• Attention please

    From The White Lady@1:229/2 to All on Thursday, October 11, 2018 13:42:43
    From: me@privacy.net

    I've just landed my DREAM CUNTING JOB! I can't fucking believe it, the interview went so terribly I ignored the voicemail asking me to ring them
    back for TWO FUCKING HOURS. So, I finally rang to get it over with and was offered the job! It means the end of this cushy number 'working from home'
    two days a week, but I get to fuck about in a laboratory with BLOOD and CHEMICALS and stuff rather than sitting at a computer staring at
    spreadsheets all day. What a fucking great day! I will never complain or
    feel sorry for myself AGAIN.

    On the downside, if THIS doesn't make me happy, I am ALL OUT of ideas.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From ReVulse@1:229/2 to The White Lady on Thursday, October 11, 2018 19:05:04
    From: ReVulse@psychaoticREMOVETHIS.fsnet.co.uk

    On Thu, 11 Oct 2018 13:42:43 +0000, The White Lady wrote:

    I've just landed my DREAM CUNTING JOB! I can't fucking believe it, the interview went so terribly I ignored the voicemail asking me to ring
    them back for TWO FUCKING HOURS. So, I finally rang to get it over with
    and was offered the job! It means the end of this cushy number 'working
    from home'
    two days a week, but I get to fuck about in a laboratory with BLOOD and CHEMICALS and stuff rather than sitting at a computer staring at
    spreadsheets all day. What a fucking great day! I will never complain or
    feel sorry for myself AGAIN.

    On the downside, if THIS doesn't make me happy, I am ALL OUT of ideas.

    Congratulations!

    Although I'm sure this will lead to the accidental release of a world-
    ending virus or something.

    --
    #Andy#

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From the dog from that film you saw@1:229/2 to The White Lady on Thursday, October 11, 2018 19:54:47
    From: dsb@REMOVETHISBITbtinternet.com

    On 11/10/2018 14:42, The White Lady wrote:
    I've just landed my DREAM CUNTING JOB! I can't fucking believe it, the interview went so terribly I ignored the voicemail asking me to ring them back for TWO FUCKING HOURS. So, I finally rang to get it over with and was offered the job! It means the end of this cushy number 'working from home' two days a week, but I get to fuck about in a laboratory with BLOOD and CHEMICALS and stuff rather than sitting at a computer staring at
    spreadsheets all day. What a fucking great day! I will never complain or
    feel sorry for myself AGAIN.

    On the downside, if THIS doesn't make me happy, I am ALL OUT of ideas.





    i always visualised you as a waynetta slob type sat at home watching
    jeremy kyle all day. either that or joanna dennehy.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Dr Walpurgis@1:229/2 to The White Lady on Thursday, October 11, 2018 18:35:41
    From: burke.dennings@cunting.hun

    On 2018-10-11 13:42:43 +0000, The White Lady said:

    I've just landed my DREAM CUNTING JOB! I can't fucking believe it, the interview went so terribly I ignored the voicemail asking me to ring them back for TWO FUCKING HOURS. So, I finally rang to get it over with and was offered the job! It means the end of this cushy number 'working from home' two days a week, but I get to fuck about in a laboratory with BLOOD and CHEMICALS and stuff rather than sitting at a computer staring at
    spreadsheets all day. What a fucking great day! I will never complain or
    feel sorry for myself AGAIN.

    On the downside, if THIS doesn't make me happy, I am ALL OUT of ideas.

    Well WHOOPEE SHIT.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From The White Lady@1:229/2 to the dog from that film you saw on Friday, October 12, 2018 05:26:31
    From: me@privacy.net

    the dog from that film you saw <dsb@REMOVETHISBITbtinternet.com> wrote
    in news:g29kjoF56fcU1@mid.individual.net:

    On 11/10/2018 14:42, The White Lady wrote:
    I've just landed my DREAM CUNTING JOB! I can't fucking believe it,
    the interview went so terribly I ignored the voicemail asking me to
    ring them back for TWO FUCKING HOURS. So, I finally rang to get it
    over with and was offered the job! It means the end of this cushy
    number 'working from home' two days a week, but I get to fuck about
    in a laboratory with BLOOD and CHEMICALS and stuff rather than
    sitting at a computer staring at spreadsheets all day. What a fucking
    great day! I will never complain or feel sorry for myself AGAIN.

    On the downside, if THIS doesn't make me happy, I am ALL OUT of
    ideas.





    i always visualised you as a waynetta slob type sat at home watching
    jeremy kyle all day.


