Meanwhile we have crazy people flocking to the beach again, in our fab weather. Resulting in beach closures again. And just in case you were
out looking for stress relief they've fined a Brothel for being open.
Spectre wrote to Anyone <=-
Meanwhile we have crazy people flocking to the beach again, in our fab weather.
Resulting in beach closures again. And just in case you were out
looking for stress relief they've fined a Brothel for being open.
On 03-28-20 23:41, Spectre wrote to Anyone <=-
Looks like we have our plagued by morons moments too during this
Corona excitment. Private hospital company "Healthe Care" don't care
and are in the process of laying off 800 staff. Putting some 8000
hospital beds in 34 facilities in question.
Being a private facilities they are primarily funded by elective
surgery which have been cancelled for some time now. So like a lot of other businesses they're having a cash flow trickle crisis.
Talks are underway about having the governments funding the beds for Corona patients.
Meanwhile we have crazy people flocking to the beach again, in our fab weather. Resulting in beach closures again. And just in case you were
out looking for stress relief they've fined a Brothel for being open.
and are in the process of laying off 800 staff. Putting some 8000 hospital beds in 34 facilities in question.Hmm, not good, we need beds. :/
Meanwhile we have crazy people flocking to the beach again, in our fa weather. Resulting in beach closures again. And just in case you were out looking for stress relief they've fined a Brothel for being open.Yeah, surely the state government closing the city beaches and the
Premier telling everyone not to go to the beach wasn't good enough?
As for the brothel, the hand is a much safer option (providing you wash before and after! ;) ).
out looking for stress relief they've fined a Brothel for
As for the brothel, the hand is a much safer option (providing you
wash before and after! ;) ).
out looking for stress relief they've fined a Brothel for
As for the brothel, the hand is a much safer option (providing you
wash before and after! ;) ).
On 03-29-20 00:57, Phoobar wrote to Vk3jed <=-
and are in the process of laying off 800 staff. Putting some 8000 hospital beds in 34 facilities in question.Hmm, not good, we need beds. :/
Has to have American companies showing them how it's done.
(RANT) Here...idiots will walk right up to you...even with social distancing in place. Damned be if you get sick...as long as they get
their rocks off by being stupid. Am almost tempted to start a coughing
As for the brothel, the hand is a much safer option (providing you wash before and after! ;) ).
One issue you forgot...if I'm too tired...how's that hand going to get
the job done? Guess it's smart enough to disconnect itself to get it
done. ;D
On 03-29-20 18:43, Spectre wrote to Vk3jed <=-
out looking for stress relief they've fined a Brothel for
As for the brothel, the hand is a much safer option (providing you
wash before and after! ;) ).
You don't know where that hand has been ;) You might want to wash it before hand too...
Yeah, surely the state government closing the city beaches and the Premier telling everyone not to go to the beach wasn't good enough? They will be the reason we have to endure weeks of a full lockdown, because people are too stupid and/or selfish to make the necessary sacrifices we all have to make.
Meanwhile we have crazy people flocking to the beach again, inweather. Resulting in beach closures again. And just in case you were
our fab
out looking for stress relief they've fined a Brothel for being open.
Yeah, surely the state government closing the city beaches and the Premier telling everyone not to go to the beach wasn't good enough? They will be the reason we have to endure weeks of a full lockdown, because people are too stupid and/or selfish to make the necessary sacrifices we all have to make.
On 03-29-20 14:11, djatropine wrote to Vk3jed <=-
On Mar 28th 10:33 pm Vk3jed said...
Yeah, surely the state government closing the city beaches and the
Premier telling everyone not to go to the beach wasn't good enough? They will be the reason we have to endure weeks of a full lockdown, because people are too stupid and/or selfish to make the necessary sacrifices we all have to make.
Meanwhile we have crazy people flocking to the beach again, inweather. Resulting in beach closures again. And just in case you were
our fab
out looking for stress relief they've fined a Brothel for being open.
Yeah, surely the state government closing the city beaches and the
Premier telling everyone not to go to the beach wasn't good enough? They will be the reason we have to endure weeks of a full lockdown, because people are too stupid and/or selfish to make the necessary sacrifices we all have to make.
I am against any government ordeering any business what to down. My experience with the Pacific Northwest: West Seattle& T-Compto.
