were you, and how was this order
    determined?




    1 minute and swap, wait for your next turn, after an hour everyone try
    to reach a crescendo.
    are you asking to come to the next one in a roundabout way?

    We're finally getting somewhere.

    I knew all of this frank prurience would pry you from the shadows.
    I've been meaning to ask - whatever happened to Minnie? Did she
    permanently mislay her spectacles? I hope she hasn't drunk herself to
    death.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Amos Nomore@1:229/2 to DCartRow@AOL.com on Wednesday, March 06, 2019 19:43:16
    From: amosnomore@hotmail.com

    On 2019-03-07 01:07:21 +0000, DCartRow@AOL.com said:

    Frank Prurience played left wing for the Montreal Candians from 1959 to
    1967, baby!!

    Yet another number 1 this time in the Stickhandling and Slap Shot
    Proficiency category! Go Canadia!!

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Amos Nomore@1:229/2 to the dog from that film you saw on Wednesday, March 06, 2019 20:34:14
    From: amosnomore@hotmail.com

    On 2019-03-05 17:45:03 +0000, the dog from that film you saw said:

    On 04/03/2019 20:38, The White Lady wrote:

    So, what number in the running order were you, and how was this order
    determined?

    are you asking to come to the next one in a roundabout way?

    Despite a plethora of red flags and blaring klaxons, etc., it appears
    this nightmare is inevitably bound to go down irl. We can only pray
    that TWL opts to accessorize from her MORRISSITTICIA ASSMIRROR line of accoutrement thus enabling the facilitation of Uncle Gazza's coming face-to-face with his very own gruesome and grisly yet well-deserved
    COME FACE/OFF in addition to recording audiovisual evidence of said
    event to be posted online in order to provide amusement for the
    remaining few survivors and critics (probably just the yanks, maybe
    Simon on account of his prohibitive standards and expectations). We
    are all WINNERS!

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Jared@1:229/2 to the dog from that film you saw on Wednesday, March 06, 2019 19:44:32
    From: bijgh@hotmail.com

    On Thursday, March 7, 2019 at 4:44:28 AM UTC+11, the dog from that film you saw
    wrote:

    plus the time that a guy got irate that his wife was 'enjoying it' and demanded we all leave while shouting, said shouting attracting
    complaints from other guests.
    i genuinely ran away out of the hotel.

    Do you, ah let's not say come across... bump into the same people when
    you go to these things? Oh, hey Bob. How you liking your new car? Wait a
    mo, looks like it's my 60 seconds next.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From The White Lady@1:229/2 to Amos Nomore on Thursday, March 07, 2019 08:22:08
    From: me@privacy.net

    Amos Nomore <amosnomore@hotmail.com> wrote in news:q5pvv6$m8u$1@dont-
    email.me:

    On 2019-03-05 17:45:03 +0000, the dog from that film you saw said:

    On 04/03/2019 20:38, The White Lady wrote:

    So, what number in the running order were you, and how was this
    order
    determined?

    are you asking to come to the next one in a roundabout way?

    Despite a plethora of red flags and blaring klaxons, etc., it appears
    this nightmare is inevitably bound to go down irl. We can only pray
    that TWL opts to accessorize from her MORRISSITTICIA ASSMIRROR line of accoutrement thus enabling the facilitation of Uncle Gazza's coming face-to-face with his very own gruesome and grisly yet well-deserved
    COME FACE/OFF in addition to recording audiovisual evidence of said
    event to be posted online in order to provide amusement for the
    remaining few survivors and critics (probably just the yanks, maybe
    Simon on account of his prohibitive standards and expectations). We
    are all WINNERS!


    You haven't got time for all this dicking about, you should be sorting
    out the MILKY COFFEE DRINKERS like you said you would. If I have to yet
    again waste half my break standing behind some ridiculous cunt ordering
    a TALL SKINNY LATTE WITH REDUCED SUGAR SYRUP, HALF FAT DOUBLE CREAM and
    SUGAR FREE SPRINKLES I'm going to move on from muttering 'fucks sake'.
    to ramming that beloved STEAM NOZZLE down the stupid bitch's throat and
    show her what a PROPER FUCKING FROTHING UP is.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Lesmond@1:229/2 to Amos Nomore on Thursday, March 07, 2019 10:12:51
    From: lesmond@verizon.net

    On Wed, 6 Mar 2019 16:30:42 -0700, Amos Nomore wrote:

    On 2019-03-06 12:46:02 +0000, Lesmond said:

    On Tue, 5 Mar 2019 17:45:03 +0000, the dog from that film you saw wrote:

    On 04/03/2019 20:38, The White Lady wrote:

    So, what number in the running order were you, and how was this order
    determined?




    1 minute and swap, wait for your next turn, after an hour everyone try
    to reach a crescendo.
    are you asking to come to the next one in a roundabout way?

    We're finally getting somewhere.

    I knew all of this frank prurience would pry you from the shadows.
    I've been meaning to ask - whatever happened to Minnie? Did she
    permanently mislay her spectacles? I hope she hasn't drunk herself to
    death.

    I lost usenet for a few weeks.

    Minnie is hangin in there, but hasn't had internet access in years. I talk
    to her at least once a week, although I haven't seen her in almost a year.
    We manage to catch some live music once inawhile.

    And no, she can still never find her glasses.


    --
    If there's a nuclear winter, at least it'll snow.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From ReVulse@1:229/2 to the dog from that film you saw on Thursday, March 07, 2019 20:05:47
    From: ReVulse@psychaoticREMOVETHIS.fsnet.co.uk

    On Tue, 05 Mar 2019 17:45:03 +0000, the dog from that film you saw wrote:


    1 minute and swap, wait for your next turn, after an hour everyone try
    to reach a crescendo.

