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The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his
numbers.

"Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me."

"Good. What comes after three."

"Four," answers the boy.

"What comes after six?"

"Seven."

"Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a
good job. What comes after ten?"

"A jack," says lil' Johnny

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A frog goes into a bank, and hops up on the desk
of the loan officer. "Hi," he croaks. "What's your
name?"

The loan officer says, "My name is John Paddywack.
May I help you?"

"Yeah," says the frog. "I'd like to borrow some
money."

The loan officer finds this a little odd, but gets
out a form. "Okay, what's your name?"

The frog replies, "Kermit Jagger."

"Really?" says the loan officer. "Any relation to
Mick Jagger?"

"Yeah, he's my dad."

"Hmmm," says the loan officer. "Do you have any
collateral?"

The frog hands over a pink ceramic elephant and
asks, "Will this do?"

The loan officer says, "Um, I'm not sure. Let me
go check with the bank manager."

"Oh, tell him I said hi," adds the frog. "He knows
me."

The loan officer goes back to the manager and
says, "Excuse me, sir, but there's a frog out
there named Kermit Jagger who wants to borrow
some money. All he has for collateral is this
pink elephant thing; I'm not even sure what it
is."

The manager says: "It's a knick-knack, Paddywack,
give the frog a loan; his old man's a Rolling
Stone."

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Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Convex.

Convex who?

Convex go to prison!

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A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship
landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of
the spaceship and started to pump gas into it. The
woman noticed the letters 'U.F.O.' printed on the
side of the ship. She turned to the alien and
asked "Does U.F.O. stand for Unidentified Flying
Object?"

The alien answered, "No, it stands for Unleaded
Fuel Only!"

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On a recent vacation at a resort with my in-laws,
we planned to spend an afternoon at the pool with
our kids. We wanted to bring our own drinks, but
were unsure of the hotel's policy. My brother-in-
law called the front desk, and assuming everyone
was familiar with the brand of ice chest he had,
asked if it was all right if he brought a Playmate
to the pool. After a pause the clerk asked, "Does
she have her own towel?"

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So a guy calls into work and says, "I can't come
in today, I'm seeing spots."

"Have you seen a doctor?"

"No, just the spots."

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Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and
6 in the other hand, what do I have?"

Student: "A drinking problem."

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Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

A: It's okay. He woke up.

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Man to his wife: "Do you know what our 6 year old
son wants to be once he's big?"

Wife: "No."

Man: "A garbage man. And you know why?"

Wife: "No, why?"

Man: "Because he thinks they only work on
Tuesdays."

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A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have
just lost their bull. The women need to buy
another, but only have $500. The redhead tells
the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I
can find one for under that amount. If I can, I
will send you a telegram."

She goes to the market and finds one for $499.
Having only one dollar left, she goes to the
telegraph office and finds out that it costs one
dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell
the blonde to bring the truck and trailer.
Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send
the word "comfortable."

Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know
to come with the trailer from just that word?"

The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads
slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"

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A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when
three Hell's Angels' bikers walked in. The first
walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette
into the old man's pie and then took a seat at the
counter.

The second walked up to the old man, spat into the
old man's milk and then he too took a seat at the
counter.

The third walked up to the old man, turned over
the old man's plate, and then he took a seat at
the counter.

Without a word of protest, the old man quietly
left the diner.

Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the
waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?"

The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver
either, he just backed his big-rig over three
motorcycles."

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Just found the worst page
in the entire dictionary.

What I saw was disgraceful,
disgusting, dishonest,
and disingenuous.

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A proud and confident genius makes a bet with an
idiot. The genius says, "Hey idiot, every question
I ask you that you don't know the answer, you have
to give me $5. And if you ask me a question and I
can't answer yours I will give you $5,000."

The idiot says, "Okay." The genius then asks,
"How many continents are there in the world?"

The idiot doesn't know and hands over the $5.

The idiot says, "Now me ask: what animal stands
with two legs but sleeps with three?"

The genius tries and searches very hard for the
answer but gives up and hands over the $5000. The
genius says, "Dang it, I lost. By the way, what
was the answer to your question?"

The idiot hands over $5.

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Q: What's the best thing about Switzerland?

A: I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

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"Please, ma'am! How do you spell ichael?"

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean
Michael?" she asked.

"No, ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

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My computer made a funny sound the other day.

Of course, I've never heard it get thrown out a
window before.

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Two deaf men were talking on their coffee break
about being out late the night before.

The first man signed to his friend, "My wife was
asleep when I got home, so I was able to sneak
into bed, and not get into trouble."

The second deaf man signed back, "Boy you're
lucky. My wife was wide awake, waiting for me in
bed, and she started swearing at me and giving me
hell for being out so late."

The first deaf man asked, "So, what did you do?"

The second man replied, "I turned out the light."

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In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a
note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one.
God is watching."

Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A
little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want.
God is watching the apples."

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Phlebotomist:
I'm here to draw some blood.

Patient:
But I just received blood yesterday.

Phlebotomist:
You didn't think you'd get to keep it, did you?

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The James Bond film Spectre opens in November.
Writer Peter Anspach explains how he'd improve his
odds if he were a film villain.

I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger
who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil
I am. Good messengers are hard to come by.

My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered
when not in use. Also, I will not construct
walkways above them.

If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in
his goblet, then have to leave the table for any
reason, I will order new drinks for both of us
instead of trying to decide whether to switch with
him.

My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl
through.

When I've captured my adversary and he says,
"Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell
me what this is all about?" I'll say no and finish
him off.

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As soon as the hospital made me put on one of
those little gowns,
I knew the end was in sight.

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Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

It was in tents.

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An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new
bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog
that could actually walk on water to retrieve a
duck.

Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his
friends would ever believe him. He decided to try
to break the news to a friend of his, the eternal
pessimist who refused to be impressed with
anything. This, surely, would impress him. He
invited him to hunt with him and his new dog.

