From: slider@atashram.com

Special “blue light” teams of police, NHS staff and firefighters are to be deployed across London to collect the bodies of potentially hundreds of coronavirus victims who die at home.

Each team will attend any home where a person suspected of being infected
with Covid-19 has lost their life.

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/health/blue-light-teams-bodies-london-homes-coronavirus-a4407771.html

They will record the death, checking that there are no suspicious circumstances, and remove the body to a mortuary after ensuring that it is wrapped to prevent any risk of infection.

The teams are being set up because of projections that up to 30 per cent
of all deaths in the capital from the virus will take place outside
hospital.

The scale of the death toll is expected to be too large for undertakers to cope.

Eight teams have already been formed with each made up of two police
officers, an NHS technician and a firefighter to drive the vehicle that
will be used to transport the body. But as many as 24 could be set up if
the loss of life escalates as anticipated over the coming weeks, when
health officials expect the impact of Covid-19 to peak.

On each occasion when one of the new teams is called to a home where a
death suspected of being caused by coronavirus has occurred, precautions
will be taken to prevent those attending contracting the virus.

Checks will be conducted to determine whether the victim had the disease.
The NHS technician will contact a doctor for the death to be certified
remotely before the corpse is removed.

Family members who have been in contact with the victim will be advised
that they will be unable to attend the funeral because of their exposure
to the virus in what those organising the new teams describe as one of the “hardest” parts of their role.

### - geez... 'throw out your dead' already??

tech suppoooort! i wanna wake up! it's a nightmare!

cheep-cheep! fucking-CHEEP! haha :)))

still cheepin' away here boss!

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From: intraphase@gmail.com

Surprised you didn't post this!

https://youtu.be/Jdf5EXo6I68

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From: allreadydun@gmail.com

those were good jokes ha ha.

looks like journalist jokes will take over the lawyer jokes.

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From: intraphase@gmail.com

"Why can't a 'journalist' dial 911?" "She can't find the eleven."

"What do you do if a journalist throws a grenade at you?" "Pick it up, pull the
pin out, and throw it back."

"What's the different between God and a journalist?" "God doesn't think he's a journalist."

"What do you call 25 skydiving journalists?" "Skeet."

"How do you get a one-armed journalist out of a tree?" "Wave to them."

"What's the difference between a smart journalist and Bigfoot?" "Bigfoot has been spotted."

"Why are there only 2 pallbearers at a 'journalist's funeral?" "Garbage cans only have two handles."

"How do you make a journalist's eyes light up?" "Shine a flashlight in his ear."

"How does a journalist change a light bulb? He holds while the whole world revolves around him."

Takes a moment this one...

"Three journalists walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it."

"What is a shipload of lawyers that sinks in the ocean?" ... "A good start."

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