    Just as I was thinking you couldn't make it sound any more unpleasant.

    --
    #Andy#

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Dr Walpurgis@1:229/2 to The White Lady on Thursday, March 07, 2019 10:41:01
    From: burke.dennings@cunting.hun

    On 2019-03-07 07:22:08 +0000, The White Lady said:

    You haven't got time for all this dicking about, you should be sorting
    out the MILKY COFFEE DRINKERS like you said you would. If I have to yet
    again waste half my break standing behind some ridiculous cunt ordering
    a TALL SKINNY LATTE WITH REDUCED SUGAR SYRUP, HALF FAT DOUBLE CREAM and
    SUGAR FREE SPRINKLES I'm going to move on from muttering 'fucks sake'.
    to ramming that beloved STEAM NOZZLE down the stupid bitch's throat and
    show her what a PROPER FUCKING FROTHING UP is.

    I LOVE YOU, MARY POPPINS.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From the dog from that film you saw@1:229/2 to ReVulse on Thursday, March 07, 2019 21:08:24
    From: dsb@REMOVETHISBITbtinternet.com

    On 07/03/2019 19:05, ReVulse wrote:
    On Tue, 05 Mar 2019 17:45:03 +0000, the dog from that film you saw wrote:


    1 minute and swap, wait for your next turn, after an hour everyone try
    to reach a crescendo.

    Just as I was thinking you couldn't make it sound any more unpleasant.




    have you turned funny on us?

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Amos Nomore@1:229/2 to Dr Walpurgis on Thursday, March 07, 2019 17:40:05
    From: amosnomore@hotmail.com

    On 2019-03-07 09:41:01 +0000, Dr Walpurgis said:

    On 2019-03-07 07:22:08 +0000, The White Lady said:

    You haven't got time for all this dicking about, you should be sorting
    out the MILKY COFFEE DRINKERS like you said you would. If I have to yet
    again waste half my break standing behind some ridiculous cunt ordering
    a TALL SKINNY LATTE WITH REDUCED SUGAR SYRUP, HALF FAT DOUBLE CREAM and
    SUGAR FREE SPRINKLES I'm going to move on from muttering 'fucks sake'.
    to ramming that beloved STEAM NOZZLE down the stupid bitch's throat and
    show her what a PROPER FUCKING FROTHING UP is.

    I LOVE YOU, MARY POPPINS.

    TWL is our TEASPOON OF SUGAR girl, is she not??

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Amos Nomore@1:229/2 to Lesmond on Thursday, March 07, 2019 17:43:25
    From: amosnomore@hotmail.com

    On 2019-03-07 14:12:51 +0000, Lesmond said:

    On Wed, 6 Mar 2019 16:30:42 -0700, Amos Nomore wrote:

    On 2019-03-06 12:46:02 +0000, Lesmond said:

    On Tue, 5 Mar 2019 17:45:03 +0000, the dog from that film you saw wrote: >>>
    On 04/03/2019 20:38, The White Lady wrote:

    So, what number in the running order were you, and how was this order >>>>> determined?




    1 minute and swap, wait for your next turn, after an hour everyone try >>>> to reach a crescendo.
    are you asking to come to the next one in a roundabout way?

    We're finally getting somewhere.

    I knew all of this frank prurience would pry you from the shadows.
    I've been meaning to ask - whatever happened to Minnie? Did she
    permanently mislay her spectacles? I hope she hasn't drunk herself to
    death.

    I lost usenet for a few weeks.

    Minnie is hangin in there, but hasn't had internet access in years. I talk to her at least once a week, although I haven't seen her in almost a year.
    We manage to catch some live music once inawhile.

    And no, she can still never find her glasses.

    We should have all bought her a computer and lasik when we had the
    chance. Please be sure to remind her that she is missed.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Amos Nomore@1:229/2 to The White Lady on Thursday, March 07, 2019 17:34:12
    From: amosnomore@hotmail.com

    On 2019-03-07 07:22:08 +0000, The White Lady said:

    Amos Nomore <amosnomore@hotmail.com> wrote in news:q5pvv6$m8u$1@dont- email.me:

    On 2019-03-05 17:45:03 +0000, the dog from that film you saw said:

    On 04/03/2019 20:38, The White Lady wrote:

    So, what number in the running order were you, and how was this
    order
    determined?

    are you asking to come to the next one in a roundabout way?

    Despite a plethora of red flags and blaring klaxons, etc., it appears
    this nightmare is inevitably bound to go down irl. We can only pray
    that TWL opts to accessorize from her MORRISSITTICIA ASSMIRROR line of
    accoutrement thus enabling the facilitation of Uncle Gazza's coming
    face-to-face with his very own gruesome and grisly yet well-deserved
    COME FACE/OFF in addition to recording audiovisual evidence of said
    event to be posted online in order to provide amusement for the
    remaining few survivors and critics (probably just the yanks, maybe
    Simon on account of his prohibitive standards and expectations). We
    are all WINNERS!


    You haven't got time for all this dicking about, you should be sorting
    out the MILKY COFFEE DRINKERS like you said you would. If I have to yet
    again waste half my break standing behind some ridiculous cunt ordering
    a TALL SKINNY LATTE WITH REDUCED SUGAR SYRUP, HALF FAT DOUBLE CREAM and
    SUGAR FREE SPRINKLES I'm going to move on from muttering 'fucks sake'.
    to ramming that beloved STEAM NOZZLE down the stupid bitch's throat and
    show her what a PROPER FUCKING FROTHING UP is.