    Cold, man. This will actually be my fifth job in less than eight years,
    which goes to show I'm a FUCKING QUITTER if nothing else.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From The White Lady@1:229/2 to ReVulse on Friday, October 12, 2018 05:27:11
    From: me@privacy.net

    ReVulse <ReVulse@psychaoticREMOVETHIS.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in news:ppo6sv$ki2 $1@dont-email.me:

    On Thu, 11 Oct 2018 13:42:43 +0000, The White Lady wrote:

    I've just landed my DREAM CUNTING JOB! I can't fucking believe it, the
    interview went so terribly I ignored the voicemail asking me to ring
    them back for TWO FUCKING HOURS. So, I finally rang to get it over with
    and was offered the job! It means the end of this cushy number 'working
    from home'
    two days a week, but I get to fuck about in a laboratory with BLOOD and
    CHEMICALS and stuff rather than sitting at a computer staring at
    spreadsheets all day. What a fucking great day! I will never complain or
    feel sorry for myself AGAIN.

    On the downside, if THIS doesn't make me happy, I am ALL OUT of ideas.

    Congratulations!

    Although I'm sure this will lead to the accidental release of a world-
    ending virus or something.


    I'll be able to provide you with a steady supply of blood.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Jared@1:229/2 to ReVulse on Thursday, October 11, 2018 21:14:30
    From: bijgh@hotmail.com

    On Friday, October 12, 2018 at 6:05:05 AM UTC+11, ReVulse wrote:

    Although I'm sure this will lead to the accidental release of a world-
    ending virus or something.

    More like a convenient cover story for White Lady's various unpleasant diseases. "Oh, uh, must have caught it in the lab."

    Still if OUTBREAK has taught me anything it's don't stick your hand in
    the centrifuge while it's still spinning.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Jared@1:229/2 to The White Lady on Thursday, October 11, 2018 21:17:29
    From: bijgh@hotmail.com

    On Friday, October 12, 2018 at 12:42:45 AM UTC+11, The White Lady wrote:

    On the downside, if THIS doesn't make me happy, I am ALL OUT of ideas.

    Sounds interesting. What are you doing?

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From The White Lady@1:229/2 to Jared on Friday, October 12, 2018 05:28:36
    From: me@privacy.net

    Jared <bijgh@hotmail.com> wrote in news:d9cc5e60-5e61-4b00-a635- ee2afd67bc43@googlegroups.com:

    On Friday, October 12, 2018 at 12:42:45 AM UTC+11, The White Lady wrote:

    On the downside, if THIS doesn't make me happy, I am ALL OUT of ideas.

    Sounds interesting. What are you doing?

    Working in a blood sciences lab (?) which I know all about, according to my application.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Adam@1:229/2 to ReVulse on Friday, October 12, 2018 22:10:24
    From: AdolanNoSpam62@gmail.com

    ReVulse <ReVulse@psychaoticREMOVETHIS.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
    On Thu, 11 Oct 2018 13:42:43 +0000, The White Lady wrote:

    I've just landed my DREAM CUNTING JOB! I can't fucking believe it, the
    interview went so terribly I ignored the voicemail asking me to ring
    them back for TWO FUCKING HOURS. So, I finally rang to get it over with
    and was offered the job! It means the end of this cushy number 'working
    from home'
    two days a week, but I get to fuck about in a laboratory with BLOOD and
    CHEMICALS and stuff rather than sitting at a computer staring at
    spreadsheets all day. What a fucking great day! I will never complain or
    feel sorry for myself AGAIN.

    On the downside, if THIS doesn't make me happy, I am ALL OUT of ideas.

    Congratulations!

    Although I'm sure this will lead to the accidental release of a world-
    ending virus or something.


    "Operation Sweet Death"

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Jared@1:229/2 to The White Lady on Sunday, October 14, 2018 18:58:57
    From: bijgh@hotmail.com

    On Friday, October 12, 2018 at 4:28:37 PM UTC+11, The White Lady wrote:

    Working in a blood sciences lab (?) which I know all about, according to my application.

    Doing what? I might understand. I used to be a smart scientist according to my cv.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From The White Lady@1:229/2 to Jared on Monday, October 15, 2018 05:30:50
    From: me@privacy.net

    Jared <bijgh@hotmail.com> wrote in news:52c51db7-df8f-41bc-9c9d-6201fcee7dfd@googlegroups.com:

    On Friday, October 12, 2018 at 4:28:37 PM UTC+11, The White Lady
    wrote:

    Working in a blood sciences lab (?) which I know all about, according
    to my application.

    Doing what? I might understand.


    Although I did greatly exaggerated my knowledge and experience of blood sciences, even I can guess that it's something to do with analysing blood samples.


    I used to be a smart scientist
    according to my cv.


