• BOAR

    From Jared@1:229/2 to All on Tuesday, February 12, 2019 20:03:33
    From: bijgh@hotmail.com

    John Jarratt takes a break from fighting rape allegations to have a go
    at a giant boar.

    I'll be honest and say that I think RAZORBACK is the high-tide mark of
    Western civilisation so my expectations going into this were realistic - it's not going to be the best giant-pig-in-the-outback movie - probably no better than one of the 5 best movies ever made.

    Sadly disappointed - this is crap even by Aussie movie standards. Special effects are of the "close up of woman wrestling with plastic boar head while someone throws buckets of red syrup" quality and normally reliable old hands of Oz cinema like Jarratt and Ernie Dingo completely forget how to act. Steve Bisley puts in the best performance with his six words (Get a fucking job, youse poofs) and it is a literal crime against humanity that he is only in
    the film for one line.

    I don't know if it was just my fevered imagination but bizarrely the best cinematography was inside the local pub which they somehow made look more impressive than the Australian outback. And no attempt whatsoever to explain why there was a minibus-sized pig walking around. Global warming, Sydney lock-out laws? You had Ernie Dingo - why not some cod-dreamtime bs?

    One good thing - the boar is finely dispatched in a satisfyingly mundane
    way. Someone should have just done that at the start of the film.

    Rewatch RAZORBACK instead.

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  • From The White Lady@1:229/2 to Jared on Wednesday, February 13, 2019 08:08:54
    From: me@privacy.net

    Jared <bijgh@hotmail.com> wrote in news:6cc2da49-4f83-41ad-9fd5-0083c4d1af27@googlegroups.com:

    John Jarratt takes a break from fighting rape allegations to have a go
    at a giant boar.

    I'll be honest and say that I think RAZORBACK is the high-tide mark of Western civilisation so my expectations going into this were realistic
    - it's not going to be the best giant-pig-in-the-outback movie -
    probably no better than one of the 5 best movies ever made.

    Sadly disappointed - this is crap even by Aussie movie standards.
    Special effects are of the "close up of woman wrestling with plastic
    boar head while someone throws buckets of red syrup" quality and
    normally reliable old hands of Oz cinema like Jarratt and Ernie Dingo completely forget how to act. Steve Bisley puts in the best
    performance with his six words (Get a fucking job, youse poofs) and it
    is a literal crime against humanity that he is only in the film for
    one line.

    I don't know if it was just my fevered imagination but bizarrely the
    best cinematography was inside the local pub which they somehow made
    look more impressive than the Australian outback. And no attempt
    whatsoever to explain why there was a minibus-sized pig walking
    around. Global warming, Sydney lock-out laws? You had Ernie Dingo -
    why not some cod-dreamtime bs?

    One good thing - the boar is finely dispatched in a satisfyingly
    mundane way. Someone should have just done that at the start of the
    film.

    Rewatch RAZORBACK instead.


    Have I even watched Razorback?

    I have a vague recollection of squealing and biting and blood...but that
    could have been anything.

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  • From ReVulse@1:229/2 to Jared on Wednesday, February 13, 2019 20:22:07
    From: ReVulse@psychaoticREMOVETHIS.fsnet.co.uk

    On Tue, 12 Feb 2019 19:03:33 -0800, Jared wrote:

    Rewatch RAZORBACK instead.

    Or CHAW.

    --
    #Andy#

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  • From Simon T@1:229/2 to Jared on Wednesday, February 13, 2019 21:15:06
    From: darkangel5@REMOVETHISBITlineone.net

    On 13/02/2019 03:03, Jared wrote:

    John Jarratt takes a break from fighting rape allegations to have a go
    at a giant boar.


    BEST review EVER!!!!


    --
    Best Wishes
    Simon (Dark Angel)
    http://www.realmofhorror.co.uk

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  • From Amos Nomore@1:229/2 to ReVulse on Wednesday, February 13, 2019 14:45:10
    From: amosnomore@hotmail.com

    On 2019-02-13 19:22:07 +0000, ReVulse said:

    On Tue, 12 Feb 2019 19:03:33 -0800, Jared wrote:

    Rewatch RAZORBACK instead.

    Or CHAW.

    BOAR II: BOARNADO will benefit from a much bigger budget.

