From: me@privacy.net

It turns out that watching a family look very, very sad while doing fuck
all - very, very quietly - for 90 minutes DOESN'T make a great movie. And throwing in a jump scare every 15 minutes DOESN'T make a great horror movie either.

With nothing to occupy you on the screen, you can't help noticing the
numerous plot holes and general stupidity of it all. Haven't these slack
cunts ever heard of egg boxes? If the monsters are attracted by loud
noises, why didn't they set a number of remotely controlled decoys about
the place or have things such as petrol bombs which they could throw when
out and about? If the monsters can be killed by a gunshot to the head, the noise of which attracts shitloads more of the things, why didn't the army
deal with them in 10 fucking minutes? Trump's America for you.

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From: burke.dennings@cunting.hun

On 2018-08-03 05:41:21 +0000, The White Lady said:

It turns out that watching a family look very, very sad while doing fuck
all - very, very quietly - for 90 minutes DOESN'T make a great movie. And throwing in a jump scare every 15 minutes DOESN'T make a great horror movie either.

With nothing to occupy you on the screen, you can't help noticing the numerous plot holes and general stupidity of it all. Haven't these slack cunts ever heard of egg boxes? If the monsters are attracted by loud
noises, why didn't they set a number of remotely controlled decoys about
the place or have things such as petrol bombs which they could throw when
out and about? If the monsters can be killed by a gunshot to the head, the noise of which attracts shitloads more of the things, why didn't the army deal with them in 10 fucking minutes? Trump's America for you.

TRUMP FTW.

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From: lesmond@verizon.net

On 3 Aug 2018 05:41:21 GMT, The White Lady wrote:

It turns out that watching a family look very, very sad while doing fuck
all - very, very quietly - for 90 minutes DOESN'T make a great movie. And >throwing in a jump scare every 15 minutes DOESN'T make a great horror movie >either.

With nothing to occupy you on the screen, you can't help noticing the >numerous plot holes and general stupidity of it all. Haven't these slack >cunts ever heard of egg boxes? If the monsters are attracted by loud
noises, why didn't they set a number of remotely controlled decoys about
the place or have things such as petrol bombs which they could throw when
out and about? If the monsters can be killed by a gunshot to the head, the >noise of which attracts shitloads more of the things, why didn't the army >deal with them in 10 fucking minutes? Trump's America for you.

It forced teenagers to be quiet in theaters. It was a miracle.

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I have sprayed you into my eyes

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From: ReVulse@psychaoticREMOVETHIS.fsnet.co.uk

On Fri, 03 Aug 2018 05:41:21 +0000, The White Lady wrote:

It turns out that watching a family look very, very sad while doing fuck
all - very, very quietly - for 90 minutes DOESN'T make a great movie.
And throwing in a jump scare every 15 minutes DOESN'T make a great
horror movie either.

I'm glad it wasn't just me who thought it was shit.

With nothing to occupy you on the screen, you can't help noticing the numerous plot holes and general stupidity of it all.

The most massive of which was the idea that babies don't generate any
kind of sound.

If the monsters can be killed by a gunshot to the
head, the noise of which attracts shitloads more of the things, why
didn't the army deal with them in 10 fucking minutes?

I think they were suggesting that high-frequency sound caused their
normally armoured heads to be exposed.

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#Andy#

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From: AdolanNoSpam62@gmail.com

The White Lady <me@privacy.net> wrote:

It turns out that watching a family look very, very sad while doing fuck
all - very, very quietly - for 90 minutes DOESN'T make a great movie. And throwing in a jump scare every 15 minutes DOESN'T make a great horror movie either.

With nothing to occupy you on the screen, you can't help noticing the numerous plot holes and general stupidity of it all. Haven't these slack cunts ever heard of egg boxes? If the monsters are attracted by loud
noises, why didn't they set a number of remotely controlled decoys about
the place or have things such as petrol bombs which they could throw when
out and about? If the monsters can be killed by a gunshot to the head, the noise of which attracts shitloads more of the things, why didn't the army deal with them in 10 fucking minutes? Trump's America for you.

I heard many good things about this one. Rented it and didn't like it any
more than you did. It's a classic example of what Ebert called the "idiot plot"; i.e. if every character wasn't an idiot, the movie would be over in
five minutes.

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From: me@privacy.net

ReVulse <ReVulse@psychaoticREMOVETHIS.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in news:pk1s18 $u43$1@dont-email.me:

On Fri, 03 Aug 2018 05:41:21 +0000, The White Lady wrote:

It turns out that watching a family look very, very sad while doing

fuck

all - very, very quietly - for 90 minutes DOESN'T make a great movie.
And throwing in a jump scare every 15 minutes DOESN'T make a great
horror movie either.

