• Love Beer! tRUMP Releases New Masturbation Survey

    From Bart O'Kavanaugh - Drunken Judge@1:229/2 to All on Sunday, October 07, 2018 01:13:38
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    XPost: alt.politics.republicans, alt.fan.rush-limbaugh, alt.politics.socialism.democratic
    From: hannity_is_gay@fox.net

    1. Please state your name, or the name you wish to be known by.
    1a. If I have more questions, would you be prepared to answer
    them? 1b. Please supply an email address so that I can contact
    you: (Hint: use a Hotmail or similar account if you wish to
    remain anonymous. I will not publish your email address unless
    you ask me to)

    2. What is your age?

    3. At what age did you start masturbating regularly?

    4. As what age do you think you masturbated the most?
    4a. At this age, approx how often did you masturbate?

    5. How often do you currently masturbate?

    6. What position do you usually assume while masturbating
    (sitting, laying on back/front, standing etc)?

    7. How long, on average, before you ejaculate (cum)?
    7a. Have you ever tasted your own cum? What did you think?

    8. Approx how far do you spurt when you cum? (Or do you just
    dribble?)

    9. Are you right or left-handed?
    9a. Which hand do you usually use to masturbate?

    10. Are you circumcised?

    11. Do you regularly or occasionally use any kind of lubricant?
    11a. If yes, which do you use?

    12. Do you ever use any kind of stimulus (porn etc.)?
    12a. If yes, please describe.

    13. Have you ever measured your penis, both erect and limp?
    13a. Please give both your erect and limp length. (Note: The
    correct method is to measure along the TOP of your penis. If
    you use a ruler, position the end so it rests gently against
    your groin with your penis beneath it)

    14. Have you ever tried to reach your penis with your mouth or
    tongue? 14a. Any success?

    15. Have you ever been caught masturbating? (If more than once,
    please give details of each occasion)
    15a. By whom?
    15b. Please describe the situation.
    15c. Were there any repercussions?
    15d. How old were you?

    16. Have you ever seen another erect penis?
    16a. What were the circumstances? (Porn, Internet, or on a
    friend etc).

    17. Have you ever masturbated openly in the presence of another
    male (touching yourself only)?
    17a. Were they masturbating too?
    17b. Please describe the situation. If more than once, please
    give details of all occasions.
    17c. How old were you?

    17d. How would you feel if another person openly masturbated in
    your presence?

    18. Have you ever masturbated another person (male)? Please
    give details of all occasions.
    18a. Has another person (male) ever masturbated you? Details of
    all occasions please.

    19. Do you consider yourself Straight, Gay, Bi-sexual or
    undecided?

    20. It is said that everybody has an alternate sexuality within
    themselves. Even a man who considers himself "straight" may be
    5% "gay". On this scale, how would you rate yourself? E.g 80%
    straight, 20% gay etc.

    21. Have you ever taken pictures/videos of yourself while erect
    or masturbating?
    21a. Would you care to share any of them? We will blur faces
    unless requested otherwise.

    22. What other masturbation web sites do you visit?

    23. Have you ever stimulated your prostate (by inserting your
    finger up your anus)?
    23a. How did it feel?

    24. Does your partner/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend (if applicable)
    know you masturbate?
    24a. How do they feel about it?

    25. Have you ever been naked outside or in a public place?
    Details?

    26. Have you ever masturbated outside or in a public place?
    Details?

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