• eating hoppers

    From JIM WELLER@1:123/140 to DAVE DRUM on Sunday, June 02, 2019 21:32:00
    Quoting Dave Drum to All <=-

    celebrate World Environment Day
    roasted grasshoppers in zaatar oil.
    And yes, believe it or not, everyone who tried it loved it!

    I have tried grasshopper, crickets and ants in the past, deep fried,
    roasted and dipped in chocolate. None of them were especially
    appealing.

    Mind you zaatar can make almost anything taste good.

    The tastiest way to enjoy grasshoppers is to run them through a
    chicken or turkey! A few years ago northern Alberta was plagued by
    hordes of hoppers, which happens there periodically. At Roslind's
    sister's ranch they destroyed several quarter sections of grain but
    not the one closest to the house. She released all her poultry and
    they ate so many they could barely walk. BIL Ike and his dogs kept
    watch for hawks, foxes and coyotes with a shotgun a .22 while they
    were out. Later that fall all the chickens were two pounds heavier
    than usual, the turkeys four, and absolutely delicious!

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    Title: Chicken Big Mamou
    Categories: Cajun, Chicken, Stews, Pasta, Rice
    Yield: 4 Servings

    3 tb Olive oil
    3 lg Garlic cloves; peeled
    1 c Minced onions
    3/4 c Minced bell peppers
    1 Bay leaf
    3 tb Plus
    1 1/2 ts Chef Paul Prudhomme's
    Poultry Magic
    1 1/2 ts Minced garlic
    3/4 ts Ground red pepper
    1/4 lb Plus 2 tb unsalted butter
    2 c Tomato sauce
    2 c Chicken stock
    3/4 c Minced green onions
    1/4 c Minced parsley
    1 1/2 lb Chicken breasts; cut into
    Bite sized pieces
    Hot cooked rice,
    Pasta or egg noodles

    Heat the oil in a 2 quart saucepan over high heat until hot. Add
    the garlic cloves and cook until well browned, about 2 minutes;
    remove garlic with a slotted spoon and discard.

    In the same oil, saute the onions over high heat until browned,
    about 5 minutes, stirring occasionally. Add the bell peppers, bay
    leaf, 1 tablespoon plus 1 1/2 teaspoons of the Poultry Magic, the
    mined garlic and red pepper; stir well. Add 2 tablespoons of the
    butter and the tomato sauce, stirring well. Cook about 3 minutes,
    stirring occasionally. Stir in 1 1/2 cups of the stock; bring
    mixture to a boil. Reduce heat to a simmer and simmer 40 minutes,
    stirring fairly often. Add the remaining 1/2 cup of stock; simmer
    and stir until sauce reduces to 2 3/4 cups, about 30 minutes more.
    Remove from heat and, if not being used immediately, cool and
    refrigerate.

    Melt the remaining 1 stick of butter in a large skillet over high
    heat. Add the remaining 2 tablespoons Poultry Magic, stirring
    well. Add the green onions, parsley, and chicken; saute about 2
    minutes, stirring frequently. Add the reserved sauce and cook 5
    minutes, stirring constantly. Discard bay leaf and serve
    immediately over rice, pasta or egg noodles.

    NOTES: This is a very easy dish to make for company if you cook the
    sauce a day ahead and reheat it.

    (Paul Prudhomme)

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    Cheers

    Jim


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  • From Dave Drum@1:3634/12 to JIM WELLER on Monday, June 03, 2019 06:09:00
    JIM WELLER wrote to DAVE DRUM <=-

    celebrate World Environment Day
    roasted grasshoppers in zaatar oil.
    And yes, believe it or not, everyone who tried it loved it!

    I have tried grasshopper, crickets and ants in the past, deep fried, roasted and dipped in chocolate. None of them were especially
    appealing.

    I've had French-fried grasshoppers a couple times. Meh. Nice crunch,
    great novelty/gross out value, little flavour.

    Chocolate ants make an appearance semi-occasionally around here. Mostly
    in boutique places at premium pricing. Bv)= When I tried them the presentation reminded me in texture/crunch of Rice Krispies candy.

    Mind you zaatar can make almost anything taste good.

    Well, yeah .....