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  • From Jared@1:229/2 to ReVulse on Wednesday, February 13, 2019 19:49:15
    From: bijgh@hotmail.com

    On Thursday, February 14, 2019 at 6:22:08 AM UTC+11, ReVulse wrote:

    Or CHAW.

    I feel like I'm in White Lady territory on this one. Have I watched CHAW?
    I think so but that's 90 minutes of my life that have left no trace of memory.

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  • From Adam@1:229/2 to Amos Nomore on Friday, February 15, 2019 01:07:09
    From: AdolanNoSpam62@gmail.com

    Amos Nomore <amosnomore@hotmail.com> wrote:
    On 2019-02-13 19:22:07 +0000, ReVulse said:

    On Tue, 12 Feb 2019 19:03:33 -0800, Jared wrote:
    Rewatch RAZORBACK instead.
    Or CHAW.

    BOAR II: BOARNADO will benefit from a much bigger budget.

    If Tara Reid isn't in it, I'm not watching.

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  • From Amos Nomore@1:229/2 to Adam on Thursday, February 14, 2019 20:16:57
    From: amosnomore@hotmail.com

    On 2019-02-15 00:07:09 +0000, Adam said:

    Amos Nomore <amosnomore@hotmail.com> wrote:
    On 2019-02-13 19:22:07 +0000, ReVulse said:

    On Tue, 12 Feb 2019 19:03:33 -0800, Jared wrote:
    Rewatch RAZORBACK instead.
    Or CHAW.

    BOAR II: BOARNADO will benefit from a much bigger budget.

    If Tara Reid isn't in it, I'm not watching.

    Tara's a lock. Tiffany Darwish, Debbie Gibson and Corey Feldman are
    slated to costar.

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  • From DCartRow@aol.com@1:229/2 to All on Friday, February 15, 2019 18:04:37
    Capital idea with Voight dispensing vengeance on all aminoids, especially of the porcine variety as dictated by the topic theme!!!

    Voight is eminently verse on the pig's distressed squeal, baby!!!

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  • From Amos Nomore@1:229/2 to DCartRow@AOL.com on Friday, February 15, 2019 17:57:44
    From: amosnomore@hotmail.com

    On 2019-02-15 14:05:58 +0000, DCartRow@AOL.com said:

    Damn you John Heard!!

    You had a job waitin' for you and you had to go and die, baby!!!

    Wait, I know! They can get Jon Voight to portray the late George's
    vengeful father, hell bent on dispensing punishment against animalnados
    of all species.

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  • From DCartRow@aol.com@1:229/2 to All on Friday, February 15, 2019 07:05:58
    Damn you John Heard!!

    You had a job waitin' for you and you had to go and die, baby!!!

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  • From Amos Nomore@1:229/2 to DCartRow@AOL.com on Friday, February 15, 2019 19:39:33
    From: amosnomore@hotmail.com

    On 2019-02-16 01:04:37 +0000, DCartRow@AOL.com said:

    Capital idea with Voight dispensing vengeance on all aminoids,
    especially of the porcine variety as dictated by the topic theme!!!

    Voight is eminently verse on the pig's distressed squeal, baby!!!

    This production will require Ned Beatty to be dragged, grunting and
    squealing, from the clutches of grossly premature retirement to reprise
    a dementia-addled Bobby Trippe with a mind-bogglingly twisted agenda.

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  • From Adam@1:229/2 to Amos Nomore on Saturday, February 16, 2019 20:59:18
    From: AdolanNoSpam62@gmail.com

    Amos Nomore <amosnomore@hotmail.com> wrote:
    On 2019-02-16 01:04:37 +0000, DCartRow@AOL.com said:

    Capital idea with Voight dispensing vengeance on all aminoids, >
    especially of the porcine variety as dictated by the topic theme!!!
    Voight is eminently verse on the pig's distressed squeal, baby!!!

    This production will require Ned Beatty to be dragged, grunting and squealing, from the clutches of grossly premature retirement to reprise a dementia-addled Bobby Trippe with a mind-bogglingly twisted agenda.

    SOLD!!!!

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  • From DCartRow@aol.com@1:229/2 to All on Saturday, February 16, 2019 08:33:30
    And maybe he can agonizingly call for Bobby Troup as this would definitely be an emergency,baby!!

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