    It's the soytards, actually, who get to me. I'm also considering
    shifting my focus to TEA SIPPERS as their CHARMED WRISTS and JUTTING
    PINKIES make them such easily identifiable and strikeable targets and
    besides, who needs 'em around anyway?

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Amos Nomore@1:229/2 to the dog from that film you saw on Thursday, March 07, 2019 17:47:03
    From: amosnomore@hotmail.com

    On 2019-03-07 20:08:24 +0000, the dog from that film you saw said:

    On 07/03/2019 19:05, ReVulse wrote:
    On Tue, 05 Mar 2019 17:45:03 +0000, the dog from that film you saw wrote:


    1 minute and swap, wait for your next turn, after an hour everyone try
    to reach a crescendo.

    Just as I was thinking you couldn't make it sound any more unpleasant.




    have you turned funny on us?

    I received it as a sober statement of fact.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Amos Nomore@1:229/2 to Amos Nomore on Thursday, March 07, 2019 18:41:03
    From: amosnomore@hotmail.com

    On 2019-03-07 23:40:05 +0000, Amos Nomore said:

    On 2019-03-07 09:41:01 +0000, Dr Walpurgis said:

    On 2019-03-07 07:22:08 +0000, The White Lady said:

    You haven't got time for all this dicking about, you should be sorting
    out the MILKY COFFEE DRINKERS like you said you would. If I have to yet
    again waste half my break standing behind some ridiculous cunt ordering
    a TALL SKINNY LATTE WITH REDUCED SUGAR SYRUP, HALF FAT DOUBLE CREAM and
    SUGAR FREE SPRINKLES I'm going to move on from muttering 'fucks sake'.
    to ramming that beloved STEAM NOZZLE down the stupid bitch's throat and
    show her what a PROPER FUCKING FROTHING UP is.

    I LOVE YOU, MARY POPPINS.

    TWL is our TEASPOON OF SUGAR girl, is she not??

    SPOONFUL OF SUGAR. Got tea on my mind.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Adam@1:229/2 to DCartRow@AOL.com on Friday, March 08, 2019 03:25:12
    From: AdolanNoSpam62@gmail.com

    "DCartRow@AOL.com" <DCartRow@aol.com> wrote:
    Gross!!!

    He cornea holed her!!!

    I AM CORNEAHOLIO! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Jared@1:229/2 to The White Lady on Thursday, March 07, 2019 22:47:08
    From: bijgh@hotmail.com

    On Thursday, March 7, 2019 at 6:22:10 PM UTC+11, The White Lady wrote:

    You haven't got time for all this dicking about, you should be sorting
    out the MILKY COFFEE DRINKERS like you said you would. If I have to yet
    again waste half my break standing behind some ridiculous cunt ordering
    a TALL SKINNY LATTE WITH REDUCED SUGAR SYRUP, HALF FAT DOUBLE CREAM and
    SUGAR FREE SPRINKLES I'm going to move on from muttering 'fucks sake'.
    to ramming that beloved STEAM NOZZLE down the stupid bitch's throat and
    show her what a PROPER FUCKING FROTHING UP is.

    You poms have even managed to fuck up FLAT WHITES. "Sorry, we only do flat whites in small size." It's fucking milky coffee. That's all there is to
    it. How is the size relevant? Take your small flat white, put it in a big
    cup add more flat white and you've got a big flat white. What is wrong with you people?

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From The White Lady@1:229/2 to Jared on Friday, March 08, 2019 08:49:48
    From: me@privacy.net

    Jared <bijgh@hotmail.com> wrote in news:d1bba613-5694-48f5-9e1b-44cd9c8f43a2@googlegroups.com:

    On Thursday, March 7, 2019 at 6:22:10 PM UTC+11, The White Lady wrote:

    You haven't got time for all this dicking about, you should be
    sorting out the MILKY COFFEE DRINKERS like you said you would. If I
    have to yet again waste half my break standing behind some ridiculous
    cunt ordering a TALL SKINNY LATTE WITH REDUCED SUGAR SYRUP, HALF FAT
    DOUBLE CREAM and SUGAR FREE SPRINKLES I'm going to move on from
    muttering 'fucks sake'. to ramming that beloved STEAM NOZZLE down the
    stupid bitch's throat and show her what a PROPER FUCKING FROTHING UP
    is.

    You poms have even managed to fuck up FLAT WHITES. "Sorry, we only do
    flat whites in small size." It's fucking milky coffee. That's all
    there is to it. How is the size relevant? Take your small flat
    white, put it in a big cup add more flat white and you've got a big
    flat white. What is wrong with you people?


    Well it was nice, if a little dull, knowing you Jared.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Lesmond@1:229/2 to Amos Nomore on Friday, March 08, 2019 04:40:54
    From: lesmond@verizon.net

    On Thu, 7 Mar 2019 16:43:25 -0700, Amos Nomore wrote:

    On 2019-03-07 14:12:51 +0000, Lesmond said:

    On Wed, 6 Mar 2019 16:30:42 -0700, Amos Nomore wrote:

    On 2019-03-06 12:46:02 +0000, Lesmond said:

    On Tue, 5 Mar 2019 17:45:03 +0000, the dog from that film you saw wrote: >>>>
    On 04/03/2019 20:38, The White Lady wrote:

    So, what number in the running order were you, and how was this order >>>>>> determined?




    1 minute and swap, wait for your next turn, after an hour everyone try >>>>> to reach a crescendo.
    are you asking to come to the next one in a roundabout way?

    We're finally getting somewhere.