    The tastiest way to enjoy grasshoppers is to run them through a
    chicken or turkey! A few years ago northern Alberta was plagued by
    hordes of hoppers, which happens there periodically. At Roslind's
    sister's ranch they destroyed several quarter sections of grain but

    A biblical "plague of locusts" IOW.

    not the one closest to the house. She released all her poultry and
    they ate so many they could barely walk. BIL Ike and his dogs kept
    watch for hawks, foxes and coyotes with a shotgun a .22 while they
    were out. Later that fall all the chickens were two pounds heavier
    than usual, the turkeys four, and absolutely delicious!

    Free range poultry *always* tastes better.

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    Title: Peanut Butter Rice Krispies
    Categories: Snacks, Desserts, Grains, Nuts, Chocolate
    Yield: 36 Servings

    2/3 c Sweetened condensed milk;
    - (not evaporated)
    1/4 c Peanut butter
    1/4 c Light corn syrup
    1/2 c Brown sugar; packed
    4 c Rice cereal

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    1/2 c Chocolate Chips
    2 tb Peanut Butter

    Cook first 4 ingredients in saucepan until well mixed
    and thickened, stirring constantly. Remove from heat.

    Add rice cereal, stirring to coat. Pack into greased 9
    x 9 -inch pan. Cool. Ice. Cut into squares. Makes 36.

    Melt chips and peanut butter over low heat and spread
    over bars.

    Source: Company's Coming - 150 Delicious Squares by
    Jean Pare

    Shared By Kaitlin Young

    From: http://www.recipesource.com

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  • From Mick Manning@1:249/307 to JIM WELLER on Tuesday, June 04, 2019 21:16:56
    On 02 Jun 2019, JIM WELLER said the following...

    were out. Later that fall all the chickens were two pounds heavier
    than usual, the turkeys four, and absolutely delicious!


    Great story. <grin>

    Mick Manning

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  • From JIM WELLER@1:123/140 to DAVE DRUM on Tuesday, June 04, 2019 22:00:00

    Quoting Dave Drum to Jim Weller <=-

    [not] appealing.

    I've had French-fried grasshoppers a couple times. Meh. Nice crunch, great novelty/gross out value, little flavour.

    Exactly. Very crunchy but the only flavours are grease and salt.

    Chocolate ants [...] reminded me in texture/crunch of Rice
    Krispies candy.

    One batch I sampled was nasty; they tasted of formic acid.

    they destroyed several quarter sections of grain

    A biblical "plague of locusts" IOW.

    Yep, something very like.

    All locusts are grasshoppers but not all grasshoppers are locusts.
    But from a practical point of view there is no difference if you're
    a grain farmer.

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    Title: Somali Spinach Fatayer
    Categories: African, Vegetables, Pastry
    Servings: 20

    1 recipe Fatayer Dough
    Spinach Filling
    3 TB olive oil
    1 c onions (chopped)
    1 lg tomato - peeled, seeded and
    diced
    1/2 ts salt
    3 stalks green onions
    6 oz spinach leaves (chopped)
    1/4 ts sumac
    1/2 ts paprika
    1/4 ts allspice (ground)
    1 c fresh parsley (chopped)
    1/4 ts black pepper (ground)
    1 egg - beaten

    Fry the onions for 3 minutes in 2 tablespoons of the oil. Add the
    salt, stir then add the tomatoes and cook for 2 minutes. Add the
    green onions and stir then add the spinach and the spices and cook
    for 5 minutes. Turn off the heat, add the parsley and stir. Add the
    remaining tablespoon olive oil. Divide the dough into 20 balls then
    roll out each piece to a 4-inch round. Place 1 teaspoon of the
    spinach filling. Shape the fatayer as shown in the video. Brush with
    a beaten egg then bake in a preheated oven at 400øF/204øC for 16
    minutes.

    Leila Adde & Abdullahi Kassim,
    Xawaash restaurant in Rexdale
    http://xawaash.com


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    Jim


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  • From Dave Drum@1:229/452 to JIM WELLER on Thursday, June 06, 2019 10:48:56
    JIM WELLER wrote to DAVE DRUM <=-

    [not] appealing.

    I've had French-fried grasshoppers a couple times. Meh. Nice crunch, great novelty/gross out value, little flavour.

    Exactly. Very crunchy but the only flavours are grease and salt.

    This was in the seventh grade .... so, 65 years ago. It was a schoolyard dare/gross-out the girls thing.

