• Ted Widmer, *Lincoln on the Verge: Thirteen Days to Washington* (2020)

    From Jeffrey Rubard@1:229/2 to All on Saturday, December 18, 2021 22:06:08
    From: jeffreydanielrubard@gmail.com

    Ted Widmer, *Lincoln on the Verge: Thirteen Days to Washington*

    1. The Lightning
    1 THE LIGHTNING
    he drilled

    through every plank and fitted them together,

    fixing it firm with pegs and fastenings.

    As wide as when a man who knows his trade

    Marks out the curving hull to build a ship…

    —Homer, The Odyssey, book 5, lines 246–2502
    NOVEMBER 6, 1860

    Abraham Lincoln was in the headquarters of the Illinois & Mississippi Telegraph Company, on the north side of Springfield’s public square, when he received the news that he was likely to win New York, and with it, the presidency.3 It began with a sound
    the click-clack of the telegraph key, springing to life as the information raced toward him. A reporter for the New-York Tribune heard the returns begin to “tap in,” audibly, with the first “fragments of intelligence.”4 Then, a flood, as more
    returns came in from around the country, bringing news as electric as the devices clattering around the room.

    All wires led to Springfield that evening, or so it felt to John Hay, who wrote that Lincoln’s room was “the ear of the nation and the hub of the solar system.”5 As dispatchers danced around the suite, Lincoln sat languidly on a sofa, like a spider
    at the center of an enormous web. That word had already been used to describe the invisible strands connecting Americans through the telegraph.6 Every few minutes, the web twitched again, as an electromagnetic impulse, transmitted from a distant polling
    station, was transcribed onto a piece of thin paper, like an onion skin, and handed to him.7 Not long after ten, one of these scraps was rushed into his hands. The hastily scribbled message read, “The city of New York will more than meet your
    expectations.”8

    Immediately after, he crossed the square to meet his rapturous supporters, when he was handed another telegram, from Philadelphia. He read it aloud: “The city and state for Lincoln by a decisive majority.” Then he added his all-important commentary:
    I think that settles it.” Bedlam ensued.9

    Lincoln elected!

    It was the headline of the century, and Americans sent it all night long, tapping out the Morse code for Lincoln as quickly as possible: the single long dash, for L, beginning the word that would be repeated endlessly through American history from that
    night forward. It was already so familiar that many just compressed his name to a single letter, especially when paying to send a telegram. “L and H were elected,” James A. Garfield noted into his diary, omitting needless letters (the H stood for
    Hannibal Hamlin of Maine, Lincoln’s running mate). “God be praised!!” he wrote when he finally heard the news, wrested from the wires, in a rural Ohio telegraph station. The future president had driven his horse and carriage fifteen miles in the
    middle of the night, just to be connected.10

    In newspaper offices, editors struggled to find type sizes big and bold enough to match the import of what they were hearing. Across the country, crowds stayed up late, hoping to glean new scraps of intelligence from the wires that thrummed with the
    sensational news. In New Haven, Connecticut, people flat-out screamed for a full ten minutes when the result was announced.11 In Port Huron, Michigan, a thirteen-year-old boy, Thomas Alva Edison, was so eager to get the news that he put his tongue on a
    wire to receive its electric impulse directly. In Galena, Illinois, young Republicans held a spontaneous “jollification” inside a leather shop, where they were served oysters by the owner’s son, Ulysses Grant. Despite the fact that he leaned toward
    Democrat Stephen Douglas, the younger Grant seemed “gratified.”12

    In Springfield, it seemed like the entire town was out in the streets, as a crowd described as “10,000 crazy people” descended upon the square, “shouting, throwing up their hats, slapping and kicking one another.” The last stragglers went home
    around dawn, after yelling themselves hoarse.13

    But the news did not go to sleep; it traveled all night along the wires that stretched across the oceanic expanse of the United States. The word telegraph derived from Greek, to connote “far writing,” an accurate description of an American grid
    extending from the frigid wastes of northern Maine to tropical Florida. No one built them more quickly: not far from Troy, Kansas, an English traveler was astonished to see new lines racing across the prairie, six miles closer to the Pacific each day.14

    Not everyone had welcomed the clunky overhead lines when they were first introduced; New York City had briefly refused, for fear that “the Lightning,” as the telegraph was called, would attract real lightning.15 The wires were not always reliable in
    the early years; the news might vanish along the way, due to storms or atmospheric disturbances. A year earlier, at the end of August 1859, an intense solar flare known as the Carrington Event wreaked havoc on the grid, causing flames to shoot out, and
    machines to turn on and off, as if operated by witches. In a small Pennsylvania town—Gettysburg—a minister recorded his observation of “a mass of streamers,” red and orange, streaking across the sky.”16