    I knew all of this frank prurience would pry you from the shadows.
    I've been meaning to ask - whatever happened to Minnie? Did she
    permanently mislay her spectacles? I hope she hasn't drunk herself to
    death.

    I lost usenet for a few weeks.

    Minnie is hangin in there, but hasn't had internet access in years. I talk >> to her at least once a week, although I haven't seen her in almost a year. >> We manage to catch some live music once inawhile.

    And no, she can still never find her glasses.

    We should have all bought her a computer and lasik when we had the
    chance. Please be sure to remind her that she is missed.

    Let's do a Minnie Go Fund Me!


    --
    If there's a nuclear winter, at least it'll snow.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Lesmond@1:229/2 to The White Lady on Friday, March 08, 2019 04:38:52
    From: lesmond@verizon.net

    On 7 Mar 2019 07:22:08 GMT, The White Lady wrote:

    Amos Nomore <amosnomore@hotmail.com> wrote in news:q5pvv6$m8u$1@dont- >email.me:

    On 2019-03-05 17:45:03 +0000, the dog from that film you saw said:

    On 04/03/2019 20:38, The White Lady wrote:

    So, what number in the running order were you, and how was this
    order
    determined?

    are you asking to come to the next one in a roundabout way?

    Despite a plethora of red flags and blaring klaxons, etc., it appears
    this nightmare is inevitably bound to go down irl. We can only pray
    that TWL opts to accessorize from her MORRISSITTICIA ASSMIRROR line of
    accoutrement thus enabling the facilitation of Uncle Gazza's coming
    face-to-face with his very own gruesome and grisly yet well-deserved
    COME FACE/OFF in addition to recording audiovisual evidence of said
    event to be posted online in order to provide amusement for the
    remaining few survivors and critics (probably just the yanks, maybe
    Simon on account of his prohibitive standards and expectations). We
    are all WINNERS!


    You haven't got time for all this dicking about, you should be sorting
    out the MILKY COFFEE DRINKERS like you said you would. If I have to yet
    again waste half my break standing behind some ridiculous cunt ordering
    a TALL SKINNY LATTE WITH REDUCED SUGAR SYRUP, HALF FAT DOUBLE CREAM and
    SUGAR FREE SPRINKLES I'm going to move on from muttering 'fucks sake'.
    to ramming that beloved STEAM NOZZLE down the stupid bitch's throat and
    show her what a PROPER FUCKING FROTHING UP is.

    And I can't even imagine going to such a place. Oh...that's right...you
    Brits have no idea what a proper cup of coffee is and have no way to get it.

    And I'll bet your order was far longer than "medium, black". How long did
    the fuckers behind you have to wait while you ordered?

    When you're already drinking "artisan coffee", you have no right to
    complain.

    --
    If there's a nuclear winter, at least it'll snow.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From The White Lady@1:229/2 to Lesmond on Friday, March 08, 2019 10:04:39
    From: me@privacy.net

    "Lesmond" <lesmond@verizon.net> wrote in news:yrfzbaqirevmbaarg.po1hg61.pminews@192.168.0.8:

    Let's do a Minnie Go Fund Me!



    Bring that cunt back here and see what happens.

    Anyway, stop trying to clog this place up with your MONG MATES all the
    time, we've only just got fucking rid of BEEVER FEVER.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From The White Lady@1:229/2 to Lesmond on Friday, March 08, 2019 10:02:59
    From: me@privacy.net

    "Lesmond" <lesmond@verizon.net> wrote in news:yrfzbaqirevmbaarg.po1hcs0.pminews@192.168.0.8:

    And I can't even imagine going to such a place. Oh...that's
    right...you Brits have no idea what a proper cup of coffee is and have
    no way to get it.

    And I'll bet your order was far longer than "medium, black". How long
    did the fuckers behind you have to wait while you ordered?

    When you're already drinking "artisan coffee", you have no right to
    complain.


    I don't engage with any of this bullshit - 'black coffee'. There may be a
    delay as they reel of whatever ridiculous names they're going by this week
    and I just stand there glaring until they give up and get me what the fuck
    I asked for.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Lesmond@1:229/2 to The White Lady on Friday, March 08, 2019 09:39:34
    From: lesmond@verizon.net

    On 8 Mar 2019 09:02:59 GMT, The White Lady wrote:

    "Lesmond" <lesmond@verizon.net> wrote in >news:yrfzbaqirevmbaarg.po1hcs0.pminews@192.168.0.8:

    And I can't even imagine going to such a place. Oh...that's
    right...you Brits have no idea what a proper cup of coffee is and have
    no way to get it.

    And I'll bet your order was far longer than "medium, black". How long
    did the fuckers behind you have to wait while you ordered?

    When you're already drinking "artisan coffee", you have no right to
    complain.


    I don't engage with any of this bullshit - 'black coffee'. There may be a >delay as they reel of whatever ridiculous names they're going by this week >and I just stand there glaring until they give up and get me what the fuck
    I asked for.

    Or you could stop being a hipster and buy real coffee.

    I know...that's all too much for you.

    --
    If there's a nuclear winter, at least it'll snow.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Dr Walpurgis@1:229/2 to Lesmond on Friday, March 08, 2019 15:57:30
    From: burke.dennings@cunting.hun

    On 2019-03-08 13:39:34 +0000, Lesmond said:

    Or you could stop being a hipster and buy real coffee.

    What's wrong with Nescafe?

    People are SUCH FUCKING PONCES these days.

