Little Johnny once bought his Grandma a very nice, luxurious toilet brush
for her birthday. But when he went to visit her a couple of weeks later,
it wasn't in the bathroom.

Little Johnny asked his Grandma, "Gran, what happened to the toilet brush
I gave you?"

"Darling, I'm sorry but I just didn't like it. It was too scratchy.
After all those years, I've gotten used to the toilet paper."
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