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    From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wednesday, October 07, 2020 00:05:41
    TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN A BAD CHURCH

    10. The church bus has gun racks.

    9. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor and Socio-pastor.

    8. The Bible they use is the "Dr. Seuss Version."

    7. There's an ATM in the lobby.

    6. The choir wears leather robes.

    5. Worship services are B.Y.O.S.: "Bring Your Own Snake."

    4. No cover charge, but communion is a two-drink minimum.

    3. Karaoke Worship Time.

    2. Ushers ask, "Smoking or Non-smoking?"

    1. The only song the organist knows is "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida."

    --Unknown..
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sunday, March 07, 2021 00:03:46
    TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN A BAD CHURCH

    10. The church bus has gun racks.

    9. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor and Socio-pastor.

    8. The Bible they use is the "Dr. Seuss Version."

    7. There's an ATM in the lobby.

    6. The choir wears leather robes.

    5. Worship services are B.Y.O.S.: "Bring Your Own Snake."

    4. No cover charge, but communion is a two-drink minimum.

    3. Karaoke Worship Time.

    2. Ushers ask, "Smoking or Non-smoking?"

    1. The only song the organist knows is "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida."

    --Unknown..
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Monday, June 07, 2021 00:03:43
    TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN A BAD CHURCH

    10. The church bus has gun racks.

    9. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor and Socio-pastor.

    8. The Bible they use is the "Dr. Seuss Version."

    7. There's an ATM in the lobby.

    6. The choir wears leather robes.

    5. Worship services are B.Y.O.S.: "Bring Your Own Snake."

    4. No cover charge, but communion is a two-drink minimum.

    3. Karaoke Worship Time.

    2. Ushers ask, "Smoking or Non-smoking?"

    1. The only song the organist knows is "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida."

    --Unknown..
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)