    HITLER HAD THE RIGHT IDEA.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Lesmond@1:229/2 to The White Lady on Friday, March 08, 2019 09:38:09
    From: lesmond@verizon.net

    On 8 Mar 2019 09:04:39 GMT, The White Lady wrote:

    "Lesmond" <lesmond@verizon.net> wrote in >news:yrfzbaqirevmbaarg.po1hg61.pminews@192.168.0.8:

    Let's do a Minnie Go Fund Me!



    Bring that cunt back here and see what happens.

    Anyway, stop trying to clog this place up with your MONG MATES all the
    time, we've only just got fucking rid of BEEVER FEVER.

    What did you do?


    --
    If there's a nuclear winter, at least it'll snow.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From DCartRow@aol.com@1:229/2 to All on Friday, March 08, 2019 09:43:13
    Hitler only drank coffee at breakfast!

    He hated juice,baby!!

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Dr Walpurgis@1:229/2 to Lesmond on Friday, March 08, 2019 22:33:23
    From: burke.dennings@cunting.hun

    On 2019-03-08 18:15:11 +0000, Lesmond said:

    Hitler only drank coffee at breakfast!

    And it was freeze dried.

    #TGSNT

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Lesmond@1:229/2 to DCartRow@AOL.com on Friday, March 08, 2019 14:15:11
    From: lesmond@verizon.net

    On Fri, 8 Mar 2019 08:43:13 -0800 (PST), DCartRow@AOL.com wrote:

    Hitler only drank coffee at breakfast!

    And it was freeze dried.

    --
    If there's a nuclear winter, at least it'll snow.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Amos Nomore@1:229/2 to Lesmond on Friday, March 08, 2019 18:56:24
    From: amosnomore@hotmail.com

    On 2019-03-08 08:40:54 +0000, Lesmond said:

    Let's do a Minnie Go Fund Me!

    First things first - we're gonna need PROOF OF LIFE.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Amos Nomore@1:229/2 to Lesmond on Friday, March 08, 2019 18:54:11
    From: amosnomore@hotmail.com

    On 2019-03-08 08:38:52 +0000, Lesmond said:

    On 7 Mar 2019 07:22:08 GMT, The White Lady wrote:

    Amos Nomore <amosnomore@hotmail.com> wrote in news:q5pvv6$m8u$1@dont-
    email.me:

    On 2019-03-05 17:45:03 +0000, the dog from that film you saw said:

    On 04/03/2019 20:38, The White Lady wrote:

    So, what number in the running order were you, and how was this
    order
    determined?

    are you asking to come to the next one in a roundabout way?

    Despite a plethora of red flags and blaring klaxons, etc., it appears
    this nightmare is inevitably bound to go down irl. We can only pray
    that TWL opts to accessorize from her MORRISSITTICIA ASSMIRROR line of
    accoutrement thus enabling the facilitation of Uncle Gazza's coming
    face-to-face with his very own gruesome and grisly yet well-deserved
    COME FACE/OFF in addition to recording audiovisual evidence of said
    event to be posted online in order to provide amusement for the
    remaining few survivors and critics (probably just the yanks, maybe
    Simon on account of his prohibitive standards and expectations). We
    are all WINNERS!


    You haven't got time for all this dicking about, you should be sorting
    out the MILKY COFFEE DRINKERS like you said you would. If I have to yet
    again waste half my break standing behind some ridiculous cunt ordering
    a TALL SKINNY LATTE WITH REDUCED SUGAR SYRUP, HALF FAT DOUBLE CREAM and
    SUGAR FREE SPRINKLES I'm going to move on from muttering 'fucks sake'.
    to ramming that beloved STEAM NOZZLE down the stupid bitch's throat and
    show her what a PROPER FUCKING FROTHING UP is.

    And I can't even imagine going to such a place. Oh...that's right...you Brits have no idea what a proper cup of coffee is and have no way to get it.

    And I'll bet your order was far longer than "medium, black". How long did the fuckers behind you have to wait while you ordered?

    When you're already drinking "artisan coffee", you have no right to
    complain.

    Well said.

    I grind and brew my own first thing in the morning, dump it into my
    Contigo which follows me all day. I favor dark roasted varieties from Indonesia and lighter from Central America on alternate days, brewed
    very strong and always with half-and-half, nothing else.

    That said, I believe this is as good a time as any to pause and honor long-suffering baristas and caffeine-slingers of all stripes,
    everywhere, for there unsung heroism in service to The Bean -

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF1NUposXVQ

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Amos Nomore@1:229/2 to Dr Walpurgis on Friday, March 08, 2019 19:15:09
    From: amosnomore@hotmail.com

    On 2019-03-08 14:57:30 +0000, Dr Walpurgis said:

    On 2019-03-08 13:39:34 +0000, Lesmond said:

    Or you could stop being a hipster and buy real coffee.

    What's wrong with Nescafe?

    People are SUCH FUCKING PONCES these days.

    HITLER HAD THE RIGHT IDEA.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwObeQBGBb8

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Amos Nomore@1:229/2 to DCartRow@AOL.com on Friday, March 08, 2019 19:18:29
    From: amosnomore@hotmail.com

    On 2019-03-08 16:43:13 +0000, DCartRow@AOL.com said:

    Hitler only drank coffee at breakfast!

    He hated juice,baby!!

    OJ IS GUILTY!

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Amos Nomore@1:229/2 to Amos Nomore on Friday, March 08, 2019 20:57:50
    From: amosnomore@hotmail.com

    On 2019-03-06 23:24:25 +0000, Amos Nomore said:

    On 2019-03-06 17:44:25 +0000, the dog from that film you saw said:

    one of the first was the most freaky as i was naive and didn't know
    that TS in the message meant that the 'lady' turned out to have a
    bigger dick than half the men

    What did you think it meant? Tight sphincter?? Tittty scars??? Tiny Sasquatch???? You weren't cut out for this kind of high risk behavior.
    Next you'll be telling us you don't care to use a Johnny.

