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  • The Months With A Blond

    From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wednesday, July 08, 2020 16:42:35
    A blonde's year:

    January: Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

    February: Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!!

    March: Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....
    Box said ' 2-4 years!'

    April: Trapped on escalator for hours ... Power went out!!!

    May: Tried to make Kool Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of
    water won't fit into those little packets!!!

    June: Tried to go water skiing....... Couldn't find a lake with a slope.

    July: Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... Learned later,
    the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

    August: Got locked out of my car in rain storm...... Car swamped
    because soft-top was open.

    September: The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???

    October: Hate M & M's..... They are so hard to peel.

    November: Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .... Instructions said 1 hour
    per pound and I weigh 108!!

    December: Couldn't call 911. 'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button
    on the stupid phone!!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Saturday, October 10, 2020 00:07:44
    A blonde's year:

    January: Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

    February: Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!!

    March: Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....
    Box said ' 2-4 years!'

    April: Trapped on escalator for hours ... Power went out!!!

    May: Tried to make Kool Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of
    water won't fit into those little packets!!!

    June: Tried to go water skiing....... Couldn't find a lake with a slope.

    July: Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... Learned later,
    the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

    August: Got locked out of my car in rain storm...... Car swamped
    because soft-top was open.

    September: The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???

    October: Hate M & M's..... They are so hard to peel.

    November: Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .... Instructions said 1 hour
    per pound and I weigh 108!!

    December: Couldn't call 911. 'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button
    on the stupid phone!!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wednesday, March 10, 2021 00:05:42
    A blonde's year:

    January: Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

    February: Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!!

    March: Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....
    Box said ' 2-4 years!'

    April: Trapped on escalator for hours ... Power went out!!!

    May: Tried to make Kool Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of
    water won't fit into those little packets!!!

    June: Tried to go water skiing....... Couldn't find a lake with a slope.

    July: Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... Learned later,
    the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

    August: Got locked out of my car in rain storm...... Car swamped
    because soft-top was open.

    September: The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???

    October: Hate M & M's..... They are so hard to peel.

    November: Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .... Instructions said 1 hour
    per pound and I weigh 108!!

    December: Couldn't call 911. 'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button
    on the stupid phone!!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)