I'm glad it wasn't just me who thought it was shit.

With nothing to occupy you on the screen, you can't help noticing the
numerous plot holes and general stupidity of it all.

The most massive of which was the idea that babies don't generate any
kind of sound.

If the monsters can be killed by a gunshot to the
head, the noise of which attracts shitloads more of the things, why
didn't the army deal with them in 10 fucking minutes?

I think they were suggesting that high-frequency sound caused their
normally armoured heads to be exposed.

Still.

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From: me@privacy.net

Adam <AdolanNoSpam62@gmail.com> wrote in
news:pk2lfu$5a2$4@dont-email.me:

The White Lady <me@privacy.net> wrote:

It turns out that watching a family look very, very sad while doing
fuck all - very, very quietly - for 90 minutes DOESN'T make a great
movie. And throwing in a jump scare every 15 minutes DOESN'T make a
great horror movie either.

With nothing to occupy you on the screen, you can't help noticing the
numerous plot holes and general stupidity of it all. Haven't these
slack cunts ever heard of egg boxes? If the monsters are attracted by
loud noises, why didn't they set a number of remotely controlled
decoys about the place or have things such as petrol bombs which they
could throw when out and about? If the monsters can be killed by a
gunshot to the head, the noise of which attracts shitloads more of
the things, why didn't the army deal with them in 10 fucking minutes?
Trump's America for you.

I heard many good things about this one. Rented it and didn't like it
any more than you did. It's a classic example of what Ebert called
the "idiot plot"; i.e. if every character wasn't an idiot, the movie
would be over in five minutes.

And I'm a bit sick of the pretention that if fuck all happens it somehow
makes a film a work of genius. I've read a lot of reviews praising the
use of sound in this - what, fucking JUMP SCARES?

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From: AdolanNoSpam62@gmail.com

The White Lady <me@privacy.net> wrote:

Adam <AdolanNoSpam62@gmail.com> wrote in
news:pk2lfu$5a2$4@dont-email.me:

The White Lady <me@privacy.net> wrote:

It turns out that watching a family look very, very sad while doing
fuck all - very, very quietly - for 90 minutes DOESN'T make a great
movie. And throwing in a jump scare every 15 minutes DOESN'T make a
great horror movie either.

With nothing to occupy you on the screen, you can't help noticing the
numerous plot holes and general stupidity of it all. Haven't these
slack cunts ever heard of egg boxes? If the monsters are attracted by
loud noises, why didn't they set a number of remotely controlled
decoys about the place or have things such as petrol bombs which they
could throw when out and about? If the monsters can be killed by a
gunshot to the head, the noise of which attracts shitloads more of
the things, why didn't the army deal with them in 10 fucking minutes?
Trump's America for you.

I heard many good things about this one. Rented it and didn't like it
any more than you did. It's a classic example of what Ebert called
the "idiot plot"; i.e. if every character wasn't an idiot, the movie
would be over in five minutes.

And I'm a bit sick of the pretention that if fuck all happens it somehow makes a film a work of genius. I've read a lot of reviews praising the
use of sound in this - what, fucking JUMP SCARES?

Sometimes if fuck all happens, it's just because they're trying to make 20 minutes' worth of plot last two hours.

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From: manowarkillsNOSPAM@netscape.net

On 8/3/2018 12:41 AM, The White Lady wrote:

It turns out that watching a family look very, very sad while doing fuck
all - very, very quietly - for 90 minutes DOESN'T make a great movie. And throwing in a jump scare every 15 minutes DOESN'T make a great horror movie either.

With nothing to occupy you on the screen, you can't help noticing the numerous plot holes and general stupidity of it all. Haven't these slack cunts ever heard of egg boxes? If the monsters are attracted by loud
noises, why didn't they set a number of remotely controlled decoys about
the place or have things such as petrol bombs which they could throw when
out and about? If the monsters can be killed by a gunshot to the head, the noise of which attracts shitloads more of the things, why didn't the army deal with them in 10 fucking minutes? Trump's America for you.

Am I the only one here who liked it? It is well acted, there's some
blood and gore, and the tension remained constant throughout the run
time. Granted, the plot is a bit flimsy but I never found a dull moment
in the ninety minute run time.

I was reminded of TOMBS OF THE BLIND DEAD and THE PEOPLE WHO OWN THE
DARK while watching. Surprisingly, those films had more of a plot.


Andrew

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From: blackwingbear@gmail.com

I didn't quite get why I was watching it.

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