As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew
by. they fired, and a duck fell. The dog responded
and jumped into the water. The dog, however, did
not sink but instead walked across the water to
retrieve the bird, never getting more than his
paws wet. This continued all day long; each time a
duck fell, the dog walked across the surface of
the water to retrieve it. The pessimist watched
carefully, saw everything, but did not say a
single word.

On the drive home the hunter asked his friend,
"Did you notice anything unusual about my new
dog?"

"I sure did," responded the pessimist. "He can't
swim."

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An investment banker decides she needs in-house
counsel, so she interviews a young lawyer.

"Mr. Peterson," she says.
"Would you say you're honest?"

"Honest?" replies Peterson. "Let me tell you
something about honesty. My father lent me $85,000
for my education, and I paid back every penny the
minute I tried my first case."

"Impressive. And what sort of case was that?"

"Dad sued me for the money."

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School Doctor: Have you ever had trouble with
appendicitis?

Fred: Only when I tried to spell it.

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"You need to be careful when writing comments,"
our principal told the faculty. He held a report
card for a Susan Crabbe. A colleague had written,
"Susan is beginning to come out of her shell."

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Canada wants us to remember that it, too, is part
of North America. So The Week asked its readers
to come up with an eye-catching slogan for our
neighbor to the north.

Canada: Where Your Cold Front Begins

Canada: It's Not Just for Draft Dodgers Anymore

Canada: Land of Cheaper Drugs

Canada: Where Winter Spends the Summer

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`Where is everybody?" the cowpoke asks.

"They've all gone to see Brown Paper Pete hang,"
says a bystander.

"Why do they call him that?" the cowboy asks.

"Well, he always wears a brown paper hat, a brown
paper shirt, and brown paper trousers."

"Really?" says the cowboy. "And what are they
hanging him for?"

"Rustling."

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Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the
bartender. "Pour me a stiff one - just had another
fight with the little woman."

"Oh yeah?" said Charlie "And how did this one
end?"

"When it was over," Mike replied, "she came to me
on her hands and knees."

"Really," said Charles, "now that's a switch! What
did she say?"

"She said, 'Come out from under the bed, you
little chicken.'"

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A man goes to the doctor complaining about stomach
problems. The doctor asks him what he's been
eating.

"I only eat pool balls," he says. "Red ones for
breakfast, yellow and orange ones for lunch, blue
for afternoon snacks, and purple and black for
dinner."

"I see the problem," says the doctor. "You're not
getting enough greens."

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Whoever invented knock knock jokes
should get a no bell prize.

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How many firemen does it take to change a light
bulb?

Four -
three to cut a hole in the roof
and one to change the bulb.

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Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

A little old lady.

A little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!

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A man won an $8,000 settlement from Disneyland
after he got stuck on the It's a Small World ride.
He said he'll use the money to cut out the part of
his brain that won't stop playing
"It's a Small World After All."

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Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows 95

Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical
shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating
system originally coded for a 4 bit
microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that
can't stand 1 bit of competition.

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A man was driving a black truck. His lights were
not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing
the street. How did the man see her?

It was a bright, sunny day.

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Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered
his parents, Al and Elaine, for days. Finally
Elaine talked Jordan's reluctant father into
taking him.

And so Jordan and Al got into the car and left.

"So how was it?" Elaine asked when they returned
home.

"Great," Little Jordan replied.

"Did you and your father have a good time?" asked
Elaine.

"Yeah, Daddy especially liked it," exclaimed
Jordan, excitedly, "especially when one of the
animals came racing home at 30 to 1!

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Man: "How old is your father?"

Boy: "As old as me."

Man: "How can that be?"

Boy: "He became a father only when I was born."

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A programmer's wife sends him to the grocery store
with the instructions, "get a loaf of bread, and
if they have eggs, get a dozen."

He comes home with a dozen loaves of bread and
tells her, "they had eggs."

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Understanding the Signs

Over the years, my husband and I have usually
managed to decode the cute but confusing gender
signs sometimes put on restaurants' restroom doors
(Buoys and Gulls, Laddies and Lassies, etc.), but
every so often we get stumped.

Recently my husband Dave wandered off in search of
the men's room and found himself confronted by two
marked doors. One was labeled "Bronco," and the
other was designated "Cactus." Completely baffled,
he stopped a restaurant employee passing by.

"Excuse me; I need to use the restroom," Dave
said. Gesturing toward the doors, he asked, "Which
one should I use?"

"Actually, we would prefer you to go there," the
employee said, pointing to a door down the hall
marked "Men."

"Bronco and Cactus are private dining rooms."

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Brunette: "Where were you born?"

Blonde: "The United States."

Brunette: "Which part?"

Blonde: "My whole body."

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I tried to explain to a client why I couldn't help
him with a project that was written in a program
code that I didn't know.

"Let's say you're asking me to write something in
a specific language. Now, I'm fluent in English
and Spanish, but your project is in Chinese. Since
I don't understand Chinese, I'm not your best
option. You need someone who is fluent in this
specific language. See?"

He said he did and thanked me.

The next morning, I got a call from another
developer asking, "Why is So-and-So asking us if
we're fluent in Chinese?"

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How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

With their eyes shut.

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During a recent password audit, our I.T.
discovered a blonde was using the following
password:

MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento

When they asked why such a long password, she said
she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters
long and include at least one capital.

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A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped
by one of the cages

"An' whut animal would that be?" he asked the
keeper.

"Thats a moose from Canada", came the reply.

"A moose!!", exclaimed the Scotsman. "Hoots, mon,
if that's a moose then they must ha' rats the size
of elephants over there!"

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You have just received the "Kentucky Virus"!!!

As we ain't got no programin' experience, this
here Virus works on the honor system. Please
delete all the files on your hard drive, and
manually forward this virus to everyone on your
mailing list.

Thanks for your cooperation.

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One night, Pinnochio's girlfriend says to him,
"This stinks. Every time we make love I get
splinters."

So Pinnochio goes to Gepetto to ask his advice.
Gepetto says, "Sandpaper, my boy, that's all you
need."

A few days later Gepetto runs into Pinnochio and
says, "So how are you doing with the girls now?"

Pinnochio says, "Who needs girls?"

