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Visit japan's east coast, (seamonsterworld!)..

That's right folks, not only are seamonsters real, japan's east coast has hundreds if not thousands of specie of seamonster and they catch and eat each other often.

If you want to see seamonster, you can rent a little boat or a snorkle for a handfull of fish. If you see any, avoid using flash photography as they think mostly about food and sex, their primal instinct is personal gratification, are
very curious, wild,
and are obviously smarter than you, and if they see you, might not be shy.
The most common of these seamonster are the giant octopus, which are psychologicly a cross between spider and lobster.
The good part about getting eaten by a giant octopus is that it's mouth is located where it's cooter should be so you'll probably drown during the experience. The bad part about getting eaten by a giant octopus is that it grabs you, doesn't wait for you
to die, bites you, injecting it's saliva into you which liquifies your meat as it begins slurping you out of you.

If your actually trying to get eaten a sea monster, such is much cheaper and easier than any psychotherapy that's actually going to work on you and like I said, hundreds to thousands of possibilities since no two kind of sea monster have the exact same
eating or sex process.

Seamonsters do however share the same religion which mostly involves eating, f'king, not eating, not f'king, sociality, and war.

If your wanting to taste seamonsters, some taste better than others, and many have to be prepared properly.

Although many eat raw seamonster, my advice
is to fully cook your seamonster meal.
Also, occasionally, people die from eating bad seamonster usually because it wasn't properly identified, prepared, or nobody used a taste testing chicken or
mouse beforehand.

If you want a job hunting seamonsters, there's no waiting list, there's always a bounty for it, any catch is worth money, just tell them Hunter sent you.

If you happen to be jewish, you would probably enjoy the germatalian border more than seamonsterworld unless your also bizzaro, but whatever happens to you
visiting the sea monsters on the east coast of japan, even if eaten by one, would probably be
better than visiting isreal since isreal obviously doesn't exist geographically.

Also, visit Mount Shasta!
See the soviets!

..again my advice would be to NOT smoke any of their xeroxdopes, potatomeths, carbatterycranks, and pisscrystals. If you do, please bring me really good pot (cannabis marijuana), thanks.

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Hunter Reon Barnes
dr.hrb.freeshell.org

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