• Happiness is....

    From MATT MUNSON@21:4/108 to All on Tuesday, August 31, 2021 17:05:20
    Being on hold for a hour waiting for an Unemployment Claims specialist.

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  • From Avon@21:1/101 to MATT MUNSON on Wednesday, September 01, 2021 13:00:31
    On 31 Aug 2021 at 05:05p, MATT MUNSON pondered and said...

    Being on hold for a hour waiting for an Unemployment Claims specialist.

    said no one ever right?

    Yeah being on hold barks...

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  • From MATT MUNSON@21:4/108 to Avon on Tuesday, August 31, 2021 22:52:40
    Avon wrote to MATT MUNSON <=-

    On 31 Aug 2021 at 05:05p, MATT MUNSON pondered and said...

    Being on hold for a hour waiting for an Unemployment Claims specialist.

    said no one ever right?

    Yeah being on hold barks...

    I was on hold for 2 hours 17 minutes. I was lucky resolution happened.



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  • From Avon@21:1/100 to MATT MUNSON on Thursday, September 02, 2021 12:18:16
    Hi MATT,


    I was on hold for 2 hours 17 minutes. I was lucky resolution happened.

    How many times can you handle hearing the same 12 songs eh? ;-)

    Best, Paul.

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  • From MATT MUNSON@21:4/108 to Avon on Wednesday, September 01, 2021 18:18:58
    Avon wrote to MATT MUNSON <=-

    Hi MATT,


    I was on hold for 2 hours 17 minutes. I was lucky resolution happened.

    How many times can you handle hearing the same 12 songs eh? ;-)
    It was one song with 2-3 messages rotated like please don't hang up.


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  • From Avon@21:1/101 to MATT MUNSON on Thursday, September 02, 2021 14:44:33
    On 01 Sep 2021 at 06:18p, MATT MUNSON pondered and said...

    It was one song with 2-3 messages rotated like please don't hang up.

    Even worse.

    I recall once I did a voicework job for a Taxi company, I had to say those 'please hold for a operator' style messages etc and then played some pre-recorded phone ringing sounds.. etc.

    Jump forward about a month later, I was out late, had been drinking and
    needed a Taxi home. I called the number only to hear myself saying 'please
    wait etc.' ring ring, ring ring... :)

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  • From gcubebuddy@21:4/129 to MATT MUNSON on Thursday, September 02, 2021 07:07:51
    Being on hold for a hour waiting for an Unemployment Claims specialist.

    ugh ya i know what is like. sorry man i feel your pain. dont worry though, things will start looking up eventually.

    Thanks
    - Gamecube Buddy

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  • From gcubebuddy@21:4/129 to Avon on Thursday, September 02, 2021 07:39:30
    I recall once I did a voicework job for a Taxi company, I had to say
    those 'please hold for a operator' style messages etc and then played
    some pre-recorded phone ringing sounds.. etc.
    Jump forward about a month later, I was out late, had been drinking and needed a Taxi home. I called the number only to hear myself saying
    'please wait etc.' ring ring, ring ring... :)

    haha now thats too funny.

    Thanks
    - Gamecube Buddy

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  • From poindexter FORTRAN@21:4/122 to Avon on Thursday, September 02, 2021 06:49:00
    Avon wrote to MATT MUNSON <=-

    I was on hold for 2 hours 17 minutes. I was lucky resolution happened.

    How many times can you handle hearing the same 12 songs eh? ;-)

    I once worked in telecom, and we used a discman for our music on hold. Realized that after a power outage it'd gotten bumped and the "repeat"
    button was pressed. It played the same song over and over again for about 3 weeks.

    Another friend of mine worked in IT and used to find great odd CDs for music on hold. One that I loved was Devo's "Easy Listening Disc". It was the band playing their hits -- as elevator music. You could still recognize the
    twangy guitar, but your brain had a hard time connecting the tune you're listening to to "Jocko Homo", or "Whip It".


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  • From poindexter FORTRAN@21:4/122 to MATT MUNSON on Thursday, September 02, 2021 06:50:00
    MATT MUNSON wrote to Avon <=-

    How many times can you handle hearing the same 12 songs eh? ;-)
    It was one song with 2-3 messages rotated like please don't hang up.

    The Dirty Dark Secret of Telecom was that a lot of ACD (Automated Call Distribution) systems, when you left the MOH (music on hold) route for the
    RAN (Recorded Announcement) route, you lost your place in line - but so did everyone else...

    So, it was like shuffling the queue order every 90 seconds.




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  • From poindexter FORTRAN@21:4/122 to Avon on Thursday, September 02, 2021 07:01:00
    Avon wrote to MATT MUNSON <=-

    I recall once I did a voicework job for a Taxi company, I had to say
    those 'please hold for a operator' style messages etc and then played
    some pre-recorded phone ringing sounds.. etc.

    Back in 1994, my company bought an IVR (Interactive Voice Response) system
    for customer service and tech support. The call trees either ended on
    recorded messages explaining how to resolve issues or a faxback system.

    My boss spent the weekend recording the thing, and you'd hear one of the prompts he'd recorded on Saturday morning, followed by a prompt recorded on Sunday afternoon, after he'd recorded hundreds of prompts.

    The difference in his voice between prompts recorded at the beginning and
    the end was striking.