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First witch: Here's a banana if you can spell it.

Second witch: I can spell banana. I just don't
know when to stop.

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When a soldier came to the clinic where I work for
an MRI, he was put into the machine by an
attractive, young technician. Sometime later, when
the examination was over, he was helped out of the
machine by a far older woman. The soldier
remarked, "How long was I in there for?"

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A young boy is pulling his wagon up a hill when
one of the back wheels falls off and rolls down
the hill.

The young boy says, "I'll be darned."

A local pastor heard him and said, "You should not
say that. Next time your wheel falls off say,
'Praise the Lord.'"

So the next day the young boy is pulling his wagon
up the hill and the wheel falls off and rolls down
the hill. The young boy says, "Praise the Lord."

The wheel stops rolling, turns around, rolls back
up the hill and puts itself back on the wagon.

The young boy being very surprised by this
exclaims, "I'll be darned!"

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A dog walks into a Saloon, with a bandage on his
leg. He stops and announces...

"I'm looking for guy who shot my paw!"

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You're a dumb criminal if ...

... You believe flattery will get you anywhere.
Adan Juarez Ramirez had it all figured out-he
could be a cop without having to take the boring
test. But he was arrested in Grapevine, Texas,
after pulling over a driver in his pickup truck,
outfitted with flashing lights. He even had an ID
badge, which he'd made by blacking out a
restaurant gift card and etching in the word
"POLICE." However, he'd kept the restaurant's
logo, a jalapeno pepper surrounded by the words
"Chipotle Mexican Grill."

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Recently a routine police patrol was parked
outside a bar in the Outback.

After last call, the officer noticed a man
leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he
could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few
minutes, with the officer quietly observing.

After what seemed an eternity, in which he tried
his keys on five different vehicles, the man
managed to find his car and fall into it.

He sat there for a few minutes as a number of
other patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on
and off; it was a fine, dry summer night, flicked
the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked
the horn and then switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few inches,
reversed a little, and then remained still for a
few more minutes as some more of the other
patrons' vehicles left.

At last, when his was the only car left in the
parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down
the road.

The police officer, having waited patiently all
this time, now started up his patrol car, put on
the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man
over and administered a breathalyser test.

To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no
evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at
all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask
you to accompany me to the police station. This
breathalyser equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the truly proud Redneck.
"Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

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When an ape visits his tailor, what kind of a suit
does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

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A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was
always late for work. When confronted by his boss
the man explained: "You can't park anywhere near
this place!"

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Caller: Finally! I got through! I've been trying
to call the zoo for hours!

Zookeeper: Yes, all our lions were busy!

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You're a dumb criminal if ...

... You love too much. Maybe Stephfon Bennett
should try online dating. After he and two
accomplices allegedly mugged a couple in Columbus,
Ohio, police say he found the woman's ID in her
purse, then showed up at her door with a simple
proposal: How about a date? Since a girl likes to
play hard to get, she called the cops, who
arrested Bennett outside her home.

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Did your wife recover from her operation?

Not yet, she's still talking about it.

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A panda walks into a bar, sits down and order a
sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun
and shoots the waiter dead.

As the panda stands up to go, the bartender
shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot
my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

The panda yells back at the bartender, "Hey man,
I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"

The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the
following definition for Panda: "A tree dwelling
marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by
distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots
and leaves."

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Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Sam and Janet

Sam and Janet who?

Samenjanet Evening.

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Q: How many seconds are there in one year?

A: 12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March
2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd,
August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November
2nd, December 2nd.

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There was a beautiful young blonde who was going
to a soda machine and she arrived there just
before a business man coming to quench his thirst.
She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied
the machine a little, pushed a Diet Coke
selection, and out came a Diet Coke which she
placed on a counter by the machine.

Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out
a dollar and inserted it in the machine. Studying
the machine carefully, she pushed the button for
Coke Classic and out came a Coke Classic and 50
cents change.

She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in
the machine, studied it for a moment and pushed
the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mountain Dew.
As she was reaching into her purse again, the
business man who had been waiting patiently for
several minutes now spoke up.

"Excuse me Ms. but are you done yet?"

She looked at him and indignantly replied:
"Well Duhhh!, I'm still winning"

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There was an engineer, manager and programmer
driving down a steep mountain road. The brakes
failed and the car careened down the road out of
control.

Half way down the driver managed to stop the car
by running it against the embankment narrowing
avoiding going over a cliff.

They all got out, shaken by their narrow escape
from death, but otherwise unharmed.

The manager said "To fix this problem we need to
organize a committee, have meetings, and through a
process of continuous improvement, develop a
solution."

The engineer said "No that would take too long,
and besides that method never worked before. I
have my trusty pen knife here and will take apart
the brake system, isolate the problem and correct
it."

The programmer said "I think you're both wrong! I
think we should all push the car back up the hill
and see if it happens again."

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Pat was dying. His wife, Kristi, was maintaining a
candlelight vigil by his side. She held his
fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her
praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up
and his pale lips began to move slightly.
"My darling Kristi," he whispered.

"Hush, my love," she said."Rest. Shh, don't talk."

He was insistent. "Kristi," he said in his tired
voice."I..I Have something I must confess to you."

"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping
Kristi. "Everything's all right, go to sleep."

"No, no. I must die in peace, Kristi. I...I slept
with your sister, your best friend, her best
friend, and your mother!"

"I know," Kristi whispered softly.
"That's why I poisoned you."

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Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only
1 letter in it?

A: Envelope.

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Scene: A radio newsroom.

Caller: I just wanted to let
you know you're off the air.

Host: Yes, we know. The
engineers are working on it.

Caller: It would be nice if
you put something on the air
that says that.

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You're so bald, that when you wear a turtleneck,
you look like a stick of roll-on deodorant.

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A guy was invited to an old friends' home for
dinner.

His buddy preceded every request to his wife by
endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love,
Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.

The guy was impressed since he knew the couple had
been married almost 70 years, and while the wife
was off in the kitchen he said to his buddy, "I
think it's wonderful that after all the years
you've been married, you still call your wife
those pet names."

