One evening while I was preparing dinner my daughter
came into the kitchen asking for homework help on her
vocabulary words. "Mom," she asked, "What's a
quarter horse?"

As I thought of a simple explanation, my five-year-old
piped up, "I know. It's the one they have in front of
the grocery store!"

--Elizabeth Serpe..
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One evening while I was preparing dinner my daughter
came into the kitchen asking for homework help on her
vocabulary words. "Mom," she asked, "What's a
quarter horse?"

As I thought of a simple explanation, my five-year-old
piped up, "I know. It's the one they have in front of
the grocery store!"

Laughing out of the mouth of babe's

I thought that was a cute one!

-Havok

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Greg,

One evening while I was preparing dinner my daughter
came into the kitchen asking for homework help on her
vocabulary words. "Mom," she asked, "What's a
quarter horse?"

As I thought of a simple explanation, my five-year-old
piped up, "I know. It's the one they have in front of
the grocery store!"

Laughing out of the mouth of babe's

I thought that was a cute one!

That's the one you're guaranteed to win the bet on. <G>

Daryl

... "Nobody has ever bet enough on the winning horse." -R. Sasuly
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One evening while I was preparing dinner my daughter
came into the kitchen asking for homework help on her
vocabulary words. "Mom," she asked, "What's a
quarter horse?"

As I thought of a simple explanation, my five-year-old
piped up, "I know. It's the one they have in front of
the grocery store!"

--Elizabeth Serpe..
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One evening while I was preparing dinner my daughter
came into the kitchen asking for homework help on her
vocabulary words. "Mom," she asked, "What's a
quarter horse?"

As I thought of a simple explanation, my five-year-old
piped up, "I know. It's the one they have in front of
the grocery store!"

--Elizabeth Serpe..
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One evening while I was preparing dinner my daughter
came into the kitchen asking for homework help on her
vocabulary words. "Mom," she asked, "What's a
quarter horse?"

As I thought of a simple explanation, my five-year-old
piped up, "I know. It's the one they have in front of
the grocery store!"

Can't argue that one!

Of course, it's a twonie($2 coin in Canada) now!

I caught a cold near the carousel
I heard there was something going around.

Q: Chicken on a stick is called chicken skewers. Pork on a stick is a pork
skewers. What do you call a horse on a stick?
A: Carousel

Our kids climbed on horses behind us
on the merry-go-round. Before the ride started, they began bickering.

I spun on my horse, pointed my finger at the kids and said in a very loud voice.

"Don't make me turn this carousel around!"

They got quiet. Actually, everyone got quiet.

Your friend,

<+]:{)}
Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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George,

One evening while I was preparing dinner my daughter
came into the kitchen asking for homework help on her
vocabulary words. "Mom," she asked, "What's a
quarter horse?"

As I thought of a simple explanation, my five-year-old
piped up, "I know. It's the one they have in front of
the grocery store!"

Can't argue that one!

Or like the joke where the blonde got on this horse, and
it started bucking, and she panicked, and started screaming.
That is, until the store owner came out, and unplugged the
device. <G>

Of course, it's a twonie($2 coin in Canada) now!

I haven't seen any of those in central Arkansas in a long
time.

I caught a cold near the carousel
I heard there was something going around.

Like a blonde at a highway roundabout. :P

Q: Chicken on a stick is called chicken skewers. Pork on a stick is a
pork skewers. What do you call a horse on a stick?
A: Carousel

A rotisserie is a ferris wheel for chickens. :P

Our kids climbed on horses behind us
on the merry-go-round. Before the ride started, they began bickering.

I spun on my horse, pointed my finger at the kids and said in a very
loud voice.

"Don't make me turn this carousel around!"

They got quiet. Actually, everyone got quiet.

I would say so.

Daryl

... 12 Steps Chocolate Diet: 12 or less steps from chocolate.
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Of course, it's a twonie($2 coin in Canada) now!

