• Joke of the week...

    From thang ornerythinchus@1:229/2 to All on Sunday, August 13, 2017 19:06:33
    From: thangolossus@gmail.com

    A defendant is on trial for murder. There is strong evidence
    indicating guilt, but no corpse has been found. In the defence's
    closing statement, the lawyer, knowing that his client will probably
    be convicted, resorts to a trick.

    "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all," the
    lawyer says as he looks at his watch. "Within one minute, the person
    presumed dead in this case will walk into this courtroom."

    He looks towards the courtroom door. The jurors, somewhat stunned, all
    look on eagerly. A minute passes. Nothing happens. Finally, the lawyer
    says, "Actually, I made up the previous statement. But, you all looked
    on with anticipation. I therefore put to you that you have a
    reasonable doubt in this case as to whether anyone was killed and
    insist that you return a verdict of not guilty."

    The jury, clearly confused, retires to deliberate. A few minutes
    later, the jury returns and pronounces a verdict of guilty.

    "But how?" inquires the lawyer. "You must have had some doubt. I saw
    all of you stare at the door."

    The jury foreman replies, "Oh, we all looked – but your client
    didn't."


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  • From boredfuck@1:229/2 to All on Sunday, August 13, 2017 09:40:49
    From: allreadydun@gmail.com

    Bitcoin is trading at $4135 right now.

    wtf is going on? risky risky.

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  • From thang ornerythinchus@1:229/2 to allreadydun@gmail.com on Monday, August 14, 2017 10:07:52
    From: thangolossus@gmail.com

    On Sun, 13 Aug 2017 09:40:49 -0700 (PDT), boredfuck
    <allreadydun@gmail.com> wrote:

    Bitcoin is trading at $4135 right now.

    wtf is going on? risky risky.

    Wrong thread. Your alzheimers is acting up :)

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  • From boredfuck@1:229/2 to All on Sunday, August 13, 2017 21:26:48
    From: allreadydun@gmail.com

    Wrong thread. Your alzheimers is acting up :)

    bite the bag bitch.

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