His buddy hung his head. "To tell you the truth, I
forgot her name about ten years ago."

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see
who's best at his job. So they each go into the
woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it.
Later they get together.

The priest begins: "When I found the bear, I read
to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with
holy water. Next week is his first communion."

"I found a bear by the stream," says the minister,
"and preached God's holy word. The bear was so
mesmerized that he let me baptize him."

They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on
a gurney in a body cast.

"Looking back," he says, "maybe I shouldn't have
started with the circumcision."

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I used to hate facial hair,
but then it grew on me.

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A blind man enters a Ladies bar by mistake. He
finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the
bartender: "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a
very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him
says: "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it
is just fair - giving that you are blind - that
you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 160 LB. blonde woman with a
black belt in Karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a
proffesional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a
proffesional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you
still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head
and declares: "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to
explain it five times".

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Why did your sister cut a hole in her new
umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when
it stopped raining.

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Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for
the ladies?

He used to keep it in his back pocket.

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I got another letter from this lawyer today.
It said "Final Notice".

Good that he will not bother me anymore.

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A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner
that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything.

The shop owner suggests a faithful dog.

The man replies, "Come on, a dog?"

The owner says, "How about a cat?"

The man replies, "No way! A cat certainly can't do
everything. I want a pet that can do everything!"

The shop owner thinks for a minute, then says,
"I've got it! A centipede!"

The man says, "A centipede? I can't imagine a
centipede doing everything, but okay. I'll try a
centipede."

He gets the centipede home and says to the
centipede, "Clean the kitchen."

Thirty minutes later, he walks into the kitchen
and. it's immaculate! All the dishes and
silverware have been washed, dried, and put away
the counter-tops cleaned the appliances sparkling
the floor waxed. He's absolutely amazed.

He says to the centipede, "Go clean the living
room."

Twenty minutes later, he walks into the living
room. The carpet has been vacuumed the furniture
cleaned and dusted the pillows on the sofa
plumped, plants watered. The man thinks to
himself, "This is the most amazing thing I've ever
seen. This really is a pet that can do
everything!"

Next he says to the centipede, "Run down to the
corner and get me a newspaper." The centipede
walks out the door.

Ten minutes later.no centipede.
Twenty minutes later. no centipede.
Thirty minutes later. no centipede.
By this point the man is wondering what's going
on. The centipede should have been back in a
couple of minutes.
Forty five minutes later. still no centipede!
He can't imagine what could have happened.
Did the centipede run away?
Did it get run over by a car?
Where is that centipede?

So he goes to the front door, opens it.and there's
the centipede sitting right outside.

The man says, "Hey! I sent you down to the corner
store 45 minutes ago to get me a newspaper. What's
the matter?!"

The centipede says, "I'm goin'! I'm goin'! I'm
just puttin' on my shoes!"

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Mr. Smith: "Doctor, you remember this
strengthening solution you prescribed me
yesterday?"

Doctor: "Yes, what's the matter?"

Mr. Smith: "I would like to use it but
I can't open the bottle!"

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The 21st century: Deleting history is more
important than making it.

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A helicopter loses power over a remote Scottish
island and makes an emergency landing. Luckily,
there's a cottage nearby, so the pilot knocks on
the door. "Is there a mechanic in the area?" he
asks the woman who answers.

She thinks for a minute. "No, but we do have a
McArdle and a McKay."

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I saw a documentary on how
ships are kept together;

It was riveting.

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A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana.
As they approached Natchitoches, they started
arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They
argued back and forth, then they stopped for
lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the
blonde waitress, "Before we order, could you
please settle an argument for us? Would you please
pronounce where we are very slowly?"

She leaned over the counter and said,
"Burrr-gerrr Kiiing."

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There are bats hanging off a branch upside down,
all except one.

Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one?

"I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal
and then he fainted."

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Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt!

Yes sir, thats because it was only ground
this morning.

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A student was heading home for the holidays. When
she got to the airline counter, she presented her
ticket to New York. As she gave the agent her
luggage, she made the remark, "I'd like you to
send my green suitcase to Hawaii, and my red
suitcase to London."

The confused agent said, "I'm sorry, we can't do
that."

"Really??? I am so relieved to hear you say that
because that's exactly what you did to my luggage
last year!"

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While standing watch in the Coast Guard station in
Juneau, Alaska, I got a call from the Navy in the
nearby city of Adak. They had lost contact with
one of their planes, and they needed the Coast
Guard to send an aircraft to go find it. I asked
the man where the Navy aircraft had last been
spotted so we would know where to search.

"I can't tell you," the Navy man said.
"That's classified."

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Great Book Titles

How to Feed Elephants by P. Nutts

Aches and Pains by Arthur Ritis

The Spicy Sausage by Delia Katessen

The Punished Schoolboy by Major Bumsaw

The Long Walk Home by Miss D. Buss

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The human cannonball tells the
circus owner he is going to retire.

"But you can't!" protests the boss.
"Where am I going to find another
man of your caliber?

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A recent scientific study showed that
out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94%
are too lazy to actually read that number.

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A lot of people cry when they cut an onion.

The trick is not to form an emotional bond.

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`How to make a million dollars:
First, get a million dollars.'
Steve Martin

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Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?
Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

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During that first roll call in the Army, I waited
in dread as the sergeant got to my name:
DiFeliciantonio. There was bound to be trouble,
and I was right, because suddenly, he fell silent-
eyebrows arched, brain overloaded. After a long
pause, he thundered, "The alphabet?!"

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JokeMaster wrote to All <=-

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A recent scientific study showed that
out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94%
are too lazy to actually read that number.

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Oh this was good. :-)




... I have a step ladder - I never knew my real ladder.
___ MultiMail/Mac v0.52

--- Mystic BBS/QWK v1.12 A45 2020/02/18 (Windows/32)
* Origin: ACME BBS-Bad 'ol puddy-tat! (21:2/147)

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Fred's class was taken to the Natural History
Museum in New York.

"Did you enjoy yourself?" asked her mother when
she got home.