I haven't seen any of those in central Arkansas in a long
time.

No outdoor pony rides here that I've seen; they're usually in a mall, with a car ride or two & a giant bunny for the tots; most are $2 to ride.

I caught a cold near the carousel
I heard there was something going around.

Like a blonde at a highway roundabout. :P

SOMETHING was going around after she'd been there. . .

What started out as herpes became theirpes soon enough. .

Doctor: I'm afraid you've tested positive for herpes.
Patient: I knew that one of these days I'd end up with a fungal infection. Doctor: Actually, it's viral.
Patient: Yeah, but I got it from a fun gal.

I just found out my girlfriend gave me an STD
I’m gonorrhea-valuate our relationship

Q: What's the most common STI in alligators?
A: Gatorades.

Your friend,

<+]:{)}
Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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Re: Not Horsing Around
By: Daryl Stout to All on Tue Nov 16 2021 12:03 am


Quarter horse:

I thought it's what you order when you're not hungry enough to east a WHOLE horse. . .

Or McDonald's' butcher's minimum order for the hamburger meat?
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George,

Quarter horse:

I thought it's what you order when you're not hungry enough to east a WHOLE horse. . .

Yeah, that too. :P

Or McDonald's' butcher's minimum order for the hamburger meat?

I like McDonald's fries, but I'm not real crazy on their burgers.

Daryl

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Or McDonald's' butcher's minimum order for the hamburger meat?

I like McDonald's fries, but I'm not real crazy on their burgers.

I customize everything at McDonalds to make it palateable. . . not easy, esp[ecially aas they're starting to arbitrarily charge for some toppings.

40c for 3 skinny wilted pickles?! KMX!

I get 20c each for tomato & leaf lettuce, but 60c for a cup to have my chicken sauce in for dipping my fries (the McChicken sauce is free, but I'm not sticking a covid-coated packet in my mouth to bite the corner, to start opening it (I only have one hand, so can't tear it open)

Then I have to pour the packet contents onto a covid-coated tray liner?

No thanks. . .

Why charge me for my preferred dip when I'm not taking ketchup - ytou gave the gut in front of me about 100 in his bag! I only need 3oz of McChickem sauce in a tiny side dish container.

My first GF would orcder a Big Mac, extra pickles plus erxtra pickles on the side (they gave her almost half a cup worth of their poickles for no extra fees)

I canm grow boobs, but nobody wants to see that! & I'm not my jeopardizing my heart health to save a half buck at McBarfy's. . .

I pretty much only eat fries when I drop in some times when hungry & ouit & about, or hash browbs for breakfast (just fries, really)

Occasionhally I'll have adouble Big Mac, but no sauce, as if I say half sauce, I get triple & if I say no cheese, I get cheese AND bacon (I don't eat either)

minimum wage because they have minimum inteligence, minimum skills, minimum motivation, & minimum aptitudes. . .

& their supervisors get 3-4c more per hour because they're barely worth even that, but you have to reward those who will take the rap for others' incompetencies.

I prefer A&W, but they're not cheap.

Fast food: FAST, CHEAP, or TASTY -- you can only have 2, if you're lucky--morer likely only 1

I ate a kids meal at McDonald's today. His mom got really angry.

Q: How is working at McDonalds like being an archaeologist? A: Either way you'll be working with ancient Greece.

"Hey, Ronald McDonald - been watching any good clown movies?" Ronald: I'm loving "IT"

Every new McDonald's creates 40 new jobs... 20 heart surgeons and 20 dentists.

Q: What do you call a non-commissioned Naval officer who works at McDonalds as a supervisor?
A: A chief patty officer

Q: How can you tell if it's Ronald McDonald at a nude beach? A: He has seasame seed buns

Q: Why doesnÆt McDonalds serve ribeye? A: Because that would be a McSteak

Dyslexic boy asks his mother for a mcdonaldÆs, she goes only if you can spell it, he then says "okay mum, can I have a KCF?"




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