At my age, "getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in here for.

Old age is coming at a really bad time.

I'm going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I'll do the second week.

Last week I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.


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At my age, "getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in here for.
Old age is coming at a really bad time.
I'm going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I'll do the second week.
Last week I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.

Nice!

For me getting lucky refers more to the toilet than the bed!

Three rules for seniors:
1. Never trust a fart.
2. Never pass a bathroom.
3. Never waste a hard-on.

A poem:
Procrastination is my sin;
It brings me endless sorrow.
I really must stop doing it;
In fact, I'll start tomorrow!

I learned that one 35+ years ago & promptly memorized it, as it was just so "me."



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At my age, "getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in here for.
Old age is coming at a really bad time.
I'm going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I'll do the second week.
Last week I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.

Nice!

For me getting lucky refers more to the toilet than the bed!

Three rules for seniors:
1. Never trust a fart.
2. Never pass a bathroom.
3. Never waste a hard-on.

A poem:
Procrastination is my sin;
It brings me endless sorrow.
I really must stop doing it;
In fact, I'll start tomorrow!

I learned that one 35+ years ago & promptly memorized it, as it was
just so "me."

Great poem!

I do admit I'm a bit of a procrastinator too. You know, sometimes it pays off, as some problems either sort themselves out, or dissapear by the time you get around to them.

... BoraxMan
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