"Oh, yes," replied Fred. "But it was funny going
to a dead zoo."

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A military base commander called to complain that
the weather-forecasting software our company
created for them kept reporting unexplainable wind
shifts.

"Do you know where the sensor is located?"
my coworker asked.

"Of course," he responded.
"It's where we park the helicopters."

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My ten-month-old was sitting in her high chair,
twisting and moving all over the place. My wife
said to me, "Straighten her up."

I looked at my daughter and said, "What are you
doing with your life? Do you want to be this way
forever? It's time to grow up."

My wife hasn't asked me to do anything since.

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Why do dolphins swim in salt water?

Because pepper water would make them sneeze.

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A young man hired by a supermarket reported for
his first day of work. The manager greeted him
with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a
broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep
out the store."

"But I'm a college graduate," the young man
replied indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the
manager. "Here, give me the broom - I'll show you
how."

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I think it's pretty cool how the Chinese made a
language entirely out of tattoos.

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Last night I dreamt I was a muffler,

I woke up exhausted.

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Q: Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

A: Because it's pointless!

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An American tourist in London decides to skip his
tour group and explore the city on his own. He
wanders around, seeing the sights, occasionally
stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local
culture, chat with the locals, and have a pint of
stout.

After a while, he finds himself in a very nice
neighborhood with big, stately residences...no
pubs, no stores, no restaurants, and worst of all
NO PUBLIC RESTROOMS.

He really, really has to go, after all those
Guinnesses. He finds a narrow side street, with
high walls surrounding the adjacent buildings and
decides to use the wall to solve his problem.

As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder
by a London police officer, who says, "I say, sir,
you simply cannot do that here, you know."

"I'm very sorry, officer," replies the American,
"but I really, really have to go, and I just can't
find a public restroom."

"Ah, yes," said the policeman..."Just follow me".
He leads the American to a back delivery alley to
a gate, which he opens.

"In there," points the policeman. "Go ahead sir,
anywhere you like."

The fellow enters and finds himself in the most
beautiful garden he has ever seen. Manicured grass
lawns, statuary, fountains, sculptured hedges, and
huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect
bloom.

Since he has the policeman's blessing, he relieves
himself and feels much more comfortable. As he
goes back through the gate, he says to the police
officer, "That was really decent of you... is that
what you call English hospitality?"

"No sir...", replied the police officer, "...that
is what we call the French Embassy."

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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

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Jill: How did you find the weather on your
vacation?

Bill: I just went outside and there it was!

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The military has a long, proud tradition of
pranking recruits. Here are some favorites from
rallypoint.com:

Instructed a private in the mess hall to look for
left-handed spatulas

Sent a recruit to medical-supplies office in
search of fallopian tubes

Had a new guy conduct a "boom test" on a howitzer
by yelling "Boom!" down the tube in order to
"calibrate" it

Ordered a private to bring back a five-gallon can
of dehydrated water
(in fact, the sergeant just wanted an empty water can)

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If six children and two dogs were under an
umbrella, how come none of them got wet?

Because it wasn't raining.

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A little old lady answered a knock on the door one
day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young
man carrying a vacuum cleaner. Good morning," said
the young man. "If I could take a couple of
minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate
the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.

"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any
money!" and she proceeded to close the door..

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in
the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too
hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen
my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a
bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces
of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I
will personally eat the remainder."

The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope
you've got a damned good appetite, because they
cut off my electricity this morning.."

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You're a dumb criminal if ...

... You can't let go of your friends. Two New
Zealand prisoners had the brilliant idea of
fleeing the courthouse while tethered together by
handcuffs. They might have escaped had a light
pole not gotten between them. Like a pair of
click-clacks, they slammed into each other and
were arrested trying to get back to their feet.

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"Waiter!" shouted the furious diner, "How dare you
serve me this! There's a TWIG in my soup!"

"My apologies," said the waiter. "I'll inform the
branch manager."

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Why did Arthur have a round table?

So no one could corner him!

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My husband's cousin married a former Marine who
now works for United Parcel Service. They bought
their four-year-old son two stuffed bears one in
a UPS uniform and the other in Marine garb. When
the boy seemed confused, his father brought out a
picture of himself in full Marine dress. "See,
Connor?" he explained, pointing to the photo and
then to the bear. "That's Daddy."

Connor's eyes went from one to the other, and then
he asked in a puzzled voice,
"You used to be a bear?"

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A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone
when a local police cruiser pulled her over and
walked up to the car. The police officer also
happened to be a blonde and she asked for the
blonde's driver's license.

The driver searched frantically in her purse for a
while and finally said to the blonde policewoman
"What does a driver's license look like?"
Irritated, the blonde cop said "You dummy, it's
got your picture on it!"

The blonde driver frantically searched her purse
again and found a small rectangular mirror down at
the bottom. She held it up to her face and said,
Aha! This must be my driver's license" and handed
it to the blonde policewoman.

The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it
back to the driver and said, "You're free to go.
And, if I had known you were a police officer too,
we could have avoided all this hassle.

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A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a
new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars,
but it's state of the art. It's perfect."

"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"

"Twelve thirty."

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If you ever get cold, just stand in
the corner of a room for a while.
They're normally around 90 degrees.

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New Math?

A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it
was his mission.

He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said,
"Now that's addition."

In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the
kisses back and said, "Now that's subtraction."

Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an
explanation.

And both together smiled and said, "That's
multiplication."

Then her Dad appeared upon the scene and made a
quick decision.

He kicked that boy three blocks away and said,
"That's long division!"

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A bus full of ugly people had a head on collision
with a truck. When they died, God granted all of
them one wish.

The first person said, "I want to be gorgeous."
God snapped his fingers and it happened.

The second person said the same thing and God did
the same thing.

This want on and on throughout the group.

God noticed the last man in line was laughing
hysterically.

By the time God got to the last ten people, the
last man was laughing and rolling on the ground.

When the man's turn came, he laughed and said,
"I wish they were all ugly again."

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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh
have in common?

They both have 'the' as their middle names.

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A hunter visited another hunter and was given a
tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion.
The visiting hunter asked, "When did you bag him?"