    Chocolate ants [...] reminded me in texture/crunch of Rice
    Krispies candy.

    One batch I sampled was nasty; they tasted of formic acid.

    I didn't get any acid bite. Mostly milk chcoclate .... but that can hide
    or subsume many things.

    they destroyed several quarter sections of grain

    A biblical "plague of locusts" IOW.

    Yep, something very like.

    All locusts are grasshoppers but not all grasshoppers are locusts.
    But from a practical point of view there is no difference if you're
    a grain farmer.

    Here in the lower 48 cicadas are commonly called (wrongly) "locusts".
    As in, "17 year (or 13 year) locust". This is a misnomer as they are
    Maficicada Periodical Cicadas. And tasty if prepared properly.

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    Title: Broiled Crickets
    Categories: Five, Game
    Yield: 1 Serving

    Crickets; as many as you
    - can catch
    Salt & Pepper

    Place crickets is a wire-mesh popcorn popper.

    Roast over campfire to desired degree of doneness. Season
    with salt and pepper. Eat, enjoy!

    Recipe by Kevin

    From: http://camprecipes.com

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    Title: A Tasty Treat of Cicadas
    Categories: Exotics, Breads, Sauces
    Yield: 5 Servings

    5 c Cicadas; wings and legs
    - removed if shells are
    - hard *
    1/4 c Worcestershire sauce
    4 lg Eggs, lightly beaten
    1/2 c Flour
    1 c Seasoned dry bread crumbs
    - or panko
    1 c Seafood cocktail sauce

    * Try to use newly hatched cicadas. Because their shells
    have not hardened yet. I guess like eating a soft shell
    crab.

    Marinate cicadas in Worcestershire sauce at least 1 hour.

    Dip into flour, egg then into breadcrumbs.

    Deep fry and serve with cocktail sauce

    From: http://www.food-insects.com

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  • From JIM WELLER@1:123/140 to MICK MANNING on Friday, June 07, 2019 22:58:00

    Quoting Mick Manning to Jim Weller <=-

    all the chickens were two pounds heavier than usual, the
    turkeys four, and absolutely delicious!

    Ike and Aletha are ranchers straight out of the 19th century.
    They're a colourful couple. As well as growing hay and feed grain
    for their large beef operation they raised rodeo stock: bucking
    horses and Brahman bulls.

    Once Ike was loading a bucking bronco onto a horse trailer that was
    all hyped because it was right after a rodeo. It reared up and he
    got kicked twice on the arm resulting in two compound fractures with
    multiple fragments. He had a vet on site do some first aid but
    instead of going to the hospital he swallowed a dozen aspirin with a
    mickey of rye and drove home about 100 miles with one hand.

    And Aletha was gored by a Brahman once. She was unloading a trailer
    and putting it in its stall. Again, it was right after a rodeo so
    the animal was all hyped up. The normally docile bull pinned her to
    the stall wall. She never told Roslind at the time but the next year
    she told her the story when we were visiting. I said in astonishment,
    "What happened next?" and she calmly replied, "Ike shot the son of a
    bitch and turned him into jerky. Do you want to take a bunch home? I
    don't really want any of it for some reason." Then she lifted up her
    blouse and showed us a large scar just over her stomach on her front
    and turned around to show us a smaller exit scar on her back not far
    from her spine.

    They're both over 70 and still actively farming although they've
    sold half their land and no longer raise rodeo stock or travel the
    circuit, just raise beef cattle. They're in remarkably good health
    except for their scars.


    Cheers

    Jim


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  • From JIM WELLER@1:123/140 to DAVE DRUM on Friday, June 07, 2019 22:59:00

    Quoting Dave Drum to Jim Weller <=-

    French-fried grasshoppers

    This was in the seventh grade .... so, 65 years ago. It was a
    schoolyard dare/gross-out the girls thing.

    I was in grade school too but it was my dad experimenting after
    reading an article about them.

    Chocolate ants [...] reminded me in texture/crunch of Rice
    Krispies candy.

    One batch I sampled was nasty; they tasted of formic acid.

    I didn't get any acid bite.

    It was just one batch, probably somebody harvested the wrong
    species. Others were sweet from the chocolate coating.

    Cicadas [...] tasty if prepared properly.

    So I've heard but I've never tried them out. I just don't warm up to
    insects, grubs or worms as food after my limited experience with
    them.



