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Three guys are sitting on a bench outside
the Pearly Gates when St. Peter walks up.
St. Peter says to the first guy, "Whats your story?"
The first guy says, "I always had a problem with jealousy.
I lived with my wife on the third floor of my house.
I came home unexpected at lunch time and snuck up
the back stairs to see if I could catch my wife with her lover.
I smelled cigar smoke and looked out the front window,
but he was still on the front stairs. In a terrible fury and
with super human strength I went to the kitchen, dragged
the refrigerator to the front window and leaned it on the sill.
As he came out the front door I tipped it over and killed the
bastard of a wife stealing scum dead. I was convicted and got the chair."
St. Peter makes a few notes in his book and says to the second guy,
"Whats your story?"
The second guy says, " I was delivering the mail, and I had a had
a package for the lady on the third floor. I dropped it off and came
back down. When I stepped outside a refrigerator came falling
out of the clear blue sky and crushed me dead. A total mystery"
St. Peter makes a few more notes in his book and says to the third guy,
"Whats your story?"
The third guy says,
"I was sitting in a refrigerator, smoking a cigar, minding my own business... And here I am..."
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