    <CRICKETS> = AFFIRMATIVE

    You allowed some random bwbach to blow you and nearly a dozen strangers
    and you didn't see fit to don a prophylactic. Has your CRANK TURNED
    yet?

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From DCartRow@aol.com@1:229/2 to All on Friday, March 08, 2019 20:47:55
    He's just ribbing you about thay prophylactic, baby!!

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Lesmond@1:229/2 to Amos Nomore on Sunday, March 10, 2019 08:08:55
    From: lesmond@verizon.net

    On Fri, 8 Mar 2019 17:56:24 -0700, Amos Nomore wrote:

    On 2019-03-08 08:40:54 +0000, Lesmond said:

    Let's do a Minnie Go Fund Me!

    First things first - we're gonna need PROOF OF LIFE.

    I will be happy to give her your phone number.


    --
    If there's a nuclear winter, at least it'll snow.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Lesmond@1:229/2 to Amos Nomore on Sunday, March 10, 2019 08:11:19
    From: lesmond@verizon.net

    On Fri, 8 Mar 2019 17:54:11 -0700, Amos Nomore wrote:

    On 2019-03-08 08:38:52 +0000, Lesmond said:

    When you're already drinking "artisan coffee", you have no right to
    complain.

    Well said.

    I grind and brew my own first thing in the morning, dump it into my
    Contigo which follows me all day. I favor dark roasted varieties from >Indonesia and lighter from Central America on alternate days, brewed
    very strong and always with half-and-half, nothing else.

    Damn. You're first on the list to die.

    --
    If there's a nuclear winter, at least it'll snow.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From the dog from that film you saw@1:229/2 to Amos Nomore on Sunday, March 10, 2019 15:40:16
    From: dsb@REMOVETHISBITbtinternet.com

    On 09/03/2019 02:57, Amos Nomore wrote:
    On 2019-03-06 23:24:25 +0000, Amos Nomore said:

    On 2019-03-06 17:44:25 +0000, the dog from that film you saw said:

    one of the first was the most freaky as i was naive and didn't know
    that TS in the message meant that the 'lady' turned out to have a
    bigger dick than half the men

    What did you think it meant?  Tight sphincter??  Tittty scars???  Tiny
    Sasquatch????  You weren't cut out for this kind of high risk
    behavior.  Next you'll be telling us you don't care to use a Johnny.

    <CRICKETS> = AFFIRMATIVE

    You allowed some random bwbach to blow you and nearly a dozen strangers
    and you didn't see fit to don a prophylactic.  Has your CRANK TURNED yet?





    you can't feel it properly!
    it would be like copping a feel while wearing gloves.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Dr Walpurgis@1:229/2 to Amos Nomore on Saturday, March 09, 2019 10:46:06
    From: burke.dennings@cunting.hun

    On 2019-03-09 00:54:11 +0000, Amos Nomore said:

    I grind and brew my own first thing in the morning, dump it into my
    Contigo which follows me all day. I favor dark roasted varieties from Indonesia and lighter from Central America on alternate days, brewed
    very strong and always with half-and-half, nothing else.

    What a HOMO.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Amos Nomore@1:229/2 to Dr Walpurgis on Saturday, March 09, 2019 07:13:08
    From: amosnomore@hotmail.com

    On 2019-03-09 09:46:06 +0000, Dr Walpurgis said:

    On 2019-03-09 00:54:11 +0000, Amos Nomore said:

    I grind and brew my own first thing in the morning, dump it into my
    Contigo which follows me all day. I favor dark roasted varieties from
    Indonesia and lighter from Central America on alternate days, brewed
    very strong and always with half-and-half, nothing else.

    What a HOMO.

    Enough of that rot IT'S TIME FOR TEA.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From The White Lady@1:229/2 to the dog from that film you saw on Sunday, March 10, 2019 17:16:46
    From: me@privacy.net

    the dog from that film you saw <dsb@REMOVETHISBITbtinternet.com> wrote
    in news:geklugFccipU2@mid.individual.net:

    On 09/03/2019 02:57, Amos Nomore wrote:
    On 2019-03-06 23:24:25 +0000, Amos Nomore said:

    On 2019-03-06 17:44:25 +0000, the dog from that film you saw said:

    one of the first was the most freaky as i was naive and didn't know
    that TS in the message meant that the 'lady' turned out to have a
    bigger dick than half the men

    What did you think it meant?  Tight sphincter??  Tittty scars??? 
    Tiny Sasquatch????  You weren't cut out for this kind of high risk
    behavior.  Next you'll be telling us you don't care to use a
    Johnny.

    <CRICKETS> = AFFIRMATIVE

    You allowed some random bwbach to blow you and nearly a dozen
    strangers and you didn't see fit to don a prophylactic.  Has your
    CRANK TURNED yet?





    you can't feel it properly!
    it would be like copping a feel while wearing gloves.


    and who would allow such a thing in their mouth?

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Amos Nomore@1:229/2 to The White Lady on Sunday, March 10, 2019 14:18:16
    From: amosnomore@hotmail.com

    On 2019-03-10 16:16:46 +0000, The White Lady said:

    the dog from that film you saw <dsb@REMOVETHISBITbtinternet.com> wrote
    in news:geklugFccipU2@mid.individual.net:

    On 09/03/2019 02:57, Amos Nomore wrote:
    On 2019-03-06 23:24:25 +0000, Amos Nomore said:

    On 2019-03-06 17:44:25 +0000, the dog from that film you saw said:

    one of the first was the most freaky as i was naive and didn't know
    that TS in the message meant that the 'lady' turned out to have a
    bigger dick than half the men

    What did you think it meant?  Tight sphincter??  Tittty scars??? 
    Tiny Sasquatch????  You weren't cut out for this kind of high risk
    behavior.  Next you'll be telling us you don't care to use a
    Johnny.