    In the years leading up to the election, the Lightning had become a part of the republic’s bloodstream. Readers thrilled to the “telegraphic intelligence” that filled newspaper columns, with hard information about stock prices, ship arrivals, and
    the movements of armies around the world. They also enjoyed news that was not quite news, describing royal birthdays in Europe or the arrival of visiting “celebrities”—to use a term that was coming into vogue to describe people who were known
    simply for being known.17

    But even if the Lightning could race across great distances, it could not bring Americans closer together. Some worried that it was actually driving them apart. In 1858, three days after the first Atlantic Cable connected New York and London, the New
    York Times asked if the news would become “too fast for the truth?”18 Two years later, as Lincoln ran for the presidency, hateful innuendoes were streaking from one end of the country to another, accelerated by the Lightning.19 Many observed that the
    first word in the country’s name—United—had become a glaring misnomer. Things got so bad that the Architect of the Capitol, Benjamin Brown French, began to put quotation marks around it.20


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  • From Jeffrey Rubard@1:229/2 to All on Sunday, December 19, 2021 09:38:13
    From: jeffreydanielrubard@gmail.com

    Not a member of the Widmer family. (Maybe not even a member of the "Ted" family!)

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  • From Jeffrey Rubard@1:229/2 to Jeffrey Rubard on Sunday, December 19, 2021 23:21:47
    From: jeffreydanielrubard@gmail.com

    On Sunday, December 19, 2021 at 9:38:14 AM UTC-8, Jeffrey Rubard wrote:
    Not a member of the Widmer family. (Maybe not even a member of the "Ted" family!)

    The Widmer family that makes Hefeweizens.
    Furthermore, in the state of Ted Kulongoski and Ted Wheeler, Seth MacFarlane's "Ted" almost stands out for probity.
    "Ted Widmer" is just some Adlai Stevenson-like fugmo by comparison.

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  • From Jeffrey Rubard@1:229/2 to Jeffrey Rubard on Monday, December 20, 2021 07:19:16
    From: jeffreydanielrubard@gmail.com

    On Sunday, December 19, 2021 at 11:21:48 PM UTC-8, Jeffrey Rubard wrote:
    On Sunday, December 19, 2021 at 9:38:14 AM UTC-8, Jeffrey Rubard wrote:
    Not a member of the Widmer family. (Maybe not even a member of the "Ted" family!)
    The Widmer family that makes Hefeweizens.
    Furthermore, in the state of Ted Kulongoski and Ted Wheeler, Seth MacFarlane's "Ted" almost stands out for probity.
    "Ted Widmer" is just some Adlai Stevenson-like fugmo by comparison.

    NB: "Hefeweizen" is a German-style beer made primarily from wheat, not barley. The Widmer Brewery of Portland started making the style in... the late 1980s?

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  • From Jeffrey Rubard@1:229/2 to Jeffrey Rubard on Tuesday, December 21, 2021 09:02:28
    From: jeffreydanielrubard@gmail.com

    On Monday, December 20, 2021 at 7:19:17 AM UTC-8, Jeffrey Rubard wrote:
    On Sunday, December 19, 2021 at 11:21:48 PM UTC-8, Jeffrey Rubard wrote:
    On Sunday, December 19, 2021 at 9:38:14 AM UTC-8, Jeffrey Rubard wrote:
    Not a member of the Widmer family. (Maybe not even a member of the "Ted" family!)
    The Widmer family that makes Hefeweizens.
    Furthermore, in the state of Ted Kulongoski and Ted Wheeler, Seth MacFarlane's "Ted" almost stands out for probity.
    "Ted Widmer" is just some Adlai Stevenson-like fugmo by comparison.
    NB: "Hefeweizen" is a German-style beer made primarily from wheat, not barley.
    The Widmer Brewery of Portland started making the style in... the late 1980s?

    So jet to the store, and buy the LP/while we continue to play at jive CD's.

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  • From Jeffrey Rubard@1:229/2 to Jeffrey Rubard on Wednesday, December 22, 2021 09:19:09
    From: jeffreydanielrubard@gmail.com

    On Tuesday, December 21, 2021 at 9:02:29 AM UTC-8, Jeffrey Rubard wrote:
    On Monday, December 20, 2021 at 7:19:17 AM UTC-8, Jeffrey Rubard wrote:
    On Sunday, December 19, 2021 at 11:21:48 PM UTC-8, Jeffrey Rubard wrote:
    On Sunday, December 19, 2021 at 9:38:14 AM UTC-8, Jeffrey Rubard wrote:
    Not a member of the Widmer family. (Maybe not even a member of the "Ted" family!)
    The Widmer family that makes Hefeweizens.
    Furthermore, in the state of Ted Kulongoski and Ted Wheeler, Seth MacFarlane's "Ted" almost stands out for probity.
    "Ted Widmer" is just some Adlai Stevenson-like fugmo by comparison.
    NB: "Hefeweizen" is a German-style beer made primarily from wheat, not barley.
    The Widmer Brewery of Portland started making the style in... the late 1980s?
    So jet to the store, and buy the LP/while we continue to play at jive CD's.