    OK, you have 6 weeks to teach me EVERYTHING.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Jared@1:229/2 to The White Lady on Monday, October 15, 2018 22:31:03
    From: bijgh@hotmail.com

    On Monday, October 15, 2018 at 4:30:52 PM UTC+11, The White Lady wrote:

    Although I did greatly exaggerated my knowledge and experience of blood sciences, even I can guess that it's something to do with analysing blood samples.

    Sounds like you're completely on top of it.

    OK, you have 6 weeks to teach me EVERYTHING.

    Sure. You're going to need to take the blood, add some chemicals and shit then put it the machines. Memory is a bit fuzzy on the exact details but that should
    get you started.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From The White Lady@1:229/2 to Jared on Tuesday, October 16, 2018 05:33:10
    From: me@privacy.net

    Jared <bijgh@hotmail.com> wrote in news:b4d5cee0-d82e-4ef5-b40b-d492dd802ff2@googlegroups.com:

    On Monday, October 15, 2018 at 4:30:52 PM UTC+11, The White Lady
    wrote:

    Although I did greatly exaggerated my knowledge and experience of
    blood sciences, even I can guess that it's something to do with
    analysing blood samples.

    Sounds like you're completely on top of it.

    OK, you have 6 weeks to teach me EVERYTHING.

    Sure. You're going to need to take the blood, add some chemicals and
    shit then put it the machines. Memory is a bit fuzzy on the exact
    details but that should get you started.


    I CAN DO THIS!

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Lesmond@1:229/2 to Jared on Tuesday, October 16, 2018 13:51:04
    From: lesmond@verizon.net

    On Mon, 15 Oct 2018 22:31:03 -0700 (PDT), Jared wrote:

    On Monday, October 15, 2018 at 4:30:52 PM UTC+11, The White Lady wrote:

    Although I did greatly exaggerated my knowledge and experience of blood
    sciences, even I can guess that it's something to do with analysing blood
    samples.

    Sounds like you're completely on top of it.

    OK, you have 6 weeks to teach me EVERYTHING.

    Sure. You're going to need to take the blood, add some chemicals and shit then
    put it the machines. Memory is a bit fuzzy on the exact details but that should
    get you started.

    MUST you shit between those second and third steps?

    --
    If there's a nuclear winter, at least it'll snow.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Jared@1:229/2 to Lesmond on Tuesday, October 16, 2018 19:54:33
    From: bijgh@hotmail.com

    On Wednesday, October 17, 2018 at 5:00:08 AM UTC+11, Lesmond wrote:

    MUST you shit between those second and third steps?

    No idea - ask the blood scientist.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From Amos Nomore@1:229/2 to The White Lady on Wednesday, October 17, 2018 23:52:52
    From: amosnomore@hotmail.com

    On 2018-10-16 05:33:10 +0000, The White Lady said:

    Jared <bijgh@hotmail.com> wrote in news:b4d5cee0-d82e-4ef5-b40b-d492dd802ff2@googlegroups.com:

    On Monday, October 15, 2018 at 4:30:52 PM UTC+11, The White Lady
    wrote:

    Although I did greatly exaggerated my knowledge and experience of
    blood sciences, even I can guess that it's something to do with
    analysing blood samples.

    Sounds like you're completely on top of it.

    OK, you have 6 weeks to teach me EVERYTHING.

    Sure. You're going to need to take the blood, add some chemicals and
    shit then put it the machines. Memory is a bit fuzzy on the exact
    details but that should get you started.


    I CAN DO THIS!

    Yes and do remember to follow directions precisely or PEOPLE MIGHT DIE.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)
  • From The White Lady@1:229/2 to Amos Nomore on Friday, October 19, 2018 06:57:54
    From: me@privacy.net

    Amos Nomore <amosnomore@hotmail.com> wrote in news:pq973k$u61$1@dont-
    email.me:

    On 2018-10-16 05:33:10 +0000, The White Lady said:

    Jared <bijgh@hotmail.com> wrote in
    news:b4d5cee0-d82e-4ef5-b40b-d492dd802ff2@googlegroups.com:

    On Monday, October 15, 2018 at 4:30:52 PM UTC+11, The White Lady
    wrote:

    Although I did greatly exaggerated my knowledge and experience of
    blood sciences, even I can guess that it's something to do with
    analysing blood samples.

    Sounds like you're completely on top of it.

    OK, you have 6 weeks to teach me EVERYTHING.

    Sure. You're going to need to take the blood, add some chemicals
    and
    shit then put it the machines. Memory is a bit fuzzy on the exact
    details but that should get you started.


    I CAN DO THIS!

    Yes and do remember to follow directions precisely or PEOPLE MIGHT
    DIE.



    Fuck em.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)