The host said, "that was three years ago, when I
went hunting with my wife."

"What's he stuffed with," asked the visiting
hunter.

"My wife."

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A customer was bothering the waiter in a
restaurant. First, he asked that the air
conditioning be turned up because he was too hot,
then he asked it be turned down cause he was too
cold, and so on for about half an hour.

Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he
walked back and forth and never once got angry. So
finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't
throw out the pest.

"Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter
with a smile. "We don't even have an air
conditioner."

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A blonde girl comes back from school one evening.
She runs to her mum and says: "Mummy today at
school we learned how to count. Well, all the
other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me:
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! It's good, innit?"

"Yes, darling, very good." Answers the mom.

"Is that because I'm blonde?" she asks.

"Yes, darling, it's because you're blonde."
The mom says.

Next day, the little girl comes back from school
and says: "Mummy, today at school we learnt the
alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as
D, but listen to me: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K! It's
good, innit?"

"Yes, darling, very good." Answers the mom.

"Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?" she asks.

"Yes, darling it's because you're blonde."
The mom says.

Next Day, she returns from school and cries:
"Mummy, today we went swimming. Well, all the
other girls have no breasts, but look at me!" She
proceeds to flash her impressive 36D at her mummy.

"Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?"

"No darling, it's because you're 25."

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I'm writing my book in fifth person, so every
sentence starts out with: "I heard from this guy
who told somebody ."

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Notice seen on the bulletin board of a Florida air
base: "The following enlisted men will pick up
their Good Conduct medals in the supply room this
afternoon. Failure to comply with this order will
result in disciplinary action."

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Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia?

Must have been a duck family.

A duck family?

Didn't you say there was a quack in it?

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There are over a million words in the English
language, but we can always use more. Here are
some that wordsmiths contributed to the
Merriam-Webster Open Dictionary website:

Epiphunny (noun): The moment of sudden
revelation when one gets the joke.

Nagivator (noun): A bossy person who rides
in the passenger seat and gives directions
to the driver.

Phooey Vuitton (noun): A sub- standard,
counterfeit Louis Vuitton product.

Wuzband (noun): A former husband.

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You're a dumb criminal if ...

... You're convinced the laws of physics don't
apply to you. Clive Halford thinks big! The
British career criminal stole a truck and loaded
it with 18 pallets of stolen nickel and copper
worth around $250,000. Yes, the haul was huge-too
huge. Cops arrested Halford after the truck's
suspension collapsed under the weight. Earlier,
Halford had stolen a car, overloaded it, and
broken its suspension too.

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Q: What computer sings the best?

A: A Dell.

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It only rains twice a year in Seattle:

August through April and May through July.

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Q: Why aren't dogs good dancers?

A: Because they have two left feet!

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A woman took her dog to the vet. She said, "I
think my dog is dead". The doctor laid the dog on
the table and reached down and took a cat out of a
box. The cat walked all over the dog and the dog
didn't move. "Yes, your dog is dead," says the
doctor.

"How much do I owe you?" the lady asks.

"$345," says the doctor.

"$345!!?" the lady asks.

"Yes. $45 for the office visit and $300 for the
cat scan."

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A gentleman was just out of surgery for a
appendicitus. His wife sat calmly beside him
holding his hand while she waited for him to wake
up. A few minutes later she looked over and his
eyes were fluttering. He opened them, looked
directly at her and said "Hi Beautiful" and went
back to sleep.

Well, a little startled and blushing, the wife
wondered what he was thinking as he hadn't said
anything that sweet to her in ages. A few minutes
later, his eyes opened again, and he looked over
and said, "Hi ya Cutie". then proceeded to fall
back to sleep.

Feeling a bit hurt with the downgrade from
beautiful to cutie, the wife patiently waited.
When he woke up again, she said, "Honey, why did
you downgrade me from Beautiful to Cutie just a
few minutes ago."

And without missing a beat, the husband looked at
her and said, "The drugs are wearing off."

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For everyone who has ever had an evaluation or
performance review just remember, it could have
been worse. These are actual quotes taken from
United States Federal Government employee
performance evaluations:

1. "Since my last report, this employee has
reached rock-bottom and has started to dig."

2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."

3. "This employee is really not so much of a
has-been, but more of definite won't be."

4. "Works well when under constant supervision and
cornered like a rat in a trap."

5. "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is
only to change feet."

7. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."

8. "He sets low personal standards and then
consistently fails to achieve them."

9. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere
of its idiot."

10. "This employee should go far, and the sooner
he starts, the better."

11. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic
thingy to hold it all together."

12. "A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an
ordinary ignoramus."

13. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."

14. "I would like to go hunting with him
sometime."

15. "He's been working with glue too much."

16. "He would argue with a signpost."

17. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the
room."

18. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."

19. "If you see two people talking and one looks
bored, he's the other one."

20. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover
glued on."

21. "A prime candidate for natural de-selection."

22. "Donated his brain to science before he was
done using it."

23. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but
the train isn't coming."

24. "He's got two brain cells, one is lost and the
other is out looking for it."

25. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be
watered twice a week."

26. "If you give him a penny for his thoughts,
you'd get change."

27. "If you stand close enough to him, you can
hear the ocean."

28. "It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000
other sperm."

29. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he
only gargled."

30. "Takes him 2 hours to watch '60-minutes'."

31. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."

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I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today.
That's 7 years in a row now.

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Q: Why was the blonde so happy after she finished
her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

A: Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

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There was this man who was in a horrible accident,
and was injured. But the only permanent damage he
suffered was the amputation of both of his ears.
As a result of this "unusual" handicap, he was
very self-conscious about his having no ears.
Because of the accident, he received a large sum
of money from the insurance company. It was always
his dream to own his own business, so he decided
with all this money he had, he now had the means
to own a business. So he went out and purchased a
small, but expanding computer firm. But he
realized that he had no business knowledge at all,
so he decided that he would have to hire someone
to run the business. He picked out three top
candidates, and interviewed each of them. The
first interview went really well. He really liked
this guy. His last question for this first
candidate was, "Do you notice anything unusual
about me?"

