On 01/08/2018 16:01, Dr Walpurgis wrote:bird
On 2018-08-01 09:26:53 +0000, The White Lady said:
Fucking hell. I was just sitting here quietly reading when a small
death. Isuddenly flew into the window at the side of me, scaring me to
poorstood watching it for nearly half an hour, frozen in horror - the
eyesfucker was laid on its back with its feet and tail twitching, its
toand
beak slowly opening and closing. After 20 minutes I thought I ought
Iput
it out of its misery and went to look for something to hit it with.
found
a hammer but when I went back and looked out of the window it had
disappeared! Thank fuck I didn't hit it with the hammer.
It's no "A robin crossed my path..."
but that was also a true story.
Fucking hell. I was just sitting here quietly reading when a small bird suddenly flew into the window at the side of me, scaring me to death. I
stood watching it for nearly half an hour, frozen in horror - the poor
fucker was laid on its back with its feet and tail twitching, its eyes and beak slowly opening and closing. After 20 minutes I thought I ought to put
it out of its misery and went to look for something to hit it with. I found
a hammer but when I went back and looked out of the window it had disappeared! Thank fuck I didn't hit it with the hammer.
On 2018-08-01 09:26:53 +0000, The White Lady said:
Fucking hell. I was just sitting here quietly reading when a small bird
suddenly flew into the window at the side of me, scaring me to death. I
stood watching it for nearly half an hour, frozen in horror - the poor
fucker was laid on its back with its feet and tail twitching, its eyes
and
beak slowly opening and closing. After 20 minutes I thought I ought to
put
it out of its misery and went to look for something to hit it with. I
found
a hammer but when I went back and looked out of the window it had
disappeared! Thank fuck I didn't hit it with the hammer.
It's no "A robin crossed my path..."
Fucking hell. I was just sitting here quietly reading when a small bird suddenly flew into the window at the side of me, scaring me to death. I
stood watching it for nearly half an hour, frozen in horror - the poor
fucker was laid on its back with its feet and tail twitching, its eyes and beak slowly opening and closing. After 20 minutes I thought I ought to put
it out of its misery and went to look for something to hit it with. I found
a hammer but when I went back and looked out of the window it had disappeared! Thank fuck I didn't hit it with the hammer.
Fucking hell. I was just sitting here quietly reading when a small bird suddenly flew into the window at the side of me, scaring me to death. I
stood watching it for nearly half an hour, frozen in horror - the poor
fucker was laid on its back with its feet and tail twitching, its eyes and beak slowly opening and closing. After 20 minutes I thought I ought to put
it out of its misery and went to look for something to hit it with. I found
a hammer but when I went back and looked out of the window it had disappeared! Thank fuck I didn't hit it with the hammer.
It's no "A robin crossed my path..."
I think I saw this in ZOMBI 3.
On 1/08/2018 7:26 PM, The White Lady wrote:
Fucking hell. I was just sitting here quietly reading when a small
bird suddenly flew into the window at the side of me, scaring me to
death. I stood watching it for nearly half an hour, frozen in horror
- the poor fucker was laid on its back with its feet and tail
twitching, its eyes and beak slowly opening and closing. After 20
minutes I thought I ought to put it out of its misery and went to
look for something to hit it with. I found a hammer but when I went
back and looked out of the window it had disappeared! Thank fuck I
didn't hit it with the hammer.
Isn't it more likely that a local predator (cat, fox, welshman) waited
until you turned your back and gobbled it up, rather than a miracle
recovery?
I have heard of animals, on becoming the unwitting recipients of a form of trauma, enduring a period of time in which they lie stunned. A number of nervous paroxysms may ensue that would be commensurate with The White Lady's report of its feet and tail twitching. The period of nervous activity having passed, one might safely assume that the creature recovered sufficiently tofly
away and perhaps yet abides.
On 1/08/2018 7:26 PM, The White Lady wrote:
Fucking hell. I was just sitting here quietly reading when a small bird
suddenly flew into the window at the side of me, scaring me to death. I
stood watching it for nearly half an hour, frozen in horror - the poor
fucker was laid on its back with its feet and tail twitching, its eyes and >> beak slowly opening and closing. After 20 minutes I thought I ought to put >> it out of its misery and went to look for something to hit it with. I found >> a hammer but when I went back and looked out of the window it had
disappeared! Thank fuck I didn't hit it with the hammer.
Isn't it more likely that a local predator (cat, fox, welshman) waited
until you turned your back and gobbled it up, rather than a miracle
recovery?
On 2018-08-02 14:09:09 +0000, Incubus said:
I have heard of animals, on becoming the unwitting recipients of a
form of trauma, enduring a period of time in which they lie stunned.
A number of nervous paroxysms may ensue that would be commensurate
with The White Lady's report of its feet and tail twitching. The
period of nervous activity having passed, one might safely assume
that the creature recovered sufficiently to fly away and perhaps yet
abides.
YWKA.
I have heard of animals, on becoming the unwitting recipients of a
form of trauma, enduring a period of time in which they lie stunned.