    If'n you didn't know, 'Lincoln on the verge!' was a thing people used to say to their
    trusted Republican acquaintance who had a vein bulging in their forehead -- including,
    it must be said, in the era of *Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown*. A tasteful form of "bipartisanism" among the people; however, in my personal opinion,
    there are actually few of those in "professional" politics.

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  • From Jeffrey Rubard@1:229/2 to Jeffrey Rubard on Wednesday, December 22, 2021 23:57:34
    From: jeffreydanielrubard@gmail.com

    On Wednesday, December 22, 2021 at 9:19:10 AM UTC-8, Jeffrey Rubard wrote:
    On Tuesday, December 21, 2021 at 9:02:29 AM UTC-8, Jeffrey Rubard wrote:
    On Monday, December 20, 2021 at 7:19:17 AM UTC-8, Jeffrey Rubard wrote:
    On Sunday, December 19, 2021 at 11:21:48 PM UTC-8, Jeffrey Rubard wrote:
    On Sunday, December 19, 2021 at 9:38:14 AM UTC-8, Jeffrey Rubard wrote:
    Not a member of the Widmer family. (Maybe not even a member of the "Ted" family!)
    The Widmer family that makes Hefeweizens.
    Furthermore, in the state of Ted Kulongoski and Ted Wheeler, Seth MacFarlane's "Ted" almost stands out for probity.
    "Ted Widmer" is just some Adlai Stevenson-like fugmo by comparison.
    NB: "Hefeweizen" is a German-style beer made primarily from wheat, not barley.
    The Widmer Brewery of Portland started making the style in... the late 1980s?
    So jet to the store, and buy the LP/while we continue to play at jive CD's.
    If'n you didn't know, 'Lincoln on the verge!' was a thing people used to say to their
    trusted Republican acquaintance who had a vein bulging in their forehead -- including,
    it must be said, in the era of *Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown*. A tasteful form of "bipartisanism" among the people; however, in my personal opinion,
    there are actually few of those in "professional" politics.

    "Lincoln on the verge!"
    I.e., your Republican co-worker was about to kill you, and they had a point.

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  • From Jeffrey Rubard@1:229/2 to Jeffrey Rubard on Thursday, December 23, 2021 06:08:38
    From: jeffreydanielrubard@gmail.com

    On Wednesday, December 22, 2021 at 11:57:35 PM UTC-8, Jeffrey Rubard wrote:
    On Wednesday, December 22, 2021 at 9:19:10 AM UTC-8, Jeffrey Rubard wrote:
    On Tuesday, December 21, 2021 at 9:02:29 AM UTC-8, Jeffrey Rubard wrote:
    On Monday, December 20, 2021 at 7:19:17 AM UTC-8, Jeffrey Rubard wrote:
    On Sunday, December 19, 2021 at 11:21:48 PM UTC-8, Jeffrey Rubard wrote:
    On Sunday, December 19, 2021 at 9:38:14 AM UTC-8, Jeffrey Rubard wrote:
    Not a member of the Widmer family. (Maybe not even a member of the "Ted" family!)
    The Widmer family that makes Hefeweizens.
    Furthermore, in the state of Ted Kulongoski and Ted Wheeler, Seth MacFarlane's "Ted" almost stands out for probity.
    "Ted Widmer" is just some Adlai Stevenson-like fugmo by comparison.
    NB: "Hefeweizen" is a German-style beer made primarily from wheat, not barley.
    The Widmer Brewery of Portland started making the style in... the late 1980s?
    So jet to the store, and buy the LP/while we continue to play at jive CD's.
    If'n you didn't know, 'Lincoln on the verge!' was a thing people used to say to their
    trusted Republican acquaintance who had a vein bulging in their forehead -- including,
    it must be said, in the era of *Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown*. A
    tasteful form of "bipartisanism" among the people; however, in my personal opinion,
    there are actually few of those in "professional" politics.
    "Lincoln on the verge!"
    I.e., your Republican co-worker was about to kill you, and they had a point.

    (Or they weren't, or they didn't.)

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