• Re: have your cake and eat it too

    From ClutchCargo@1:229/2 to All on Monday, April 02, 2018 12:34:20
    From: allreadydun@gmail.com

    (finally...) oh dear... now am fucked...

    erm... wifey?!

    you'll never guess what just... happened??

    and now she 'owns' your ass!

    :D

    guess who had KP after the party Sunday?
    kp = kitchen police/patrol

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  • From slider@1:229/2 to All on Monday, April 02, 2018 19:09:52
    From: slider@anashram.com

    bozo the easter clown wrote...


    Oh just
    great, my fucking lucky day. Anyhow i put the
    part that didn't hit the floor back on the plate
    and we served it up for Easter celebration dinner.
    And my wife made fun of me (as she should) for being
    a bozo.

    ### - well if that doesn't take the biscuit?? (laffing...)

    or cake as the case may be hehehe...

    lol i can just hear ya now - w t f? - no! no! - D'OH!

    oh FFS! (long pause of dismay while examining the carnage...)

    (finally...) oh dear... now am fucked...

    erm... wifey?!

    you'll never guess what just... happened??

    and now she 'owns' your ass!

    :D

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  • From ClutchCargo@1:229/2 to All on Monday, April 02, 2018 10:00:41
    From: allreadydun@gmail.com

    my wife worked all afternoon on this cake for
    Easter. i think she has made the same cake for
    the last 30 years . All part of the Easter
    celebration so cake gets added to the menu.
    Saturday i was monkeying with the platter trying
    to make it fit to go into the microwave so the
    fucking ants could not get to it. I picked the
    platter up and was trying to remove this stand and
    the cake slid off and fell on the floor. Oh just
    great, my fucking lucky day. Anyhow i put the
    part that didn't hit the floor back on the plate
    and we served it up for Easter celebration dinner.
    And my wife made fun of me (as she should) for being
    a bozo.

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  • From thang ornerythinchus@1:229/2 to allreadydun@gmail.com on Tuesday, April 03, 2018 10:38:45
    From: thangolossus@gmail.com

    On Mon, 2 Apr 2018 10:00:41 -0700 (PDT), ClutchCargo
    <allreadydun@gmail.com> wrote:

    my wife worked all afternoon on this cake for
    Easter. i think she has made the same cake for
    the last 30 years . All part of the Easter
    celebration so cake gets added to the menu.
    Saturday i was monkeying with the platter trying
    to make it fit to go into the microwave so the
    fucking ants could not get to it. I picked the
    platter up and was trying to remove this stand and
    the cake slid off and fell on the floor. Oh just
    great, my fucking lucky day. Anyhow i put the
    part that didn't hit the floor back on the plate
    and we served it up for Easter celebration dinner.
    And my wife made fun of me (as she should) for being
    a bozo.

    It's fortunate you're not a big drinker. Then, you'd be a BOOZO!

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  • From thang ornerythinchus@1:229/2 to All on Tuesday, April 03, 2018 10:44:02
    From: thangolossus@gmail.com

    On Mon, 02 Apr 2018 19:09:52 +0100, slider <slider@anashram.com>
    wrote:

    bozo the easter clown wrote...


    Oh just
    great, my fucking lucky day. Anyhow i put the
    part that didn't hit the floor back on the plate
    and we served it up for Easter celebration dinner.
    And my wife made fun of me (as she should) for being
    a bozo.

    ### - well if that doesn't take the biscuit?? (laffing...)

    or cake as the case may be hehehe...

    lol i can just hear ya now - w t f? - no! no! - D'OH!

    oh FFS! (long pause of dismay while examining the carnage...)

    (finally...) oh dear... now am fucked...

    erm... wifey?!

    you'll never guess what just... happened??

    and now she 'owns' your ass!

    :D

    Y'ever had one Slider? A wife, that is? I've still got the same one
    I married when I (and she) were 18. Dave doesn't, somewhere along the
    way he and she parted ways, presumably amicably, or at least
    hopefully. But you, you're a closed book. I get the impression that
    you have had one, somewhere, and kids too, a 9-5 job, the whole
    shebang - but some volcanic happening occured and things were never
    the same.

    When you respond, if you do, to this, I'll share something private
    with you right here on this group. About my reasons for asking this
    of you. A "cautionary tale" as the old writers like Maupassant and O
    Henry and especially M R James were wont to say...

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