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    From MICHAEL LOO@1:123/140 to SEAN DENNIS on Saturday, July 27, 2019 04:58:36
    Ah, veree guud, Jacques dans le Boite, ha ha.
    I tell people that for years I thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company....

    I do re-call that joke and was not thrilled
    to be the receiver of it. It's on an even lower
    rung than most of the jokes here!

    ... Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you.

    Well, there is that.

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    Title: Taco Seasoning Mix
    Categories: Mexican, Seasonings
    Servings: 6

    1/4 c Instant minced onion
    3 tb Chili powder
    2 tb Ground cumin
    2 tb Salt
    1 tb Crushed hot red pepper
    -flakes
    1 tb Instant minced garlic
    1 tb Cornstarch
    2 ts Oregano, crushed well
    6 sm Envelopes

    Combine and mix all ingredients. Spoon 6 even portions of mix into
    envelopes. Seal well, label, and store in dry cool place. To use: Brown
    1
    lb ground beef in a skillet; drain off excess fat; sprinkle 1 pkg of mix
    over the meat and stir to blend. Add 1/2 c water and 1 T catsup. Simmer
    and
    stir, uncovered, for 10 min or until water has evaporated. Spoon into
    taco
    shells and top with chopped onion, grated Cheddar cheese, chopped
    tomatoes,
    and shredded lettuce as desired. Source unknown

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