• Re: 551 dare foods; suici

    From NANCY BACKUS@1:123/140 to MICHAEL LOO on Tuesday, April 10, 2018 17:57:00
    Quoting Michael Loo to Nancy Backus on 04-06-18 18:14 <=-

    My burger, two less than 2 oz patties, pretty plain
    and no-nonsense, was fine, a better than average
    fast-food sandwich; the dog had a nice (artificial)
    smoke aroma but was exceedingly salty - flavor okay,
    but we could have done better at Costco. I gave the
    fries to Lilli, who liked them but warned me they
    were very salty as well, so I tried one, scraping off
    the crystals first; it was indeed almost inedible.

    Definitely a salt bomb...

    The cookie was your standard cut from a frozen roll
    sweet and with unidentifiable sludgy brown substance
    chips, hardly worth the calories. Speaking of which,
    and of suicide, the listed calorie content is 1210,
    with an amazing 2540 mg sodium, over twice my normal
    daily intake. I figure I did maybe 2 grams of it,
    with the dog and without the fries. When I got home
    there was an urgent consultation with Mr. Lasix, who
    was so eager for the work that he kept me going for
    twelve hours. At 5 am I weighed in at 144, down six.

    And one that your body didn't appreciate much, I see....

    The real impetus for the post was my choice of drink:
    what is known in teen circles as a "suicide" - you
    take your cup and get a splash of everything in the
    soda machine's repertory - in this store, Coke, Diet
    Coke, Coke Zero, Fanta, Dr. Pepper, Diet Dr. Pepper,
    Sprite, Barq's, Minute Maid lemonade, Fuze punch, iced
    tea, and two others I forget (two spigots each for
    Coke and Diet, one for fancy water, which I didn't
    use, making a total of 16). The result - a murky tan
    liquid with a colaish aroma, very sweet, with a
    diluted fruit punch flavor. It didn't kill me, but
    I was crusing along at a rapid rate of speed for a
    good long time.

    About what I'd expect.... ;) Lots of caffiene there to get you
    speeding... to say nothing of the HFCS.... ;)

    ttyl neb

    ... Foods labeled as "cheese food" must now be labeled as "fake cheese"

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