    <CRICKETS> = AFFIRMATIVE

    You allowed some random bwbach to blow you and nearly a dozen
    strangers and you didn't see fit to don a prophylactic.  Has your
    CRANK TURNED yet?





    you can't feel it properly!
    it would be like copping a feel while wearing gloves.


    and who would allow such a thing in their mouth?

    Some folks actually enjoy head cheese.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Amos Nomore@1:229/2 to Lesmond on Sunday, March 10, 2019 14:11:00
    From: amosnomore@hotmail.com

    On 2019-03-10 12:08:55 +0000, Lesmond said:

    On Fri, 8 Mar 2019 17:56:24 -0700, Amos Nomore wrote:

    On 2019-03-08 08:40:54 +0000, Lesmond said:

    Let's do a Minnie Go Fund Me!

    First things first - we're gonna need PROOF OF LIFE.

    I will be happy to give her your phone number.

    Uhh, I don't miss her THAT much.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Amos Nomore@1:229/2 to Lesmond on Sunday, March 10, 2019 14:10:25
    From: amosnomore@hotmail.com

    On 2019-03-10 12:11:19 +0000, Lesmond said:

    On Fri, 8 Mar 2019 17:54:11 -0700, Amos Nomore wrote:

    On 2019-03-08 08:38:52 +0000, Lesmond said:

    When you're already drinking "artisan coffee", you have no right to
    complain.

    Well said.

    I grind and brew my own first thing in the morning, dump it into my
    Contigo which follows me all day. I favor dark roasted varieties from
    Indonesia and lighter from Central America on alternate days, brewed
    very strong and always with half-and-half, nothing else.

    Damn. You're first on the list to die.

    If all of you FROTH-SLURPING LEMMINGS are content to WAIT IN LINE for
    the luxury of having some MALADROIT PIZZA-FACED PUNK prepare you an exorbitantly-priced beverage with a CELL COUNT, all power to you.
    That's not going to stop my efforts to help you to SAVE YOURSELVES.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Amos Nomore@1:229/2 to Amos Nomore on Sunday, March 10, 2019 17:29:45
    From: amosnomore@hotmail.com

    On 2019-03-10 19:18:16 +0000, Amos Nomore said:

    On 2019-03-10 16:16:46 +0000, The White Lady said:

    the dog from that film you saw <dsb@REMOVETHISBITbtinternet.com> wrote
    in news:geklugFccipU2@mid.individual.net:

    On 09/03/2019 02:57, Amos Nomore wrote:
    On 2019-03-06 23:24:25 +0000, Amos Nomore said:

    On 2019-03-06 17:44:25 +0000, the dog from that film you saw said:

    one of the first was the most freaky as i was naive and didn't know >>>>>> that TS in the message meant that the 'lady' turned out to have a
    bigger dick than half the men

    What did you think it meant?  Tight sphincter??  Tittty scars???  >>>>> Tiny Sasquatch????  You weren't cut out for this kind of high risk
    behavior.  Next you'll be telling us you don't care to use a
    Johnny.

    <CRICKETS> = AFFIRMATIVE

    You allowed some random bwbach to blow you and nearly a dozen
    strangers and you didn't see fit to don a prophylactic.  Has your
    CRANK TURNED yet?





    you can't feel it properly!
    it would be like copping a feel while wearing gloves.


    and who would allow such a thing in their mouth?

    Some folks actually enjoy head cheese.

    Wait. You meant the condom. Oh dear.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From DCartRow@aol.com@1:229/2 to All on Sunday, March 10, 2019 16:44:22
    Oh wait, you meant the condom.  Oh dear.

    Sure, Amos!!

    We practice safe sux around here baby!!

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Jared@1:229/2 to The White Lady on Sunday, March 10, 2019 20:30:25
    From: bijgh@hotmail.com

    On Friday, March 8, 2019 at 6:49:50 PM UTC+11, The White Lady wrote:

    Well it was nice, if a little dull, knowing you Jared.

    My great-granny used to boil up a little saucepan of milk for her milky coffee every morning at eleven and if it was good enough for her it's good enough for me. If all the hipsters are into it now, all I can say is I LIKED IT BEFORE
    IT WAS COOL.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From the dog from that film you saw@1:229/2 to The White Lady on Monday, March 11, 2019 21:56:58
    From: dsb@REMOVETHISBITbtinternet.com

    On 10/03/2019 16:16, The White Lady wrote:



    you can't feel it properly!
    it would be like copping a feel while wearing gloves.


    and who would allow such a thing in their mouth?




    you're very rude considering you've never seen the big boy.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Dr Walpurgis@1:229/2 to the dog from that film you saw on Tuesday, March 12, 2019 07:03:31
    From: burke.dennings@cunting.hun

    On 2019-03-11 20:56:58 +0000, the dog from that film you saw said:

    you can't feel it properly!
    it would be like copping a feel while wearing gloves.

    and who would allow such a thing in their mouth?

    you're very rude considering you've never seen the big boy.

    aka MR PEANUT.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Lesmond@1:229/2 to Amos Nomore on Tuesday, March 12, 2019 10:08:05
    From: lesmond@verizon.net

    On Sun, 10 Mar 2019 13:10:25 -0600, Amos Nomore wrote:

    On 2019-03-10 12:11:19 +0000, Lesmond said:

    On Fri, 8 Mar 2019 17:54:11 -0700, Amos Nomore wrote:

    On 2019-03-08 08:38:52 +0000, Lesmond said:

    When you're already drinking "artisan coffee", you have no right to
    complain.

