Scooter Schmillowitz's Pork Rind Fondue
1 large bag of pork rinds
1 brick of Velveeta Cheese
1/4 cup sour cream
6 slices of crispy bacon
1 small onion
1/4 cup maple syrup
2 jalapeno peppers
1/2 bag of chocolate chips
(butterscotch chips may be substituted)

Place the Velveeta cheese and chocolate chips
in a large crock pot. Heat on low for
approximately 1/2 hour. Crumble the bacon
into small pieces. Dice the onion and peppers
on a cutting board. After the cheese and
chocolate has completely melted, add the bacon,
onions, and peppers. Pour in the sour cream
and maple syrup. Mix thoroughly and cook for
another hour on low.

Dip each pork rind into the fondue and place
on a sheet of wax paper. Let the coated
pork rinds cool. Dip each pork rind into the
fondue again and repeat the procedure.
Place the rinds into the freezer and serve
chilled with anchovies.
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Mountain or Prairie Oysters
Mountain Oysters, also known as Prairie
Oysters, are that part of the male animal
which is removed in his youth that he may
thereby be more tractable and less, uh,
masculine. They are considered to be quite
a delicacy. Some butcher shops sell bull
testicles. These are good but the best
source is from young animals.
The preparation of mountain oysters is quite simple:

Ingredients

mountain oysters
flour
salt
pepper
paprika
garlic
cayenne

Preparation

Season the flour with the salt, pepper, paprika,
garlic, and cayenne. If the mountain oysters
are large, cut them into bite sized chunks.
Dust the mountain oysters in the flour and
sauté in a pan of hot oil or deep fry. They
should be tender on the inside and crisp on
the outside.

Serve with horseradish sauce or cocktail sauce
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Quoting Fred A Ball to All on 02-28-19 16:17 <=-

Scooter Schmillowitz's Pork Rind Fondue
1 large bag of pork rinds
1 brick of Velveeta Cheese
1/4 cup sour cream
6 slices of crispy bacon
1 small onion
1/4 cup maple syrup
2 jalapeno peppers
1/2 bag of chocolate chips
(butterscotch chips may be substituted)

No.

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Mountain or Prairie Oysters
Mountain Oysters, also known as Prairie
Oysters, are that part of the male animal
which is removed in his youth that he may
thereby be more tractable and less, uh,
masculine. They are considered to be quite
a delicacy. Some butcher shops sell bull
testicles. These are good but the best
source is from young animals.
The preparation of mountain oysters is quite simple:
Ingredients
mountain oysters
flour
salt
pepper
paprika
garlic
cayenne

Yes. (although, admittedly I've never had them... but I'd try them, no problem...)

ttyl neb

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