• bmw mini cooper dips & highs :)

    From slider@1:229/2 to All on Sunday, September 09, 2018 17:55:36
    From: slider@anashram.com

    ### - give ya a laff about my poor old mini cooper heh, it's old see
    (2004) with 103,000 miles on the clock when i got it, but i knows modern engines are good these days for anything up to 200,000 miles & beyond
    depending on how it's been looked after...

    anyway, it's been running just fine since i gots it, apart from the things
    that were wrong when i picked it up (all minor issues) but with its road-worthiness test (MOT) due on oct 2 next, methinks i'd better check it
    out to see what, if anything, it needs to pass its test?

    now bmw mini offers an extensive free health-check on all their cars once
    a year, cool, so why not give it to 'em and see what's going on with it
    hah... and fuck me sideways if'n they then don't hand it back with a
    error-list as long as your arm lol... and in which they reckon it needs
    not only a total of £1,500 worth of parts, but also the labour which then
    comes to a grand total of, wait for it heh: £4,500!!! yak! - they come out shaking their heads in dismay & sorrow, their 'advice' being to just scrap
    it and buy one of their second-user's for around the same money! damn!
    poor old min!

    so anyway, realising that it's bm-feckin'-w whereby even a small scratch
    to the paintwork requires a full respray hah, i took it to a local guy to check-over just enough to get it through its test kinda thing, and then anything else can be done later bit by bit, whereon i finds out it only actually needed a new handbrake cable and a single rear stop-light bulb
    and that was it!? £200 all in, including the test fee itself (£60!)! he checked-over everything else on bmw's long list and laffed, commenting
    that 2 spots of rust on the outer edge of the disk brake doesn't mean you
    need a set of new disks & pads! took out a wire brush and in 5 seconds
    flat removed said rust spots! see? plus ditto (he said) for everything
    else! don't even check 'any' of that again until its next mot in 13 months time! nice! :)

    still has a bit of an oil leak around the top rocker-cover (leaking cork
    gasket takes 20 mins to replace pffft!) and the noisy steering pump will
    defo need replacing at some point (common fault with these mini's
    apparently) which am gonna do myself before winter sets in...

    so all in all the mini's a little champ and is just a bit old is all, but
    then so am i goddammit!

    turns out to be a good little mini after all... YES i can turn old min
    back into a brand new fucking car for 4500 lol, but that's ridiculous!
    plus the way i drive is prolly good for another 40 or 50,000 miles no
    problemo! - min! :)

    next job up: how to change the steering pump heh...

    cost: about £100 for the part + maybe some skinned knuckles...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjG28EEwoy4

    looks easy enough innit...

    i's a-comin' to fix ya's min! :)

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  • From alreadygone@1:229/2 to All on Sunday, September 09, 2018 11:15:39
    From: allreadydun@gmail.com

    use synthetic oil matey.
    the fucker will run forever provided
    you don't do anything stupid to it.

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  • From slider@1:229/2 to All on Sunday, September 09, 2018 20:42:21
    From: slider@anashram.com

    use synthetic oil matey.
    the fucker will run forever provided
    you don't do anything stupid to it.

    ### - you mentioned that before as it goes + good job i checked it out
    with bmw-mini before splashing out on some because mini apparently 'only'
    ever use such synthetic oils in all their engines from new these days
    anyway, so it doesn't need to be changed, it's already got some!

    so it's happy days! :)

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  • From alreadygone@1:229/2 to All on Sunday, September 09, 2018 12:44:28
    From: allreadydun@gmail.com

    i just changed my Honda and put some (synthetic)
    in. The stuff works soooo damn good.
    new little tiny oil filter about half size
    of a cupcake. but does such a fine job of
    filtering shit out. I wish i could filter
    out the shit here in this newsgroup. Where's
    my fuckin' filter when i need it? lol!

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  • From alreadygone@1:229/2 to All on Sunday, September 09, 2018 12:46:21
    From: allreadydun@gmail.com

    ### - you mentioned that before as it goes + good job i checked it out
    with bmw-mini before splashing out on some because mini apparently 'only' ever use such synthetic oils in all their engines from new these days
    anyway, so it doesn't need to be changed, it's already got some!

    so it's happy days! :)

    don't go over 1 years of service with any oil.
    I don't care what kind it is, all the stuff
    is shot after 1 year in a vehicle. (cardinal rule)

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  • From Jeremy H. Donovan@1:229/2 to alreadygone on Monday, September 10, 2018 08:20:53
    From: jeremyhdonovan@gmail.com

    On Sunday, September 9, 2018 at 12:44:28 PM UTC-7, alreadygone wrote:
    i just changed my Honda and put some (synthetic)
    in. The stuff works soooo damn good.
    new little tiny oil filter about half size
    of a cupcake. but does such a fine job of
    filtering shit out. I wish i could filter
    out the shit here in this newsgroup. Where's
    my fuckin' filter when i need it? lol!

    Usually under 'Search' or 'Filters'. :)
    In Google Groups Search, there are two ways of doing this.

    For example, to filter out all of my posts, click the down arrow
    in the 'Search for messages' box, then click the down arrow under
    'Posted By' and select 'Not Posted By', then put in my e-mail.

    Or, to filter out posts containing the word "Trump", use the
    Search option: 'Does not have the words': Trump. Combine those two
    options to filter out all posts by me containing the word Trump.

    Another way is to use the 'Filters' dropdown and set it to
    show you only Topics you have either started or replied to.

    Most newsreaders have similar options. Wish granted, Yogi. :)

    .

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  • From alreadygone@1:229/2 to All on Monday, September 10, 2018 08:31:27
    From: allreadydun@gmail.com

    don't be an idiot. as if i would do this.

    Usually under 'Search' or 'Filters'. :)
    In Google Groups Search, there are two ways of doing this.

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