    Well said.

    I grind and brew my own first thing in the morning, dump it into my
    Contigo which follows me all day. I favor dark roasted varieties from
    Indonesia and lighter from Central America on alternate days, brewed
    very strong and always with half-and-half, nothing else.

    Damn. You're first on the list to die.

    If all of you FROTH-SLURPING LEMMINGS are content to WAIT IN LINE for
    the luxury of having some MALADROIT PIZZA-FACED PUNK prepare you an >exorbitantly-priced beverage with a CELL COUNT, all power to you.
    That's not going to stop my efforts to help you to SAVE YOURSELVES.

    Who, me? Hahahahaha!


    --
    If there's a nuclear winter, at least it'll snow.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From The White Lady@1:229/2 to the dog from that film you saw on Tuesday, March 12, 2019 08:15:07
    From: me@privacy.net

    the dog from that film you saw <dsb@REMOVETHISBITbtinternet.com> wrote in news:geo0cqF4c2gU1@mid.individual.net:

    On 10/03/2019 16:16, The White Lady wrote:



    you can't feel it properly!
    it would be like copping a feel while wearing gloves.


    and who would allow such a thing in their mouth?




    you're very rude considering you've never seen the big boy.


    If you weren't made to use a condom, surely there were some standards to be
    met to ensure the DISEASED DREGS of society didn't turn up. What were the minimum criteria for potential suckees?

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Amos Nomore@1:229/2 to The White Lady on Tuesday, March 12, 2019 07:08:49
    From: amosnomore@hotmail.com

    On 2019-03-12 07:15:07 +0000, The White Lady said:

    the dog from that film you saw <dsb@REMOVETHISBITbtinternet.com> wrote in news:geo0cqF4c2gU1@mid.individual.net:

    On 10/03/2019 16:16, The White Lady wrote:



    you can't feel it properly!
    it would be like copping a feel while wearing gloves.


    and who would allow such a thing in their mouth?




    you're very rude considering you've never seen the big boy.


    If you weren't made to use a condom, surely there were some standards to be met to ensure the DISEASED DREGS of society didn't turn up. What were the minimum criteria for potential suckees?

    Movement.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Lesmond@1:229/2 to Amos Nomore on Wednesday, March 13, 2019 01:47:39
    From: lesmond@verizon.net

    On Tue, 12 Mar 2019 19:21:51 -0600, Amos Nomore wrote:

    On 2019-03-12 14:08:05 +0000, Lesmond said:

    On Sun, 10 Mar 2019 13:10:25 -0600, Amos Nomore wrote:

    On 2019-03-10 12:11:19 +0000, Lesmond said:

    On Fri, 8 Mar 2019 17:54:11 -0700, Amos Nomore wrote:

    On 2019-03-08 08:38:52 +0000, Lesmond said:

    When you're already drinking "artisan coffee", you have no right to >>>>>> complain.

    Well said.

    I grind and brew my own first thing in the morning, dump it into my
    Contigo which follows me all day. I favor dark roasted varieties from >>>>> Indonesia and lighter from Central America on alternate days, brewed >>>>> very strong and always with half-and-half, nothing else.

    Damn. You're first on the list to die.

    If all of you FROTH-SLURPING LEMMINGS are content to WAIT IN LINE for
    the luxury of having some MALADROIT PIZZA-FACED PUNK prepare you an
    exorbitantly-priced beverage with a CELL COUNT, all power to you.
    That's not going to stop my efforts to help you to SAVE YOURSELVES.

    Who, me? Hahahahaha!

    How do you take it?


    I don't.

    --
    If there's a nuclear winter, at least it'll snow.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Amos Nomore@1:229/2 to Lesmond on Tuesday, March 12, 2019 20:21:51
    From: amosnomore@hotmail.com

    On 2019-03-12 14:08:05 +0000, Lesmond said:

    On Sun, 10 Mar 2019 13:10:25 -0600, Amos Nomore wrote:

    On 2019-03-10 12:11:19 +0000, Lesmond said:

    On Fri, 8 Mar 2019 17:54:11 -0700, Amos Nomore wrote:

    On 2019-03-08 08:38:52 +0000, Lesmond said:

    When you're already drinking "artisan coffee", you have no right to
    complain.

    Well said.

    I grind and brew my own first thing in the morning, dump it into my
    Contigo which follows me all day. I favor dark roasted varieties from >>>> Indonesia and lighter from Central America on alternate days, brewed
    very strong and always with half-and-half, nothing else.

    Damn. You're first on the list to die.

    If all of you FROTH-SLURPING LEMMINGS are content to WAIT IN LINE for
    the luxury of having some MALADROIT PIZZA-FACED PUNK prepare you an
    exorbitantly-priced beverage with a CELL COUNT, all power to you.
    That's not going to stop my efforts to help you to SAVE YOURSELVES.

    Who, me? Hahahahaha!

    How do you take it?

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From The White Lady@1:229/2 to Amos Nomore on Monday, March 11, 2019 08:03:40
    From: me@privacy.net

    Amos Nomore <amosnomore@hotmail.com> wrote in news:q63ng4$hj3$2@dont-
    email.me:


    I will be happy to give her your phone number.

    Uhh, I don't miss her THAT much.


    Christ, imagine, someone CALLING FOR A CHAT. Sends shivers down the spine.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)