The guy said, "Now that you mention it, you have
no ears."

The man got really upset and threw the guy out.

The second interview went even better than the
first. This candidate was much better than the
first. Again, to conclude the interview, the man
asked the same question again, "Do you notice
anything unusual about me?"

This guy also noticed, "Yes, you have no ears."

The man was really upset again, and threw this
second candidate out.

Then he had the third interview. The third
candidate was even better than the second, the
best out of all of them. Almost certain that he
wanted to hire this guy, the man once again asked,
"Do you notice anything unusual about me?"

The guy replied "Yeah, you're wearing contact
lenses."

Surprised, the man then asked, "Wow! That's quite
perceptive of you! How could you tell?"

The guy burst out laughing and said, "Well, You
can't wear glasses if you don't have any ears!"

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I was talking on the phone with my son, who was
stationed in Hawaii with the Air Force. He was
explaining how the troops were learning to scuba-
dive. They used the buddy system, he said, and
occasionally dived into shark-infested waters.
Listening on the extension, my daughter asked,
"What do you do when you see a shark?"

Said my son, "Swim faster than my buddy."

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A man was driving and saw a truck stalled on the
side of the highway that had ten penguins standing
next to it. The man pulled over and asked the
truck driver if he needed any help.

The truck driver replied, "If you can take these
penguins to the zoo while I wait for AAA that will
be great!"

The man agreed and the penguins hopped into the
back of his car.

Two hours later, the trucker was back on the road
again and decided to check on the penguins. He
showed up at the zoo and they weren't there! He
headed back into his truck and started driving
around the town, looking for any sign of the
penguins, the man, or his car. While driving past
a movie theater, the truck driver spotted the guy
walking out with the ten penguins.

The truck driver yelled, "What are you doing? You
were supposed to take them to the zoo!"

The man replied, "I did and then I had some extra
money so I took them to go see a movie."

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Six Dumb Questions Real Lawyers Asked In Court

"How many times have you committed suicide?"

"Were you alone or by yourself?"

"Was it you or your brother who was killed?"

"Without saying anything, tell the jury what you
did next."

"Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"

"Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person
dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until
the next morning?"

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth?

A: A brick.

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Q: A juggler, a tightrope walker, and a clown were
lost in the jungle, when all of a sudden a lion
came out of nowhere and-OWP! ate the juggler and
the tightrope walker. Why didn't the lion eat the
clown?

A: Because it thought he would taste funny.

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Mother: Eat your bread.

Child: I don't like bread. Why do I have to eat
the bread.

Mother: So you become big and strong.

Child: Why do I have to become big and strong?

Mother: So you can provide the daily bread to your
family.

Child: But I don't like bread!

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Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

A: If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.

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What is Dracula's favorite fruit?

Neck-tarines.

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Reddit.com asked workers:
What is rule number one in your profession?
Here's what came back:

Plumber: "Don't chew your fingernails."
Roofer: "You are fired before you hit the ground."
Camp counselor: "Don't lose the kid."
Scuba diver: "If it moves, it wants to kill you."
Photographer: "Take the lens cap off."

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A customer walks into a restaurant and notices
large sign on the wall:

$500 IF WE FAIL TO FILL YOUR ORDER!

When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant dung
on rye.

She calmly writes down his order and walks into
the kitchen where all hell breaks loose!

The restaurant owner comes storming out of the
kitchen. He runs up to the customer's table, slaps
five $100 bills down on it and says,

"You got me that time buddy, but I want you to
know that's the first time in ten years we've been
out of rye bread!"

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Q. What did the fog say to the light rain after
her vacation?

A. I mist you.

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Q:What did the tornado say to the car?

A:You wanna go for a spin?

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Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-
fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on
business trips. Anticipating some valuable
testimonials, the publicity department of the
airline sent out letters to all the wives of
businessmen who used the special rates, asking how
they enjoyed their trip. Responses are still
pouring in asking, "What trip?"

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The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once
a woman began screaming. "You've got to help me!
There's a giant gray thing in my yard, and it's
pulling apples off the tree with its tail!"

"What's he doing with the apples?"
the sergeant asked.

"If I told you," the woman cried,
"you wouldn't believe me!"

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Waiter, there is a fly in my wine!

Well you did ask for something with
a little body in it!

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A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was
always late for work. When confronted by his
boss the man explained: "You can't park
anywhere near this place!"

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What was the first thing Queen Elizabeth did on
ascending to the throne?

Sat down.

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What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark.

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On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer
over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell
out of the car several miles back?"

To which the farmer replied:
"Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"

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Crazy Aunt Maud received a letter one morning, and
upon reading it burst into floods of tears.

"What's the matter?" asked her companion.

"Oh dear," sobbed Auntie, "It's my favorite
nephew. He's got three feet."

"Three feet?" exclaimed her friend. "Surely that's
not possible?"

"Well," said Auntie, "his mother's just written to
tell me he's grown another foot !"

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A man walks into a barbershop and asks,
"How much for a haircut?"

"Twelve dollars," says the barber.

"And for a shave?"

"Ten dollars."

"All right,"
says the man, settling into the barber chair.
"Shave my head."

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Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma like
I told you to?

Yes Mom.

Your handwriting seems very large.

Well, Grandma's very deaf, so I'm writing very
loudly.

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Yes, money cannot buy you happiness,
but I'd still feel a lot more comfortable
crying in a new BMW than on a bike.

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An 80-year old Italian man goes to the doctor for
a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good
shape the guy is in and asks, "How do you stay in
such great physical condition?"

"I'm Italian and I am a golfer," says the old
guy," and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm
up well before daylight and out golfing up and
down the fairways. Have a glass of vino, and all
is well."

"Well," says the doctor, "I'm sure that helps, but
there's got to be more to it. How old was your Dad
when he died?"

"Who said my Dad's dead?"

The doctor is amazed. "You mean you're 80 years
old and your Dad's still alive. How old is he?"