And what I have seen with my own eyes: I would hate to see how your
area would react to a Earthquake. (I'm on the new madrid fault) and social distancing would not be a option virus/disease. When i any statistic from the number of deaths from anything
This is not the first plague this planet has been through and wobn't be the last.
(YUes my sources of "news" comes from various weather sources,
nasa.gov, the geological survey,
The last time I checked doctors job is to partake in law enforcemnt ,
not partake in law enforcement, and don't know any laws which state
that it is the duty of police to take on roles as medical personel (earthquakes/tornados/hurricanes)
Hmm, extortion? :Dhospital beds in 34 facilities in question.Hmm, not good, we need beds. :/
Has to have American companies showing them how it's done.
their rocks off by being stupid. Am almost tempted to start a coughinMost people I associate with are sensible. Had a training session, 3 of us ended up there together, and we spread out across the widht of the track (8 lanes!) when "together", and during much of the workout, we
were separated by significantly different pace.
One issue you forgot...if I'm too tired...how's that hand going to ge the job done? Guess it's smart enough to disconnect itself to get it done. ;DHmm, if one is in that state, is there such a thing as "too tired"
(other than simply falling asleep in the middle of proceedings ;) )?
On 03-30-20 00:12, Phoobar wrote to Vk3jed <=-
Hmm, extortion? :D
You're learning how Americans do things. ;)
their rocks off by being stupid. Am almost tempted to start a coughinMost people I associate with are sensible. Had a training session, 3 of us ended up there together, and we spread out across the widht of the track (8 lanes!) when "together", and during much of the workout, we
were separated by significantly different pace.
Very good! I applaud all of your intelligence.
One issue you forgot...if I'm too tired...how's that hand going to ge the job done? Guess it's smart enough to disconnect itself to get it done. ;DHmm, if one is in that state, is there such a thing as "too tired"
(other than simply falling asleep in the middle of proceedings ;) )?
As my lawyer has advised me...I refuse to answer your question on the grounds I will not incriminate myself. ;D
Hmm, extortion? :DHaha I watch enough Hollywood movies. :D :P
You're learning how Americans do things. ;)
track (8 lanes!) when "together", and during much of the workout, we were separated by significantly different pace.Yeah, it's not exactly rocket science. ;)
Very good! I applaud all of your intelligence.
As my lawyer has advised me...I refuse to answer your question on the grounds I will not incriminate myself. ;DWell, in that case, I'll just fill in the blanks with whatever would be most incriminating to you. ;P
On 03-30-20 15:50, Phoobar wrote to Vk3jed <=-
Hmm, extortion? :DHaha I watch enough Hollywood movies. :D :P
You're learning how Americans do things. ;)
Watch Wall Street I to learn more. Almost 30 years old...but just like
it was done yesterday.
Yeah, it's not exactly rocket science. ;)
Hope you're talking about Aussies...since way too many Americans who
don't understand basic science or commands to keep themselves well need
to be sent into orbit with that science.
Well, in that case, I'll just fill in the blanks with whatever would be most incriminating to you. ;P
Have never eaten a meal in bed with a lady...except for strawberries & such. Haven't tried to wash my dishes in the shower to save water. On
the other hand...have always wanted to celebrate Festivus.
Watch Wall Street I to learn more. Almost 30 years old...but just lik it was done yesterday.Something never change, though the way the stock market over there seems to work, it should be relocated from Wall St to Vegas, with all the other gambling. ;)
Have never eaten a meal in bed with a lady...except for strawberries such. Haven't tried to wash my dishes in the shower to save water. On the other hand...have always wanted to celebrate Festivus.I'm sure there's still a lot of room to make up juicy gossip. ;)
On 04-01-20 18:50, Phoobar wrote to Vk3jed <=-
Used to work in gaming. Want to win...play poker or no machine less
than $1.00 US. Most people don't understand the odds are better on the bigger the denomination you use. On the other hand...want to waste
time/money...play those 1 cent-25 cent machines. Used to date a lady
who showed me how to play video poker...but today after 20 years...can lose my money with the best of them.
I'm sure there's still a lot of room to make up juicy gossip. ;)
As long as you're the Master of Your Own Domain...shouldn't be too bad.
