• Childrens Playground rhymes

    From amyjsd87@googlemail.com@1:229/2 to All on Friday, January 10, 2020 02:45:08
    I have a few variations (I went to school in Scotland in the 90s) on the above including:

    We are the (insert school name) girls
    We wear our hair in curls
    We wear our dungarees
    Upon our sexy knees
    You know that boy next door
    He got my on the floor
    We did it 50 times
    And then he asked for more
    My mother was surprised
    To see my belly rise
    My father jumped for joy
    It was a baby boy

    Also

    All the girls in Spain wash their knickers in champagne.
    All the boys in France do the hula hula dance.
    And the dance they do is enough to TIE a shoe.
    And the shoe they tie is enough to tell a lie.
    And the lie they tell is enough to ring a bell.
    And the bell they ring goes dingalingaling.

    Also with the my boyfriend gave me an apple one, we ended with;

    I gave him back his apple
    I gave him back his pear
    I gave him back his kiss kiss kiss
    And I chucked him down the stairs
    I chucked him over London
    I chucked him over France
    I chucked him over the USA and he lost his under pants
    I took him to the cinema to buy some bubblegum
    And when he wasn't looking I stuck it up his bum.

    Weren't we classy haha!

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