    Cheers

    Jim


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  • From Dave Drum@1:229/452 to JIM WELLER on Saturday, June 08, 2019 11:33:38
    JIM WELLER wrote to DAVE DRUM <=-

    Chocolate ants [...] reminded me in texture/crunch of Rice
    Krispies candy.

    One batch I sampled was nasty; they tasted of formic acid.

    I didn't get any acid bite.

    It was just one batch, probably somebody harvested the wrong
    species. Others were sweet from the chocolate coating.

    Cicadas [...] tasty if prepared properly.

    So I've heard but I've never tried them out. I just don't warm up to insects, grubs or worms as food after my limited experience with
    them.

    Neither of us would be understudying Andrew Zimmern. I have, however,
    knowingly had a "wormburger". Tasted much like a McDonalds burger. As
    to that being good news for the worm guys or bad news for Mickey D's I'll
    leave to others. Bv)=

    Here's another deal I got put onto by the Israel21c newsletter ....

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    Title: Knafeh a la Crème
    Categories: Pastry, Desserts, Citrus, Nuts, Dairy
    Yield: 12 servings

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    2 1/4 c Sugar
    2 tb Lemon juice
    2 tb Orange-blossom water

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    3/4 c Rice flour
    5 c Milk
    4 tb Sugar
    1 1/2 tb Orange-blossom water
    1/3 c Heavy cream

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    1 lb Knafeh pastry (kadayif)
    1/2 lb Unsalted butter; melted
    1/3 c Pistachios; coarse chopped

    TO MAKE THE SYRUP: Boil the sugar, 1 1/4 cups water and
    lemon juice for 10 to 15 minutes, then add the orange
    blossom water. Let it cool, then chill in the ice box.

    FOR THE FILLING: Mix the rice flour with enough of the
    cold milk to make a smooth paste. Bring the rest of the
    milk to a boil. Add the rice-flour paste to the boiling
    milk, stirring vigorously with a wooden spoon. Leave on
    very low heat and continue to stir constantly until the
    mixture thickens, being careful not to let it burn. Add
    the sugar and orange-blossom water and stir well.

    Refrigerate until cool before adding the heavy cream and
    mixing well.

    Put the knafeh pastry in a large bowl. Pull out and
    separate the strands as much as possible with your
    fingers so they do not stick together. Pour the melted
    butter over it and work it in very thoroughly with your
    fingers, pulling out and separating the strands and
    turning them over so they do not stick together and are
    entirely coated with butter.

    Spread half the pastry at the bottom of a 12-inch pie
    pan. Spread the cream filling over it evenly and cover
    with the rest of the pastry. Press down and flatten with
    the palm of your hand. Bake at 350 for about 45 minutes.
    Then raise the temperature to 425 for about 15 minutes
    until the pastry colors slightly.

    JUST BEFORE SERVING: Run a sharp knife around the edges
    of the pie to loosen the sides and turn out onto a large
    serving dish. Pour the cold syrup all over the hot
    knafeh, and sprinkle the top with chopped pistachios.
    (You could also pour half the syrup before serving and
    pass the rest around for everyone to help themselves to
    more.)

    By Mark Bittman

    RECIPE FROM: https://cooking.nytimes.com

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  • From Dale Shipp@1:261/1466 to Jim Weller on Sunday, June 09, 2019 01:37:04
    On 06-07-19 22:59, Jim Weller <=-
    spoke to Dave Drum about eating hoppers <=-

    Cicadas [...] tasty if prepared properly.

    So I've heard but I've never tried them out. I just don't warm up to insects, grubs or worms as food after my limited experience with
    them.

    Nor would I, unless I was in a survival mode and that was all I could
    find. I suspect that if I *were* in a survival mode, I would quickly
    learn how to find and harvest better sources of protein. I also suspect
    that you would be better prepared to do so than I.