    We bought him a little jar of cough drops for his desk. :)


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  • From Warpslide@21:3/110 to poindexter FORTRAN on Thursday, September 02, 2021 12:19:49
    On 02 Sep 2021, poindexter FORTRAN said the following...

    was the band playing their hits -- as elevator music. You could still recognize the twangy guitar, but your brain had a hard time connecting the tune you're listening to to "Jocko Homo", or "Whip It".

    That was me at the dentist this morning. They have a TV mounted in every room and usually they have it on the news or some morning type show. But this time they just had it on one of those cable TV music stations.

    I was in the chair getting my teeth cleaned and this muzak/elevator music type song is playing. My mind knew the song, but I couldn't place it because it was just so... muzak-y. At one point the hygienist took her hands out of my mouth and I took that opportunity to glance at the screen, it was Believer by Imagine Dragons!

    A few others played after that, some were easy to get (wind beneath my wings) while others I didn't know the song or didn't care to look at the title. But Imagine Dragons was probably the strangest one to play while I was in the chair.


    Jay

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  • From Avon@21:1/101 to gcubebuddy on Friday, September 03, 2021 11:43:29
    On 02 Sep 2021 at 07:39a, gcubebuddy pondered and said...

    haha now thats too funny.

    Yeah I could tell myself 'yeah right, priority caller heh'

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  • From Adept@21:2/108 to Warpslide on Friday, September 03, 2021 03:23:46
    it because it was just so... muzak-y. At one point the hygienist took
    her hands out of my mouth and I took that opportunity to glance at the screen, it was Believer by Imagine Dragons!

    I find the commercial path of that song to be amazing.

    It's a song that sing-shouts "pain!", and it gets used in multiple advertisements, where, through complete coincidence, that part of the lyrics
    is entirely left out.

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  • From Avon@21:1/101 to poindexter FORTRAN on Saturday, September 04, 2021 20:45:26
    On 02 Sep 2021 at 06:49a, poindexter FORTRAN pondered and said...

    I once worked in telecom, and we used a discman for our music on hold. Realized that after a power outage it'd gotten bumped and the "repeat" button was pressed. It played the same song over and over again for
    about 3 weeks.

    Lordy I'd be a basket case if I had only the one tune to listen too.

    Reminds me of a time I was listening to the radio during breakfast and the DJ played U2 Desire... and played it all morning and only, even putting callers
    to air asking for him to stop and only for him to say thanks for calling and here's U2 and Desire...

    It was his last day on air that day. I think he had had a beef with
    management and boy did it show that morning :)

    Another friend of mine worked in IT and used to find great odd CDs for music on hold. One that I loved was Devo's "Easy Listening Disc". It was the band playing their hits -- as elevator music. You could still recognize the twangy guitar, but your brain had a hard time connecting
    the tune you're listening to to "Jocko Homo", or "Whip It".

    To think there was/is such a thing :) I'd say it would fetch a pretty penny
    at some retro auction now :)

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  • From Avon@21:1/101 to poindexter FORTRAN on Saturday, September 04, 2021 20:48:15
    On 02 Sep 2021 at 07:01a, poindexter FORTRAN pondered and said...

    My boss spent the weekend recording the thing, and you'd hear one of the prompts he'd recorded on Saturday morning, followed by a prompt recorded on Sunday afternoon, after he'd recorded hundreds of prompts.

    The difference in his voice between prompts recorded at the beginning
    and the end was striking.

    We bought him a little jar of cough drops for his desk. :)

    This I know all to well from first hand experience. While working as a radio announcer in the 1990s I was approached to do part time work for a company called Talking Technologies that offered businesses early forms of computer assisted voice mail boxes for their telephone lines.

    I became the guy recording all the prompts and the custom stuff that the
    firms wanted to play to incoming customers.. It was an interesting sideline
    but I am glad I stuck to my day er... night time announcing job :)

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  • From N1uro@21:4/107 to Avon on Saturday, September 04, 2021 10:04:00
    Hey Avon;

    Avon wrote to poindexter FORTRAN <=-

    Reminds me of a time I was listening to the radio during breakfast and
    the DJ played U2 Desire... and played it all morning and only, even putting callers to air asking for him to stop and only for him to say thanks for calling and here's U2 and Desire...

    It was his last day on air that day. I think he had had a beef with management and boy did it show that morning :)

    That sounds like what Howard Stern did here in Hartford at WCCC back in
    the 1960s when he wanted out of his contract <G> A segment of that event
    made it into his movie... if you ever saw it.

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  • From Oli@21:3/102 to Avon on Wednesday, September 15, 2021 08:09:33
    Avon wrote (2021-09-04):


    Another friend of mine worked in IT and used to find great odd CDs
    for music on hold. One that I loved was Devo's "Easy Listening
    Disc". It was the band playing their hits -- as elevator music. You
    could still recognize the twangy guitar, but your brain had a hard
    time connecting the tune you're listening to to "Jocko Homo", or
    "Whip It".

    To think there was/is such a thing :) I'd say it would fetch a pretty
    penny at some retro auction now :)

    It was re-released in 2016:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E-Z_Listening_Disc

    Even more retro: "E-Z Listening Muzak Cassettes" Volume 1 and 2 (same songs - different format).

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