A number of nervous paroxysms may ensue that would be commensurate
with The White Lady's report of its feet and tail twitching. The
period of nervous activity having passed, one might safely assume
that the creature recovered sufficiently to fly away and perhaps yet
abides.
YWKA.
Who the fuck is this cunt anyway, your DAD?
Giallo_Vera <giallovera@ULTRAMEGAgmail.com> wrote in >news:pjtjkc$sva$1@dont-email.me:
On 1/08/2018 7:26 PM, The White Lady wrote:
Fucking hell. I was just sitting here quietly reading when a small
bird suddenly flew into the window at the side of me, scaring me to
death. I stood watching it for nearly half an hour, frozen in horror
- the poor fucker was laid on its back with its feet and tail
twitching, its eyes and beak slowly opening and closing. After 20
minutes I thought I ought to put it out of its misery and went to
look for something to hit it with. I found a hammer but when I went
back and looked out of the window it had disappeared! Thank fuck I
didn't hit it with the hammer.
Isn't it more likely that a local predator (cat, fox, welshman) waited
until you turned your back and gobbled it up, rather than a miracle
recovery?
It's an interesting theory.
On 2018-08-02, Giallo_Vera <giallovera@ULTRAMEGAgmail.com> wrote:
On 1/08/2018 7:26 PM, The White Lady wrote:
Fucking hell. I was just sitting here quietly reading when a small bird
suddenly flew into the window at the side of me, scaring me to death. I
stood watching it for nearly half an hour, frozen in horror - the poor
fucker was laid on its back with its feet and tail twitching, its eyes and >>> beak slowly opening and closing. After 20 minutes I thought I ought to put >>> it out of its misery and went to look for something to hit it with. I found >>> a hammer but when I went back and looked out of the window it had
disappeared! Thank fuck I didn't hit it with the hammer.
Isn't it more likely that a local predator (cat, fox, welshman) waited
until you turned your back and gobbled it up, rather than a miracle
recovery?
I have heard of animals, on becoming the unwitting recipients of a form of >trauma, enduring a period of time in which they lie stunned. A number of >nervous paroxysms may ensue that would be commensurate with The White Lady's >report of its feet and tail twitching. The period of nervous activity having >passed, one might safely assume that the creature recovered sufficiently to fly
away and perhaps yet abides.
On 2 Aug 2018 05:35:44 GMT, The White Lady wrote:
Giallo_Vera <giallovera@ULTRAMEGAgmail.com> wrote in >>news:pjtjkc$sva$1@dont-email.me:
On 1/08/2018 7:26 PM, The White Lady wrote:
Fucking hell. I was just sitting here quietly reading when a small
bird suddenly flew into the window at the side of me, scaring me to
death. I stood watching it for nearly half an hour, frozen in
horror - the poor fucker was laid on its back with its feet and
tail twitching, its eyes and beak slowly opening and closing. After
20 minutes I thought I ought to put it out of its misery and went
to look for something to hit it with. I found a hammer but when I
went back and looked out of the window it had disappeared! Thank
fuck I didn't hit it with the hammer.
Isn't it more likely that a local predator (cat, fox, welshman)
waited until you turned your back and gobbled it up, rather than a
miracle recovery?
It's an interesting theory.
My husband likes bugs and likes to take pictures. He was out for a
walk at work one day and found an interesting looking moth. He placed
it on a white wall, where it would be more easily photographed and
went to his car to get his camera.
When he came back there were just two interesting wings left on the
ground.
"Lesmond" <lesmond@verizon.net> wrote in news:yrfzbaqirevmbaarg.pcvwtq3.pminews@192.168.0.8:
On 2 Aug 2018 05:35:44 GMT, The White Lady wrote:
Giallo_Vera <giallovera@ULTRAMEGAgmail.com> wrote in
news:pjtjkc$sva$1@dont-email.me:
On 1/08/2018 7:26 PM, The White Lady wrote:
Fucking hell. I was just sitting here quietly reading when a small
bird suddenly flew into the window at the side of me, scaring me to
death. I stood watching it for nearly half an hour, frozen in
horror - the poor fucker was laid on its back with its feet and
tail twitching, its eyes and beak slowly opening and closing. After
20 minutes I thought I ought to put it out of its misery and went
to look for something to hit it with. I found a hammer but when I
went back and looked out of the window it had disappeared! Thank
fuck I didn't hit it with the hammer.
Isn't it more likely that a local predator (cat, fox, welshman)
waited until you turned your back and gobbled it up, rather than a
miracle recovery?
It's an interesting theory.
My husband likes bugs and likes to take pictures. He was out for a
walk at work one day and found an interesting looking moth. He placed
it on a white wall, where it would be more easily photographed and
went to his car to get his camera.
When he came back there were just two interesting wings left on the
ground.
Ha! Fuck moths.
On 2018-08-01 21:42:08 +0000, Adam said:
I think I saw this in ZOMBI 3.
Now you're talking.
I think I saw this in ZOMBI 3.
Now you're talking.
I indulged myself and upgraded to the Severin blu of this one, complete
with soundtrack cd. It's glorious.
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