All I did on one of those was blow $10 when I was in Vegas. :P I'm not one for gambling, but it did feel rather odd not doing it in Vegas - as they say - "When in Rome...". ;)
On 04-02-20 01:22, ryan wrote to Vk3jed <=-
The most I won in Vegas was at the airport lol. There was thunder and lightning outside, and we just got off our plane, but they couldn't
pull the luggage until the storm cleared, so we all had like an extra
hour in the airport. I hit like a $900 jackpot at a slot machine.
I blew it all later that day, but still...
Quoting ryan to Vk3jed <=-
The most I won in Vegas was at the airport lol. There was thunder and lightning outside, and we just got off our plane, but they couldn't
pull the luggage until the storm cleared, so we all had like an extra
hour in the airport. I hit like a $900 jackpot at a slot machine.
Haha should have quit while you were ahead. :P
I went to one of those big novility machines, $5 for one line. Threw
my $5 in pulled the handle and won $1150. After security paid me I
found Andrea and we left. LOL Free vacation!
Andrea and I were on a mini vacation in Niagara Falls a few years back
and being very early morning people we were awake at 3am. We decided
to walk to the casino and donate some money to them while we waited
for the restaurant we like to open for breakfast.
I went to one of those big novility machines, $5 for one line. Threw
my $5 in pulled the handle and won $1150. After security paid me I
found Andrea and we left. LOL Free vacation!
than $1.00 US. Most people don't understand the odds are better on th bigger the denomination you use. On the other hand...want to wasteAll I did on one of those was blow $10 when I was in Vegas. :P I'm not one for gambling, but it did feel rather odd not doing it in Vegas - as they say - "When in Rome...". ;)
On 04-02-20 07:55, ryan wrote to Vk3jed <=-
Haha should have quit while you were ahead. :P
Psh, I don't go to Vegas to win, I go to blow money needlessly!
On 04-02-20 13:21, Tiny wrote to ryan <=-
I went to one of those big novility machines, $5 for one line. Threw
my $5 in pulled the handle and won $1150. After security paid me I
found Andrea and we left. LOL Free vacation!
You obviously earn too much of it. :P I only went to Vegas for a conference (and to look around). :)
ryan wrote to Vk3jed <=-
The most I won in Vegas was at the airport lol. There was thunder and lightning outside, and we just got off our plane, but they couldn't
pull the luggage until the storm cleared, so we all had like an extra
hour in the airport. I hit like a $900 jackpot at a slot machine.
Vk3jed wrote to ryan <=-
On 04-02-20 01:22, ryan wrote to Vk3jed <=-
I blew it all later that day, but still...
Haha should have quit while you were ahead. :P
ryan wrote to Vk3jed <=-
Psh, I don't go to Vegas to win, I go to blow money needlessly!
Making the slot machines lose a few more in jackpots to would be
flippin' genius. Pay out a little on the jetway, get the gamblers all fired up, then fleece'm in the casinos.
If you're going to be a bear, be a grizzly bear.
On 04-03-20 01:56, ryan wrote to Vk3jed <=-
You obviously earn too much of it. :P I only went to Vegas for a conference (and to look around). :)
Ah, yes, world class strip clubs, no need to talk in code around here
;)
On 04-02-20 09:14, poindexter FORTRAN wrote to Vk3jed <=-
Haha should have quit while you were ahead. :P
I treat it as an hourly entertainment expense, and don't lose more than I'd pay for a nice meal somewhere -- then hit the $6.95 prime rib
buffet and call it even.
Conversely, if you're going to fight a bear, fight a koala bear.
On 04-04-20 09:27, alterego wrote to ryan <=-
Re: Re: Australian Moronosphere
By: ryan to poindexter FORTRAN on Fri Apr 03 2020 12:01 pm
Conversely, if you're going to fight a bear, fight a koala bear.
What's a koala bear? Only ever heard of Koalas...?
I treat it as an hourly entertainment expense, and don't lose more than I'd pay for a nice meal somewhere -- then hit the $6.95 prime rib buffet and call it even.
If you're going to be a bear, be a grizzly bear.Conversely, if you're going to fight a bear, fight a koala bear.
What's a koala bear? Only ever heard of Koalas...? ...deon
a month I could make enough to eat at a buffet & take in a movie
at the cinema in one of the casinos. $10-15 would go further those
days.
What's a koala bear? Only ever heard of Koalas...? ...deon
A Koala bear can bear a lot more than a Grizzly one ;)
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