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    Title: ITALIAN SPAGHETTI PIE
    Categories: _ethnic, Casseroles
    Yield: 4 Servings

    6 oz Spaghetti
    2 T Butter or margarine
    1/3 c Grated Parmesan cheese
    2 Well beaten eggs
    1 c Cottage cheese
    1 lb Ground beef or bulk pork
    -sausage
    1/2 c Chopped onion
    1/4 c Chopped green pepper
    1 (8 oz.) can tomatoes,
    -crushed
    1 (6 oz.) can tomato paste
    1 t Sugar
    1 t Dried oregano, crushed
    1/2 t Garlic salt
    1/2 c Shredded mozzarella cheese

    Cook spaghetti and drain - stir butter or margarine into hot
    spaghetti. Stir in Parmesan cheese and eggs. Form spaghetti mixture
    into a crust, in a buttered 10 inch pie plate. Spread cottage cheese
    over bottom of spaghetti crust. In skillet cook ground beef, onion
    and green pepper until vegetables are tender and meat is brown. Drain
    off excess fat. Stir in undrained tomatoes, tomato paste, sugar,
    oregano and salt. Heat thoroughly. Turn meat mixture into crust. Bake
    uncovered in 350 degree oven for 20 minutes. Sprinkle the mozzarella
    cheese. Bake 5 minutes or until cheese melts.

    Recipe posted by: Barry Weinstein

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  • From JIM WELLER@1:123/140 to DALE SHIPP on Sunday, June 09, 2019 18:11:00
    Quoting Dale Shipp to Jim Weller <=-

    I just don't warm up to insects, grubs or worms as food after
    my limited experience with them.

    Nor would I, unless I was in a survival mode and that was all I could find. I suspect that if I *were* in a survival mode, I would quickly learn how to find and harvest better sources of protein. I also
    suspect that you would be better prepared to do so than I.

    I could have pulled it off when I was younger and more fit but not
    today. I don't own any rifles or shotguns any more either and
    without them one would really have to know his woodcraft well.

    I just finished up formatting a new batch of recipes. A lot of them
    came about from googling for them after the subject came up here.

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    Title: Moose, Tea, And Onions
    Categories: Native, Canadian, Venison
    Servings: 4

    Moose meat
    Black tea
    Butter
    Salt and pepper
    Potatoes

    Moose meat: Any cut can be used for this recipe, but the cook time
    will vary (obviously tougher cuts will take more time to cook than
    tender ones). The day we made this recipe at my house, I used
    oobookjuk (round).

    Tea: Black tea was always available and ready on the stove in my
    household growing up. So when you wanted to deglaze your cooking,
    tea was always within arm's reach. And it turns out it can add a
    subtle earthiness to any dish. If I'm feeling modern then I'll
    replace the tea with red wine, but for the sake of natural, rustic
    flavours, we can stick to tea.

    Butter: I prefer butter to the Crisco that my grandparents used! I
    prefer the rich, creaminess and taste, as well as the smooth
    consistency it gives.

    Salt and pepper: My paternal grandfather would use so much pepper it
    would change the colour of his sauce. I often only use a little of
    it to elevate the flavour of my dishes.

    Potatoes: I use russet potatoes, but you can use any type. Growing
    up in the bush, we used the best priced ingredient and my
    grandparents would buy their groceries in bulk. The closest grocery
    store was about 2.5 hours away from the house.

    Step 1: Prep your ingredients, Prepare the tea in advance. Slice the
    onions in Juliennes or rainbows as I call them. Cut your potatoes
    into 1-inch pieces/ Thinly slice your moose (or other chosen) meat.

    Step 2: Make your fire. Gather small dry twigs and birch bark. Make a
    teepee shape, leaving the birch in the middle of the pile of twigs.
    Then use medium-sized wood and place it around the twigs. Light the
    birch bark and voila! Once your fire catches, make sure to keep
    feeding it good-sized wood (the smaller the wood you use, the
    quicker it'll burn). Cooking over an open fire is always worth it to
    give that smokey flavour to a dish.

    Step 3: Cook. Heat the butter in a large cast iron pot on medium
    heat. Once the butter is melted, add moose meat and stir. Add salt
    and pepper to taste. Allow to brown then add onions. Cook for 10
    mins, then pour half of the tea over the meat (just enough to cover
    it). Let simmer. Depending on the toughness of the meat, you may
    have to continue adding tea until the meat is tender. Add potatoes
    in the last 10-15 min and cover. Once the potatoes are done, the
    dish is done and ready to eat. Add a last touch of salt when
    serving.

    By Cezin Nottaway, chef & owner of Wawatay Catering. Born in Rapid
    Lake, with Algonquin roots and living in Maniwaki, Quebec

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    Cheers

    Jim


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