"He's 100 years old," says the old Italian golfer.
"In fact he golfed with me this morning, and then
we went to the topless beach for a walk, that's
why he's still alive. he's Italian and he's a
golfer too."

"Well," the doctor says, "that's great, but I'm
sure there's more to it than that. How about your
Dad's Dad? How old was he when he died?"

"Who said my grandpa's dead?"

Stunned, the doctor asks, "You mean you're 80
years old and your grandfather's still living!
Incredible, how old is he?"

"He's 118 years old," says the old Italian golfer.
The doctor is getting frustrated at this point,
"So, I guess he went golfing with you this morning
too?"

"No. Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's
getting married today."

At this point the doctor is close to losing it.
"Getting married! Why would a 118 year-old guy
want to get married?"

"Who said he wanted to?"

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Q: What's the difference between God and
fighter pilots?

A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

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You're a dumb criminal if ...

... You neglect to look up local hotels on your
GPS. Mitchell Deslatte walked into a Baton Rouge,
Louisiana, hotel and asked the clerk for a room.
Only, the clerk wasn't a clerk-he was a state
trooper. And the hotel was actually a state
trooper station. That's when Deslatte was arrested
and charged with driving while intoxicated.

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I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it
up and took a look at it cause it was prettier
than most.

The clerk said, "It's made in Germany".

I said, "That's too bad, I can't use it then".

The clerk said, "What's the matter? You don't
like German pens?"

I said, "No. I just never learned to write
German."

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my
grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the
passengers in his car.

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A naked women robbed a bank.
Nobody could remember her face.

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Q: What's the difference between
roast beef & pea soup?

A: Anyone can roast beef.

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True or False?

A) In World War II, a German U-boat was sunk
because of a malfunctioning toilet.

B) American combat dolphins, deployed in the
Persian Gulf, surrounded and captured an Iranian
battleship.

C) The pen used by the military meets 16 pages of
military specs.

D) At the real-life Topgun program-the one the
film was based on-there is a $5 fine for any
staffer who references or quotes the movie.

E) The Franco-Prussian War ended in a stalemate
and had to be settled by a winner-take-all game
of backgammon played by the two countries'
prime ministers.

Answers: A-T; B-F; C-T; D-T; E-F

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After a rough day spent corralling my rowdy kids,
I'd had enough.

"I think I'm going to sell them," I hissed to
my sister.

"You're crazy," she said.

"For thinking of selling them?"

"For thinking someone would buy them."

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She was only a whiskey-maker,

but he loved her still.

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A blonde goes into work one morning crying her
eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee's
well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the
matter?"

The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a
phone call saying that my mother had passed away."

"I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go
home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just
take the day off to relax and rest."

The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be
better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and
I have the best chance of doing that here."

The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as
usual. "If you need anything, just let me know,"
he says.

A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on
the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees
the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to
her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay? Is there
anything I can do to help?"

"No," replies the blonde, "I just got a call from
my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!"

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Bob: "Have you seen the movie Constipation?"

Jim: "No, it hasn't come out yet."

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Zoo visitor: What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know, he won't tell
me.

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My son, Scott, an insurance broker in Florida,
loves ocean fishing and takes his cell phone along
on the boat. One morning we were drifting about
ten miles offshore as Scott discussed business on
the phone. Suddenly his rod bent double, and the
reel screamed as line poured off the spool.

Scott was master of the situation. "Pardon me," he
told his customer calmly. "I have a call on
another line."

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What did the ill comic say in the hospital?

"I'm here . all weak!

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A man took his dog to the vet and asked the vet to
completely remove the dogs tail. The vet confused
said "Why do you want me to do that? The dogs tail
is perfectly healthy."

The man replied "Well the wifes mother comes this
weekend and I want to make sure there are no signs
of any welcome!!

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A worker approaches his employer and holds up his
last pay check. `This is two hundred dollars
short,' he says.

`I know,' says the employer. `But last week I
overpaid you two hundred dollars, and you didn't
say anything.'

`Well,' says the worker. `I don't mind an
occasional mistake. But when it gets to be a
habit, I feel I have to call it to your
attention.'

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I surf the web a lot, and I guess I was using
too much bandwidth, because the other day I got
an automated phone call from my service
provider. It was The Rolling Stones singing,
"Hey, you. Get off of my cloud!"

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Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire
State Building?
A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't
jump.

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Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof,
laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and
knocked down their ladder.

"I have an idea," said Mike. "We'll throw you
down, and then you can pick up the ladder."

"What, do you think I'm stupid? I have an idea.
I'll shine my flashlight, and you can climb down
on the beam of light."

"What, do you think I'm stupid? You'll just turn
off the flashlight when I'm halfway there."

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Bank Name

Mother decided that 10-year-old Cathy should get
something 'practical' for her birthday.

"Suppose we open a savings account for you?"
mother suggested. Cathy was delighted.

"It's your account, darling," mother said as they
arrived at the bank, "so you fill out the
application."

Cathy was doing fine until she came to the space
for 'Name of your former bank.' After a slight
hesitation, she put down 'Piggy.'

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Today's hospitals don't kid around. I won't say
what happens if you don't pay a bill, but did you
ever have tonsils put back in?

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There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle
drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no
reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the
elephant's tail, really hard.

Years and years later, the same elephant, now
grown up, is by the same river, having a drink
with his giraffe buddy, when the same turtle that
bit him on the tail all those years ago wanders up
to the river.

The elephant rears back a leg and kicks the turtle
as hard as he can, sending him flying way off into
the jungle.

"Why did you do that?" the giraffe asks.

"When we both were babies, that turtle bit my tail
for no reason," the elephant replied.

"Wow! You must have a good memory!" exclaimed the
giraffe.

"Yep!" said the elephant."I've got Turtle-Recall."

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My house is haunted by a ghostwriter. Last night,
I came home and my autobiography had been written.

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At three o'clock one morning a veterinary surgeon
was woken from a deep sleep by the ringing of his
telephone. He staggered downstairs and answered
the phone. "I'm sorry if I woke you," said a voice
at the other end of the line.

"That's all right," said the vet, "I had to get up
to answer the telephone anyway."

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