XPost: alt.current-events.cia.crack-dealing, alt.religion.scientology
Dear Pope,
..let me know if you think I'm taking your religion too seriously..
Way I see it, the book of the revelation and gospel according to Mark were obviously written by Paul's friend Mark, Acts of the apostles had it's own author which doesn't appear to be any of the twelve or Paul, and I'm guessing the church couldn't find
records concerning John of the 12 or his gospel and inserted some other text that doesn't really fit as John's gospel causing the prodistant church and even
worse splinter groups.
Also, the church has alot of jude, james, and timothy which I think would be worth reading. Your website would be even better with online text and translations of church documents not included in the cannon but still approved/approvable by pulpal
authority (the current pope.
All of you appear to me to be exactly everybody that ever talked to jesus in the bible except for moses and eliyah (mount of transfiguration) whom are not amoung you and are the two witnesses, but if you wanted to find them, notice the two old guys on
the balcony of the muppet show.
Do you think I could get any of you to eat alot of rye euchrest and appear out loud as a friend of god / good person / good catholic?
Genesis is very inacurate, the sun and the stars obviously existed before the earth, sunlight hitting oxygen made the water and hydrocarbon which is why the planet always has more water.
You can't get ANY dna from your mother's father or your father's mother, the tiny piece of dna you get from your mother is only passed by females and females pass only that piece which is identical to their mom and sister and daughter and mother's mother
and every female in their upline, there are many strains of this female mtdna, not just one proves you didn't all come from the same woman (eve), nor did the japanese people, culture, and language descend from noah, plus olive tree's don't survive 40
days of saltwater or freshwater submersion, huh? And you all descend from fish that washed up on south america is the truth.
etc..
Christ's plan for you entails converting you, rehabing you, and after your no longer a piece of crap, giving you the suffering you no longer deserve...
..personally I think that's one step more severe than HRB Depo policy #606
HRB DEPORTATION POLICY #606
As you may recall, I mentioned how by using HRB neutronium instacryro tech via stripping hydrogen of it's electron, you can be frozen, how with HRB thawing tech via seven seconds of high intensity S-band radiation you can be thawed, and how not only can
you be deported or redeported if nessesary but that such happens often to you and even letting you watch 'Howard the Duck' deports you, and how via HRB psychotherapy any of you can be quickly and completely cured via halo dropping you 2000 feet without a
paraschute into 27 feet of snow..
HRB Depo/ReDepo policy #606 entails returning the terrorists to their homelands/homeworlds frozen with thawing instructions (#605) but every so many returning one cured right along with the others.. frozen, thawed, halo dropped 2000 ft into 27 ft of snow,
refrozen, and returned with thawing instructions among the rest.
HRB DEPORTATION POLICY #607 entails giving them a job but they first have to watch the movie 'Howard the Duck' three times in a row and write an essay about
it.
Will any of you be right, or is all the righteous blood ever spilled still on your hands?
Agape means Genuine Caringness.
According to the bible jesus died friendless, ..when any of you pray, do you ever ask what favors you could do and do them? or are you all just pirate panhandlers begging favors? ~ [o;-)
Are any of you exactly what your god would adore, worship and admire, always doing that which would be pleasing to your diety of choice, or are you all bullsh'ting?
p.s.. The bible doesn't contain any comedy whatsoever, as if god and none the charactors have a sense of humor, but comedy can be produced from the bible easily.. I thought bill cosby's noah's ark wasn't bad.. made me laugh a little.
Dr. Hunter Reon Barnes, PhD, D.S.
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