• 991 Auberge de Forges

    From MICHAEL LOO@1:123/140 to ALL on Saturday, September 21, 2019 10:55:42
    We sorted out our stuff and arranged it in the appropriate rooms
    and found Ian and Jacquie had a basket of snacks laid out for us
    with an assortment of beers from Brasserie de la Vezere, the semi-
    local craft brewery in Uzerche, about which more later. Cheese
    sticks, possibly homemade or from the bakery down the road, potato
    chips, regular and the shockingly weird Lay's roast chicken flavor.

    As they were out for the evening, they'd made reservations at
    this place down at the foot of the hill, where the semi-grumpy
    cook and his thoroughly grumpy partner-waiter greeted us, the
    latter vouchsafing that four was as many clients as he cared to
    serve, and he wished that the other two (a French couple) would
    go away; Lilli having stayed home sick in bed, she wasn't there
    to fan his misogynistic flame.

    Our table off at the end was the site of a number of pleasant
    but not hugely memorable meals in years past when there was
    nothing that called our names from La Souvigne's pantry.

    The meal started with an amuse of butternet soup with cepe oil,
    actually okay but with a touch of the dreaded blue cheese.

    What was represented on the list as Larrivet Haut Brion 15 turned
    out to be the Bordeaux de Larrivet Haut Brion, a lesser wine in
    the same way that Mouton Cadet is lesser to Mouton Rothschild.
    No wonder the price was so advantageous. Nonetheless, it was a
    perfectly average Cabernet-Merlot, quenching and intoxicating
    but not massively interesting.

    I got the formule, starting with salad with thin slices of smoked
    magret, a not too generous amount of protein, a substantial amount
    of greens, in an unimpeachable balsamic vinaigrette, followed
    by civet de boeuf with beer, a take on carbonnades but supposedly
    thickened with blood (this I highly doubt). It was sweetish and
    okay, not a patch on the stuff served farther north. On the side,
    tartiflette aka au gratin potatoes, with a blob of chard and other
    vegetable trimmings. A mache salad.

    For afters, an okay chocolate mousse with sliced strawberries on
    the side and a glass of decent quite ordinary Port.

    Swisher had a steak frites, pretty good all around, with nicely
    done frites. Again, the cut of beef was unidentifiable, partly
    because they butcher animals differently in France.

    Toward the end of the evening, a German couple came in, and the
    waiter, whose name I forget because it's Frisian, perked up,
    practicing his not so great charm and not so great German on them.

    At length we took our leave, with Michael the proprietor reminding
    us to look both ways when crossing the highway, as he can't afford
    to lose customers to such things as death. Remember, he said, the
    French drive like maniacs. That's because they are, I growled back.

    We returned jollily to the gite and installed ourselves comfortably
    in our respective abodes. Lilli was decidedly under the weather, so
    Pepsi Max had been her dinner, worse for her.
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