• 620 shambolic was shambolic

    From MICHAEL LOO@1:123/140 to RUTH HANSCHKA on Friday, November 30, 2018 15:14:36
    Olim lacus colueram ...
    That was written about the Red Death ... Red Tide?

    Actually, it was written from the point of view
    of an item of poultry, in this case supposedly a
    swan, but could be applied to any waterfowl. From
    The Guardian, on the difficulty of distinguishing
    various kinds of game meat -

    You probably have eaten swan on many many
    occasions. A little research reveals that
    swan is near identical to other web-footed
    birds. The only true way to tell is to try
    to feed some to a swan (the swan will refuse
    to eat its own kind). Basically it takes swan
    to know swan. https://tinyurl.com/aswanpun

    Usually I frown on dissemination of falsehoods
    on this echo, but this one was too good to pass
    on (or not to pass on, as the case may be).

    Nostalgia means pain from revisiting the
    past, so that's appropriate. Too bad you
    had to have had such a past.
    It was part of my childhood. Not a big part, but once in a while.
    Their canned bean sprouts were never any nastier than the fresh ones.

    Au contraire, canned bean sprouts are one of
    the most wwtt foods, almost deserving a spot
    on Clean Dave's list along with the Blind Robins
    and canned pork brains.

    That's like saying that they'll always behave
    like hurricanes.
    Hurricanes generally behave like hurricanes.
    As do cats.
    Especially when they're in 12AM crazies mode.

    The cats here are 15 and go to bed promptly when
    the TV goes off (around 10 or 11). If you'd attended
    the last Salem picnic, you'd have met them.

    MMMMM----- Recipe via Meal-Master (tm) v8.02

    Title: Preserved goose
    Categories: Poultry, Canned
    Yield: 1 bird

    1 Large goose
    Salt
    Quatre epices OR
    Allspice OR
    Chinese 5-spice powder
    Ground thyme
    Ground bay leaves

    Cut the goose into serving pieces, saving the fat. Rub the pieces
    with salt and seasonings. Pack them in a big deep dish and cover with
    more salt. Leave in a cool place or the fridge for 24 hr.

    Render the fat in a big kettle. Escoffier says that if your goose is
    a good one, you should expect at least 3 lb 6 oz of fat from it!

    Next day, rinse and dry the goose pieces. Melt the rendered fat and
    drop the pieces in. They should be completely covered with fat. Cook
    over low heat 2 1/2 to 3 hr.

    Pack the goose pieces in a sterilized crock and pour the fat over.
    The fat should cover the pieces. Let the fat solidify and then pour
    over all 2 c of melted lard. When this is set, cover crock with a
    piece of butcher paper and tie it down or else put the lid of the
    crock on.

    This will keep a long time - it's best after at least a week. If you
    refrigerate it, or if you're using it within a day or two, you don't
    have to go through the melted lard and butcher paper routine. BTW,
    the lard is discarded, but the goose fat is kept for sauteing and
    other uses.

    From: Michael Loo

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  • From RUTH HANSCHKA@1:123/140 to MICHAEL LOO on Thursday, December 06, 2018 01:26:32
    Olim lacus colueram ...
    That was written about the Red Death ... Red Tide?

    Actually, it was written from the point of view
    of an item of poultry, in this case supposedly a
    swan, but could be applied to any waterfowl. From
    The Guardian, on the difficulty of distinguishing
    various kinds of game meat -

    You probably have eaten swan on many many
    occasions. A little research reveals that
    swan is near identical to other web-footed
    birds. The only true way to tell is to try
    to feed some to a swan (the swan will refuse
    to eat its own kind). Basically it takes swan
    to know swan. https://tinyurl.com/aswanpun

    Usually I frown on dissemination of falsehoods
    on this echo, but this one was too good to pass
    on (or not to pass on, as the case may be).

    Swan would probably taste like fish - and nasty fish at that.

    It was part of my childhood. Not a big part, but once in a
    while.
    Their canned bean sprouts were never any nastier than the fresh
    ones.

    Au contraire, canned bean sprouts are one of
    the most wwtt foods, almost deserving a spot
    on Clean Dave's list along with the Blind Robins
    and canned pork brains.

    I'm not sure I'd want to eat those.

    Hurricanes generally behave like hurricanes.
    As do cats.
    Especially when they're in 12AM crazies mode.

    The cats here are 15 and go to bed promptly when
    the TV goes off (around 10 or 11). If you'd attended
    the last Salem picnic, you'd have met them.

    If I could have, and these days it's even less likely. I have a hard
    enough time sleeping in my own bed never mind in a strange one.
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